Scattelogical ramblings and desultory humor XVII

Same as always. Non sequiturs a must. If you're understanding, you're on the wrong thread.

Can anyone else do long division with Roman numerals in base 12? It's great to have those two extra fingers.

Too many rules. I'm going back to threads about pets days.

Soap making Forum?

That's right - I need to make up a special batch of soap for Halloween use.

Blood red.

Yes - need a natural colorant though - mulberry/cranberry?

Don't forget blood red soap has to have 2 deep puncture marks o o

How about blood ? The IRS has lots of it

I never thought of that. **knock knock** TRICK OR AUDIT! now that's scary.

Maybe treat.LOL

knock knock - who's there? IRS. IRS who? I Red Soap

Hey Victor - I tried making my own laundry soap, finally and I like it. The blue jeans are a little less board-like when I dry them on the line with my homemade soap.

I have a robust case of melancholia.

I prefer French Roast.

I would put something on that Dave.

Cat, I remember that discussion a few months back on Sustainable. Is it difficult? And why do I still not know your real first name??

I'm going out on a limb here...
2 fish were swimming upstream, one bumped it's head, turned to the other, and said, "Oh Dam."

LOL funny. I am going to try to hit my head. On the pillow. 100 bottles of beer on the wall. If I get down to 1 bottle I better takes some tylenoyl pm

Too hot to sleep, here. It is October, no?

I am laughing at 4:30 am. Why?????

Maybe your night went like mine. Up Down UP Down - In Out In Out - of the office. Yes it was hot last night still 68 degrees at 2:37 A.M.

Or the punch line of Dave's joke just sank in?

Ummmm.......... I don't think it applies on this end. I am not in no Cult.

The evil empire is back ... so far.
Hey, Dave 47!! Is that sticker on the right rear of your car a contract zone?

Candyce, You noticed! Very nice that they won and the not in my stomach dissolved for the moment.

Mostly I'm kinda mature but you wouldn't know it during the playoffs! It amazes me how much something that really doesn't affect my life, affects my life.

I just had to pop in after reading the title...wanted to know what the words mean....er....What do they mean? Ok....this is a funny thread....Jo

Jo, desultory means not connected, kinda random. Scatological (spelled wrong in thread name--by me) is commonly used to mean bathroom humor though it is originally the science that studies feces (really)
We go off topic so much in our forum that we wanted to see what would happen if we were supposed to be off-topic.

Thanks for the clarification.....this old Hillbilly gal loves to learn new words....LOL

I sure would like to attend one of ya'lls round ups....sounds like so much fun. Jo

Jo, Are you teasing me? was I over-explaining?

This really is a fun and nice group. Hope you do join us!

Everyone from everywhere is welcome!!

As I've said before, everyone is Northeast of somewhere, so they're qualified. Especially if they can follow (not) this thread!

Victor,
Hadn't thought about it before, but I'm NE of NY too, if you consider going around the globe a bit. If I'm East of someone, heading in an Easterly direction then am I LEADING them ? If I hurry up and get around the globe before them then it appears I'm FOLLOWING them. It just goes to show that I'm usually going in circles.

Very true! We're always leading or trailing someone, including ourselves. I won't get into the 4th dimension thing. Or start singing the 5th dimension thing.

Up, Up, and Away .....

In my beautiful balloon.

Up, Up and Away could be the latest marketing slogan for Viagra.

Oh my goodness!!!!

Sorry!

LOL!

No harm. No foul.

Dave....No...you didn't "over explain"....and although I am living in Arizona...I am from West "By-God" Virginia....and I do love to learn new words...in case one comes up in my cross word puzzle. Keep up the fun! Jo