Tall *Tree) Tales and Chain Saw Adventures

For the same reason I am, lady! And I don't know about anyone else, but why can't they roll over without taking all the covers with them??

Because we are kind, gentle, loving, giving creatures who share everything and ask for so little in return....Majorly LMBO.....

Good morning, good morning!

LOL...I love that you have to resort to using icky trash to hide the the trash! Too funny...

Calander saves are great though, It's amazing how much info we can go back to...
Smile on the memories and lots of fun to remenice.

Funny, I now use DG posts as those kind of calanders!

Thanks Flowers and all on my room, Especially on my Pudgy baby...That is my 2nd Grand nephew! His names Donavan, we call him baby D. he is going to be 2 this year...

ROFLOL, He can have as much room as it takes to keep his stuff put away! As long as i get my space, which is my craft table area...And my private garden area, which he is slowly taking over!! Gotta put a stop to that.

Rosie, not only do you get the last 6 inches of the bed, how about adding the coner of the blanket too, LOL I keep an extra throw at the side of bed...Oh and Don't you need the all that extra room to heft him over when he starts his snoring?? LOL, should we start on that?

Moon Thanks for that site, wow...her art is incredible!

Glad you liked the site, Seed. I think her work is breathtaking....grin

And Yeah, nudge, push, tickle, whatever it takes to stop the chainsaw snort....grin We actually had an argument about snoring....he denied that he snored....said he listened all night and never once heard himself snore....arghhh....solved that with a camcorder....sound on high....grin Now he says he is possessed by an evil sleep twin who snores .....sigh....lol

No, when he starts snoring I punch him. He doesn't remember and it makes me feel better (grin!!)


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lol.....Rosie....one of our cats sleeps on the bed and I pick her up and plop her on top of him....he wakes up, pets the cat and goes back to sleep...always comments on how much she loves sleeping next to him....muahahaha (evil laugh)

too funny missingrosie, your poor dh is gonna be afraid to go to bed if he wakes up sore and tired and can't figure out why lol

LOL...you ladies are a riot!

I plug his nose! just for a second, but sometimes...I join in Moons Muahaha kind of thoughts.

Does your guy eat in his sleep?


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Lol works great with grandkids too moon lol Go wake grandpa

Kids and animals are safe....when our oldest was 2 he had a bad dream and climbed into bed with us....about 30 minutes later got up to go back to his own bed....said he could sleep with "boogies", but not with Daddy.....lol

LOL. I can't sleep with g kids, bout the time I get dozed a foot kicks me in the ribs or an arm slaps me in the eye.

That was a LONG time ago....grin My bed is 1/4 mine 3/4 his....lol no room for kids...grin

I have three kids, and have never let one of them sleep with me. I just never started that business.
Sleep is something this grouchy witch cannot go without lol
or at least my dh tells me!

We solved all those problems by getting a King size bed. and I have my own blanket and so does he!
Then we put on flanel sheets in the winter, so much warmer.
And we have a hair dryer we warm the bed with. Anyone else to admit that?

I like heating blanket FrillyLady, but wait till frost starts forming in room to turn it on lol

Ohhh, I am jelous! King size bed.
LOL, would never fit in our room...He also has 2 dresser jammed with clothes, junk and LOL, old paper work, sigh.

don't ya love it Seed, so much room need a bull horn to talk to each other lol. When me and dh got married we slept in a single bed in his room at his moms and dads till we could get our own place. Somehow didn't mind it then lol

We are old hippy holdouts...king size waterbed with a heater....makes for a nice set of toasty toes.... Our kids didn't sleep with us...just when a bad dream bothered them....then when they settled down to sleep, we carried them back to their beds.

Seed, you ought to see his office....on second thought, no one should have to witness that snow bank of paper...lol

Ah well, love each other, tolerate and forgive(live with) each other's faults and bad habits.....sometimes a blind eye and a deaf ear can be the best marriage counselor....grin...worked for us for the last 38 years.

yup, don't sweat the small stuff. ^_^

Our first waterbed was a hoot, better half would plop in after I had gone to sleep and all of a sudden I was on the Titanic.

ok I admit to being the bed hog, the blanket stealer, my husband has woken up with one leg balancing on the floor so as not to fall out, and we have a king size bed!

I have all the bed and blankets too Lynnie.

My DH is a carpenter. He told me once that the jobs that don't pay...meaning mine.. had to be put on back burner. Done what any loving wife would do called his boss for an estimate so he could get paid to do it. Amazing how fast it can get done when its gonna cost you more than you're going to make.

