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A OLD FARMERS ADVICE
An Old Farmer's Advice:
* Your fences need to be
horse-high,
pig-tight
And
bull-strong.
*Keep skunks and bankers at a Distance.
*Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.
* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
* Do not corner something that you know is meaner Than you.
* It don't take a very big person to carry a Grudge.
* You cannot unsay a cruel word.
* Every path has a few puddles.
* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
* The best sermons are lived, not preached.
* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't Never gonna happen anyway.
* Don't judge folks by their relatives.
* Remember that silence is sometimes the best Answer.
* Live a good, honorable life.
Then when you get Older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't Bothering you none.
* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.
* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever Have to deal with,
watches you from The mirror every mornin'.
* Always drink upstream from the herd.
* Good judgment comes from experience,
and
a Lotta that comes from bad judgment.
* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot Easier than puttin' it back in.
* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some Influence,
try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
* Live simply.
Love generously.
Care deeply.
Speak kindly.
Leave the rest to God
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