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Desertdenial5 Tolleson, AZ(Zone 9a) Feb 15, 2008

Yes I have and I have even gone as far as promising not to buy to many. Read below and you will understand.
The HHA Creed
(This is the ‘Horticultural Helper’s Anonymous’ (HHA) Creed)

1. I WANT IT.
2. I WANT IT ALL.
3. I WANT IT NOW.
4. IF IT WILL NOT GROW IN MY ZONE OR IS PROHIBITIVELY EXPENSIVE; I WANT IT MOST OF ALL.
5. I AM PERFECTLY WILLING TO FOREGO ANY NECESSITIES OF LIFE, SUCH AS FOOD FOR MY CHILDREN, IN ORDER TO HAVE IT.
6. I RECOGNIZE MY HORTICULTURAL DEPENDANCY.
7. I RECOGNIZE YOUR HORTICULTURAL DEPENDANCY.
8. I WILL WILLINGLY AID AND ABET YOUR DEPENDANCY, AS YOU WILL MINE.
9. THIS MAKES US INFINITELY HAPPY.
10. ANY MONEY NOT SPENT BY WAY OF COMPARISON-SHOPPING EQUALS ‘FOUND’ MONEY AND THEREFORE IS NOT COUNTED AS SPENDING.
11. MORE IS MORE!
12. REGARDLESS OF MY PREVIOUS DESIRE FOR, PLANNING FOR, OR NEED OF, ANY PLANT, IF ANY OTHERS HAVE IT, I MUST HAVE ONE, TOO.
13. IF I HAVE PLANTED MOST PLANTS I HAVE ALREADY PURCHASED, I MUST IMMEDIATELY PURCHASE ADDITIONAL PLANTS.
14. WE BELIEVE IN OWNING ALL PLANTS, IN SOWING ALL SEEDS, AND OWNING ALL BOOKS AND CATALOGS.
15.
AT THIS POINT IT IS CUSTOMARY TO RECITE ONE’S MAIN CREDIT CARD FROM MEMORY ONLY, PLEASE.

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kwanjin (Zone 7a) Feb 15, 2008

ROTFLOL I love it!!!

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Desertdenial5 Tolleson, AZ(Zone 9a) Feb 15, 2008

Putting my head down and my head up as I have publicly admitted that this explains me fully.

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kwanjin (Zone 7a) Feb 15, 2008

Fuuny how we have to explain ourselves to those who don't understand. ☺

Should I start a new thread? This ones getting long.

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Desertdenial5 Tolleson, AZ(Zone 9a) Feb 15, 2008

Yes please!! oh and add a number so I do not get lost again.

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kwanjin (Zone 7a) Feb 15, 2008

You got it! LOL

Time for a new one, folks!

We went here...

http://davesgarden.com/community/forums/t/813884/

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