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LOL... OMG... I've got to show that to Don... too funny.
He beats me up every morning and makes the coffee... now we can justify it... LOL

I sa iah !!!!
Lolol!!

LOL, he beats you up to make coffee every morning?!!?

MY goodness! What does he do if there is no coffee to make?

Clever Jaye!!! Thought you all might like to read that.

LOL... he gets really irritable when there's no coffee to make...

PICTURE OF A PERFECT MAN






















Did you really think there was one?????

You're so funny today... good one.

I have my moments.

oh heheheh...you ladies are such fun!

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Perfect indeed... especially when I call my ex a Nonentity!!!!

LOL Marion! That is tooo funny! I have to show that to Michael. We finally solved our coffee isues by getting a perculator with a timer. It's ready by the time anybody gets up!!

HOW TRUE!!!!!



THE PERFECT MAN

The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a handsome smile
And keeps his car so clean.
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
A good husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings to you.
The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.
He never has made you cry
Or hurt you in any way
Oh, forget this stupid poem
The perfect man is gay.

Sorry, Ladies, I just couldn't resist adding this little poem to your discussion. LOL

Lololol!!!! Well, Kel's almost perfect....:D

Mine was almost just lacked on quality!! Thank goodness for that.

Well, Don was perfect until that last line.

BJ-I don't cook-DH does all that, but I willpass your recipe to him-my mom makes GB, bacon & onions where you fry up the bacon and once it is about 1/2 cooked you add the onions and then you add thawed frozen GB and cook all together til done-UMMM-sooo good!!

I do the baking like Kathy-I HATE to cook!!

My DH is about 2/3 perfect, not all the way though, but some of the non perfect things are the things I love most;)

Jaye-you almost sound like you could be my mom!!LOL DH says the height is perfect cuz he is 5'11 and can stand and rest his chin on my head:)

LK-thanks for the links-I will have to download one of them:)

Thanks Stacey, but I rather be your Aunt. I know your mum is doing a good job at raising you ^_^
If it were me, you'd be in a straight jacket!!!

why-I'z not crazy-just cross eyed and mute:)

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Just make sure you are only running one anti virus at a time. Other wise, they will fight each other.
Linda Kay

I know-I read that-thank god you put that otherwise I would probably try to do both and get all messed up!!!LOL

Marion – That joke was great, thanks for sharing.

slvrwilo – Well mine is close… His car is a mess. He sometimes gets frustrated with children, but he can play with them, which I have trouble with and we make a good team raising DSD. He conveys his good feelings, not so well on what bothers him. He’s never written me poetry. He’s not my mother’s best friend, I think I hold that position, but they like each other a lot. He made me cry in a bad way once, maybe twice. He’s not gay. He may not be perfect, but he’s perfect for me. :o)

He’s also a smart @$$, but he’s my best friend, which isn’t mentioned and should be on there.

Fairy1004 – I’m 5’ nothing and DH is 6’4” I fit just perfect into the hollow on his chest. We’ve been teased about this a lot.

I always said I had to marry a taller man for my children to have any hope of being normal!!LOL

LOL I've always liked short men, they try harder! My DH is 5' 6" and I'm 5' 4" and shrinking

ahhh-see I always got picked on for being short and have always had issues reaching everything, so I needed someone taller to get things down for me too!!LOL

Makes sense! Where's Kathy this morning? Isn't she usually your playmate at this hour...DH woke me when he was leaving, so thats why I'm up

good morning, im here

Good morning Kathy how is your DD, Sammy and the critters?

She usually is, but the last coupld mornings she has been sleeping in-must be tuckered out from all that house work she's doing to prepare for the girls trip....

joey, they are all doing good.my new nick name here is ellie-mae

OMG-if we get you an ellie mae wig will you put it on w/ a plaid shirt tied at the waist and little shorts and take a pic????

i just threw out my shorts with the rope belt

ROFL! My grandmother used to call me that when I was little, she said she never knew what was going to crawl out of my pockets!! I mean that baby possum just lived there for a few weeks!!!

baby possum are so cute!

I know, but honestly they grow up to be such homely things LOL

and they can be mean too

Yep poor things they are so ugly and so far down on the food chain, no wonder they have attitude!

maybe i'll catch one and teach it manners

Morning everyone, and the newbie elli-mae! Funny how we all get nick names.
Hope everyone is doing just fine and dandy this morning, and those of you in the path of Fay, please be careful.
Linda Kay

Good morning Niece, Sistahs and Ms. Ellie Mae!!
Laura, relationships are much smoother when you can consider your spouse as your best friend too.
We got a possum that keeps returning to find something to eat. Watched it grow from a cute little one to an ugly adult!!! On account of my other furry babies, I throw food in the woods, so they won't cross paths. But now and then, I can see it scurrying to the trash bins, trying.
So, what are your plans for today?
Sis, don't clean your house too well, our sistahs might develop a complex after visiting you!!!

Mornin all.

Ya know... I think possums and armadillos are just proof of God's sense of humor... and, maybe be the moose...

Ellie Mae, I hope your done, dear... I sure don't want to me upset with you if your too tuckered out to visit with us next weekend.

My nickname when I was a kid was Ragetty Ann... actually thought that was my name till I was learning to write my name in Kindergarten... I argued with my teacher.
I looked like a ragetty ann doll to my dad because my hair naturally grew in all different directions... terminal morning hair.