Then one other time I threatened to bring home the next guy I seen holding a sign saying "Will work for food"

These stories are very funny. My DH is of two minds. Half the time he refuses to help me on projects because he says Its my project so I need to finish it. The other half he comes and takes over because he can do it so much better than me. LOL I sometimes act like I can't do it well just so he will take over. LOL

Here is what is so funny about my DH. I am a farm girl so usually I will try to do whatever by myself if I can. His mom is the helpless type, she is a very sweet person she just needs help all the time. So he loves that I can do so much without his help. I am accident prone, not clumsy just if something can hurt you it will be me that gets hurt. One evening kind of late I heard a commotion in my "library" room, it sounded like the cat was attacking my birds. I was getting ready for bed so I was, ahem, unclothed when I ran into the room. The room is stacked up and kind of messy. I slipped on something on the floor, fell on a plastic flowerpot, which collapsed cutting me on the chest. As I was sliding my leg hit a bookshelf that was leaned against the wall so hard the pain took my breath away. I'm still sliding with my left arm and hand stretched out, I finally come to a halt by my fingers being jammed against the wall. At this point I have slid under the bird cage so I have sniffed up bird seed that was on the floor. I am bleeding pretty bad, my leg is numb, my fingers are hurting and I am coughing up bird seed. I'm just lying there thinking my DH will come see what is going on because I made a loud thump when I fell. I'm kind of fluffy. LOL I wait, he never shows up. So when I think I can get up without falling down again I limp into the living room and ask him if he heard the loud thump. He says "yea I heard it but I knew whatever it was you would take care of it." I have several stories like this. LOL

Amber _lee my husband once stepped over me as I lay on the bathroom floor after several violent bouts of vomiting, stating that he needed to get to bed because I "was going to be useless in the morning." LOL

wow I would be steaming mad about that for, uh like a long time.

Amber thats the funniest thing I ever heard!!! Glad you are ok

I hate being fussed over.

Too funny. One time we were out in a bar and a guy was hitting on me. He wouldn't leave me alone & DH, who was only "DB" at the time, was at the other end of the bar talking. Finally I got loose and went down there & asked if he saw that and why didn't he rescue me? He said "I figured if you needed help you'd ask me".

Thanks Buddy!

haha sounds just like my husband. He knows I prefer to take care of myself.

LOL...not long after DH and I married, we were out at the local bar. Made a trek to the loo, and when i came back, DH was at the bar talking to some friends. Went back to the table to get my drink and a guy asked me to dance...wouldn't accept No...DH came to the table and the guy took a swing at him, telling him to back off, he saw me first....grin...DH ducked, the guy grabbed my arm and met a drink tray head on.....knocked him out (alcohol was a big help) DH says he will only step in if asked, and then only with back-up....grin

Lol its hell being beautiful ain't it moon LOL

Thanks Flowers....but remember, he was drunk....lol

went to a dance club with another couple right after we got married. Well champane was on the house and no one was drinking it. So the conservative that I am and mind ya don't like nothing to go to waste I comminsed after our bottle (mind you it didn't take much) to introduce myself to other dance couples. This man ask me my name and I told him and we chatted for a few minutes. Then he looked at me and said "OH your not gonna tell me Huh?" I said man you need to go home, your drunker than I am LOL

Buzz click thinking....kinda fade in and out....grin

I'm glad to know other women have DH like mine. lol However I wouldn't take for him, he is the best man I ever dated. Just now he told me he put a potato in to bake for me. I can't complain, oh, I mean I can't all the time. LOL
My DH won't go anywhere to go dancing, he said when he was younger his friends would always get him into fights. I say we aren't going with those guys but he still won't go.

Amber get a karioke machine and invite the friends you want to participate in your home, you can still have fun without all the riftraff.

LOL Amber -
You created quite a 'vision' in your tale. Did you have bird feathers all stuck to you?

missingrosie don't know you but would love to carry you in my pocket all day just to keep the laughs going. Thanks

tell us more Amber, your tooo cute.

Well, after a day (like today for instance) I might enjoy snuggling down in a lint-y pocket feeling free to offer up comments and observations. I am always getting into trouble for doing just that (because I am not hiding out in a 'pocket') when I decide to open up my big mouth and offer up a thought the moment it strikes me. Today it was "Good Lord! WHAT the hell have you DONE to your hair????" (Not a good comment offered two days before this mother-of-the-groom's wedding.) (it just popped out...... ) (once it was out......it was out.........) (there was NOTHING I could do.....) (she is going back to the hairdresser...... she will thank me later when the photos are developed.....) (she'll buy me a present..... I KNOW it.....)

Just as soon as her nose slides back into joint....grin