send Moby leaves ASAP
brenda's aka langbr needs a best friend
'positively pristine' ? Hay, I been readin' this thread... I was born at night, but not LAST NIGHT!!! Besides, as Brenda's new friend with the horse poop, I must defend her honor... and another thing.... PUH LEEEEEZE stop with the snow angels!!! For cryin' out loud, I still need ta get some things in the ground, ((( tapping foot impatiently, looking at watch, and waiting on mailman))))
Julie, It's ok they're not listening... tell me about the leaf frolicking, naked ladies, and the snow angels .... This has gotta be good... :))
Tazzy, Does garden poo really stink? Strange.... I don't smell anything bad....
Moby, I am so glad we found you, they was ready to call out the calvary... I had to administer xanax in your absence... You can be proud of me, though, I kept my head....didn't panic... sanest one o' the bunch.... and that's saying alot cause um.. well... uh... no one has ever exactly told me I was sane... y'know? I never realized that before.... (stumbles off, muttering to self...)
Are ya strummin' your lips too? LOL
Glad you had it covered tho -- Sanest one? I thought 'that ain't saying much.' then bust a gut when I got to the next words!
You're going to fit in just fine here, and that's really, really sad... LOL
Moby, I Thank You!!!! (I think)
And I will have you know that I only strum me lips on special occaisions.. (today ain't the day, so don't ask)
:))
SO we are sad , and bad ,but you will not be bored .We are the rooting tooting girls just out of the institute {nut house } and we are here to entertain you.so take that and enjoy we get realy irritated if you are not happy .
I am older then most of the crazzies so i am not too pristin any more , it more like i am a tad rusty but sometimes i can squeek the loudest.
LOL You guys are killin me!
Wow, fsr!! You're like the missing piece of the puzzle!! I was going to say, "the missing link," but I don't think we're a bunch o' monkeys, . . . yet. Maybe I'm just dreamin'. LOL Anyway, you definitely fit right in!!
Yoo Hoo.. Taaaazzzzyyy, Come in out of the rain. Time for your meds. Here are your little fuzzy bunny slippers. Now, come sit by the fire and rest. There's a dear. Can I make you some hot tea?
Claire, Thank You and I think you are on the outside of too much, too! :))
HMMM , a lip strummin' missing link.... OMG, I think I resen... ahh, resemble that...
I must say after visiting a certain thread, that y'all do grow some of the strangest things in your gardens... Not to mention those nekkid ladies... they look like they could be difficult to cultivate. But they sure are purdy. You know, I could have sworn I saw hands coming right up out of the ground...
BTW, you forgot to send me the link with all the photos of the lovely mugshots... and the straitjackets...
LOL
These last few posts remind me of the time (in my younger days) when a friend and I walked into a Mickie D's LATE at night, couldn't get service, so we decided to 'playlike' I was an escapee from the local mental institution and my friend was getting me food before taking me back. It was a GOOD thing the guy behind the counter was a youngster and we didn't have 911 to call. LOL I would have been committed for *real*. :-D (you would have had have been there...;-))
Starr...it's ok...sorta like talking to my DH. LOL He doesn't listen either. :-( >8-}
Moby...I have an envelope filled with leaves for you...now where do I send it again?
~julie~
You know, I step out to get some REAl work done & you all go crazy! Fall Madness???
Moby & Tazzy--- got deep leaves over here & a camera for blackmailing you.....
Now *that's* the Wanda I've been waiting to see! (You GO girl!) LOL Watch out Moby and Taz! Wanda's BACK! :-D
~julie~
Wanda!!! I was hoping my post would draw you back! And has Walker been behaving himself?
333 you do fit right in ,and i love tea and lite fire last night but alas, I cant find my bunnie shoes >SOB SOB .here bunny bunny , why is my cat smiling .????
Tazzy...Awwwww....poor Tazzy. Have you checked WallyWorld? They'll probably have some new ones out for Christmas. :-)
~julie~
I am a pulper i spent last cent on day lilies aaaaaaaaalms for more flowers and bunny slippers alms
coming your waaayyyyy.....
fsr-333
my other grandma owns a farm i am tazzys grand daughter and i want to tell you more about us i go to central elementry school in 2 grade my teachers name is terry lee we call her mrs t lee i wish i could see you with my eyes you seem nice but you look good in your picture too i love your horse i wish we could come over some time in the summer or you could come over here.
my computer name is matty mat im to young but i swiped mommas computer time .
caught in action 7 year old hacker
Fessing up,
she been reading this thread to practice her reading and talking about animals and poo are really hot subject with 7 year old .so she wanted to talk to some one with horses and goats .she is a chip of her old granny NO and you cant aren't in her vocabulary.
Just look at that face....! Glad someone is giving you a run for your money, Tazzy!
Pant, pant ,run for my life , She is, oh dear she so much like meeeeee.Is the world ready for another tazzy ????
heh, heh.... bet she's a handful, just like someone else we know!! LOL
Hello Matty Mat!!!
Pleased to meet you! I have a grandaughter just about your age!! Her name is Ashley and she likes to go on the computer, too. Sometimes she comes and stays with me on the weekends. She likes horses and being here on the ranch. She helps me clean the stalls and feed the horses. She also likes to fish for catfish in the pond. I would like to meet you and your grandmother Tazzy. She sounds like a very special grandmother to me. Your school and your teacher sounds really cool. I bet you get good grades!
My Very Best,
Starr
Tazzy, What a sweetie! If y'all get this way, stop in and say hi. That goes for all of my manure lovin' friends here. I can't wait for RU's next year, so that I get a chance to meet y'all.
