Scattelogical ramblings and desultory humor XVII

Grrrr.

Yep, less clothes. That's the way to go. Let's start with you Vic and Al. I've got my spy camera on.

Yes, Harper, absolutely, we're dying to know what Victor and Al really look like.

I look like this: (head facing forward, eyes squinting)

Yeah, and I bet you walk this way too!

Now that's what I like to see while I'm on the road!! Needed a little humor here! Victor and Al - I just read your colloquy to my DH who would like to contribute to your environmental campaign!! LOL

Oh please don't any of you behave while I'm away. When this cat's away, please make the mice all play!! And Candyce - don't even think about keeping those guys in line!! LOL (Tres boring here in the hotel room....football game on tv; Molly snoring on the bed; me typing away on DG) Don't think we can stay up late enough to help the Sox win....got to be up early and on the road home by 7ish tomorrow!

G'night!!
Louise

If AL and I realized we were doing a colloquy we would have stopped immediately. We're respectable people.

Quite quite old chap!

You've seen my pic, technically I've even shown my bloomers.

Louise, the Sox are doing quite well all by themselves, they don''t seem to care that we're not watching! (6-0 in the 4th inning!) x, Carrie

Yes, and you could have had the decency to have a clean pair on, Al.

I concur.

More funny stuff I'm only seeing in hindsight.

Soupy had a kid's show and went, a few times really off-color and ultimately got thrown off the air after he asked kids to go into theur mommy's wallets and take the green paper with pictures of presidents & mail them too him. I can't fully tell his joke here but he took his girlfriend to a baseball and kissed her between the strikes and she kissed him between the other kind of pitches.

Remember,this was the innocent early sixties and a kid's show.

Oh, yeah, Dave, I remember hearing that joke. Not too many of HIS kisses last night for the Sox, LOL!

xxx, Carrie

You are right. After game 1, I've been predicting a sweep. I think Cinderella's carriage(Rockies) turned back to a pumpkin during that 9 days off. The good part of this is that the Series won't go into November.

Yeah, I agree, I see a sweep coming.
x, C

2 Championships in 4 years!

Or what we Yankee fans call: Time to fire the manager!

You're a Yankee fan??? There's a Tshirt they sell in Boston that says
"I love NY too, it's the Yankees I hate!"

x, C

I'd go for that one Carrie

I'm sure you can buy them. Of course, it's "I heart NY", you know what I mean....

Lifelong, true-blue fan, totally embarrassed by the Steinbrenners. I spent decades waiting to get my team back. Never thought about him passing it on to his children.

Trying to get the Rockies to win tonight, if they do the Packer game will start earlier tomorrrow. Otherwise not really caring who wins the series - bigger football fan.

They're pathetic so far. Are you actually bigger while watching football, Al??

Just my biceps, 12 pack is the same size.

I used to have a 6-pack. Now I have a keg.

Do you wear those cheeseheads??

No - I don't, haven't even tried one on. I could get one for you if you need Christmas ideas.

I'm afraid of big rats.

That crocuses not cheese that attract them.

Question - do we keep this thread going or just use Water Cooler? It's morphed into the same kind of thing. The stream of consciousness thing could only last so long!

I don't answer questions - just react.

Is that part of the problem?

That's one for your shrink.

Oprah's got me seeing Dr. Phil 6 days a week.....for the rest of my life.

I think the experiment is done. Al believes he is communicating with real individuals around the Northeast and Canada.
Time to move to watercooler.

Should we douse Al with the water cooler after each session - either with Dr. Phil or on DG??

Gatorade laced with HGH for me please.

It will only reinforce his belief thay we are real.

Marion Jones' breakfast drink?

We morph EVERY thread, though. Don't we?

Put all the NE fourm posters on Gilligans Island with the clothes on our backs. We would survive, not to mention how many seeds or what kind we would have in our pockets.

Talk about Extreme Gardening!