I used to think that I was the only strange one in the crowd... but hey, I feel right at home here.... Y'all are just as nuts as I am... (sly grin). Ya know that only rich folk get to be eccentric... Us poor folk are just nuts. LOL
The truth be spoken here!
Amen
Starr...you're *our* kind of people! CRAZY!!! :-D
Tazzy, you got a *good* one there...better watch out or someone will try to steal her. (I think, sice she's a lot like you we should change her name to Mattytaz!) Hi Matty Mat!
~julie~
Hello All,
I want to let ya know that I may not be able to get online much for a few days. I didn't want ya to think I had jumped overboard and abandoned ya. (That ain't likely!!!)
I have a half sister in California that is coming to see us tomorrow. I haven't seen her in 15 years. I have ten thousand four hundred and fifty two million things to do before she arrives and I am on number 12!!! (OK, I admit that is a slight exageration) I am praying for strength and energy! Wish there was a way to bottle up some of that energy my grandkids have. I would be able to really get things done! LOL
She leaves Monday night, so I will be back after that. If I can I will get on and visit for a bit after they go to bed in the evenings, cause shucks, if I don't get my DG's fix ... well, the thought is appalling... withdrawal.... this could get ugly...
I really enjoy your "Crazy Ladies Club" ... and am so glad I found y'all.... and DG's!!
Blessings to All,
Starr
ok ok when i cna walk agin i will bring my granddaugter and tazzy hers if she will mine is crazy to ride loves every animal wants to pick up every stray.. she will gladly cleanout if they are any poop by the horseys... hello starr Tazzy can tell you about me or anyone i guess here.. coming alive last 3 yrs since cncer has come to visit with me , now i'm no longer the servant. well am but alone for few months now. did babysit 5 till 3 weeks ago she had noone i did it thru chemo all. no more slavery here i have been set free...but i keep J. every week end she has been set free to.. she like me to .nice to meet you where is norwood mo...
"Crazy Ladies Club" !!! I LIKE that! I think I'll work up a logo to embroider on denim garden shirts with that one on it. SOOOO cool...and to the point! The DG CLC (And I think I'll borrow one of the shots from Wanda's Naked Ladies and Calendar Girls thread for the inspirational graphic. LOL (Look out Moby! :-D)
~julie~
P.S. Starr...you should be up to #15 on that list by now. HAVE FUN!!! And think of us often!
heh, heh...my 15 minutes of fame??
You betcha! (I'm going to immortalize you, Moby. hehehe)
~julie~
moby for ever and ever on shirts hats and ever thing garden related you are famous,In your own mind ??
Ahem...ladies, could I join the CLC? I promise to not be so wordy (my letters to unnamed children in this thread do not count), and to be just as nuts as everybody else (note to self: even though I'm really not), and to stay up nights just tryin to think of weird stuff to say and do and write about. If you'll let me in, I'll buy some nekkid laydees to plant in my garden next year. Is it a deal? Pretty please with sugar on it.
P.S. Think I'll just leave the nekkid photos to those a bit younger tho 8=/
Private letter to matty matt-Do not read
Dear matty matt: It is great to have you here. We hope you can join in often and tell us a little bit more about yourself. I'm sad to say that I don't have a horse or goats any more. Starr has horses, and Charlotte has goats, but Julie and I have traded in our milk pails for gardening buckets. Do you like flowers too?
I love animals just like you do. We used to have a donkey that you would have liked a lot. Her name was Fanny and she was very old. The people who owned her before we did were mean to her. She was afraid for a long time. Then she learned that we would not hurt her so she started to pick up her head and come to us. Then we could pet her soft nose. Sometimes my granddaughter Katy would ride around on her back. We also had chickens and ducks and the goats. And we had a girl dog named Bubba who got skunked one time. Whew! She really smelled bad! Anyway, we had to move to town so now we just have the ducks and two cats, Pip and Sabrina. But, there are horses and cows next door so I can still feed them carrots and enjoy them.
It has been fun talking to you long distance.
sharvis
Sharvis...if I'm already *in* the CLC, then I'll sponsor YOU!! :-D OK? (Besides, you're nice to Matty Matt...and that's really special (so you don't have to be completely crazy. ;-))
~julie~
Edited to add:
I need someone who can draw characatures...FAST! Tazzy...you're next! ;-)
This message was edited Oct 13, 2004 6:31 PM
Cool! With your support, I'm in for sure...goody, goody. Thanks Jules! This could be our secret signature >:-}{ Hehehehehe.
I have a friend you could borrow from time to time. He is my neighbors old yeller dawg. He is so smart, he's scary. He used to make me throw a ball or anything he could find until my arm hurt. Now he only does that once or twice, because running up and down the mountain is getting to be too hard for him. He's getting awfully arthritic.
He chews up things a lot with his teeth. I gave him a huge ham bone the other day and he chewed up and swallowed the whole thing in 5 minutes.
When we got koi in the pond, Rocky was mightily interested in them. I knew a neighbor was threatening to shoot him if he ate any more of his fish. So I sat down with Rocky and talked to him about NOT eating my fish. When he looked at them, I said, gently, "No, Rocky." He looked at them again and then looked at me and I said "No, Rocky" again. He never looked at them since even though he drinks out of the pond.
Oh, and by the way, when the ball I throw for him gets dirty, he puts it in the pond and strikes it with his paw until it's clean. It's a little scary when my best friend, a dog, is smarter than me.
woodspirit...I *love* stories like that. Sounds like anyone would happy to have Rocky as a best friend.
Sharvis...yiddiot...>:-}{ Hehehehehe (Where did you get that one? Huh?)
~julie~