brenda's aka langbr needs a best friend

Norwood, MO(Zone 6a)

Thanks Brenda, ah yes... much better now... but I wanted the red pills... the striped ones are pretty... but how come Wanda gets the pink ones...

Sand Springs, OK(Zone 7a)

Have to yellows i will trade for two red striped tablets, " LILYS "Aka happy sleepy thingys,

Norwood, MO(Zone 6a)

Tazzy, I will trade ya 3 striped ones (AKA go night night) for 3 of the little pink ones...

Muscoda, WI(Zone 4b)

Hehehehehe.....I got away! >:-}{ (Hi Brennie!)

~julie~

Lenexa, KS(Zone 6a)

Ackkkk!!! Julie you get back here and off that computer! Here....here's some nice purplie ones for you Julie! That's a good girl.

Norwood, MO(Zone 6a)

Haven't seen Bertha today, Brenda? I know why... and I ain't tellin'..... oh ok, Moby's got her tied up in the closet... you shoulda seen her put that straitjacket on Bertha... heheheh

Muscoda, WI(Zone 4b)

Yeah....but those purple pills only take care of my tummy...not much good for keeping me quiet. Mwahahahaha >:-}{)

~julie~

Lenexa, KS(Zone 6a)

Alrighty then Julie......you get the *WHITE* pills! (she says in her best Nurse Ratchet impression)

Muscoda, WI(Zone 4b)

Ummmmm 'Beer' (Said in her best Homer Simpson impression)
LOL

Maybe we need to start another thread for our "intitutionalized" CLC members. :-D

~julie~

Sand Springs, OK(Zone 7a)

I will trade you "I don't know WHY"?
Do green and purple still make black?/ doing some pharmacist research here .Room spinning " I dont know why "?

Muscoda, WI(Zone 4b)

It's okay Tazzy...just go with the flow. (And yes...green and purple still make....Ooooooo....look at the neat goodies falling from the curtains...)

~julie~

Sand Springs, OK(Zone 7a)

ITs my first time .Wow . I missed the 60 being a mother at 16 put a big dent in my social life .

Lenexa, KS(Zone 6a)

ROFL @ Tazzy! Settle down girl....you don't want to go too fast!

Lincoln, NE(Zone 5b)

LOL, Tazzy.

One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small
And ones Mother gives you don't do anything at all
Go ask Bertha....she's in the closet down the hall....

This message was edited Oct 23, 2004 6:48 PM

Sand Springs, OK(Zone 7a)

Moby I am going to be real wild and take one white one {thyroid ]and one pink one [baby asprin] with my red one [centrum silver ] . ooooh look at colors, whee, I'm triped up .Finally i get to find out why Lucy was in the Sky with diamonds?
'" good night Lucy "?

Lincoln, NE(Zone 5b)

LOL

Springfield, MA(Zone 6a)

i have some reaaaaalllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy pretty creamy white & pink ones. anyone wants one?????????????? they don't smell, or look as good as a lily flower. there larger than your average pill would be, so you eat them in sections. there much better cooked, but they don't taste like chicken.....but in japan they eat lots of them. any takers????????? any guesses what i'm trying to give you?
signing myself,
the pusher

Lenexa, KS(Zone 6a)

Is it a sushi roll?

Norwood, MO(Zone 6a)

The only thing I can think of is a prawn... we went to japan back in '87, and stopped at this little outdoor cafe thing.... well the guy cooked the food right there in front of you on a grill. DH ordered prawns and the guy threw them on the grill without killing them. The things were flopping around... it was awful... DH told him to hit them with a spoon or something... just kill them... the same guy tried to feed me a fish that did not know it was dead yet. It was very traumatic... (I lost a lot of weight while in japan).... oops, sorry bout that... didn't mean to get sidetracked... but a prawn is pink and white after it gets done flopping on the grill...

Muscoda, WI(Zone 4b)

A TWINKIE!!! :-D (OK...so it's a moldy one! :-D )

~julie~

Sand Springs, OK(Zone 7a)

Pusher what are you trying to hook us on ?
Room spinning why am i on top of ceiling fan? oh Noo big Bertha lose there goes mobys little BARE FEET right in front Moby has the lead on her .GEE BB looks rough no razors in closet and that Beard-does nothing for her .I think since she quit her estrogens therapy.POOR girl having heard of my lose Of one head light due to estrogen she afraid she will lose hers and says it cost too much to buy new ones she isn't going to take it anymore.I really think she needs to rethink her big change in life and go back to being a man? She said No way there is a bad shortage of that part and the waiting list is SO long [no pun intended. }

Cedar Rapids, IA(Zone 5a)

Tazzy--Did you offer Big Bertha a spare boob? Then she doesn't have to worry about losing hers & you will have tow sides that match.

I want a reduction--had a nice chest until having babies. Trouble is, I'm a baby about pain....

Sand Springs, OK(Zone 7a)

Take the red and orange pill top off with yellow,you won,t feel a thing

Cedar Rapids, IA(Zone 5a)

Too many pills for me! What if I'm a color-blind gardener?

Sand Springs, OK(Zone 7a)

What if you trip on boob when you gardening at my age ? LOL

Lincoln, NE(Zone 5b)

Now there's a hazard I'd never considered before...

Norwood, MO(Zone 6a)

Ladies, Ladies, Color blind gardeners tripping over bosoms? That's IT!!!! No more pills for you today. Moby, Did ya let Bertha out of the closet yet?... she is only doing her job. Tazzy, dear, you mustn't let Wanda take the orange ones. Brenda, have you seen Julie, I think she is out again.... Debi, are you gonna tell us what it is? I still have visions of flopping prawns (no doubt this is enhanced by the little pink pills) and I would like to dispell this from my mind... Oh, for heaven's sake, I was just looking out the window and thought I saw Moby chasing Wanda out amongst the naked ladies.... I think I need to lie down for a bit...

Sand Springs, OK(Zone 7a)

IT probably is Moby wants to play Doctor and give Wanda free breast Reduction the last i saw Wanda was ahead and moby was right behind her with a chain saw . Big Bertha quit she found the place next door more interesting It said nude ranch so star ,Wanda Julie and moby and big Bertha went over to ride horse lady Godiva style well big mistake .It was a dude ranch and one of the dudes wanted to going riding with Moby and we told him no way and then they came out from every place. Horses, guys and big Bertha whipped them all and got us home safely we did have Little trouble with Wanda and Star they wanted to either take a horse or cowboy home and from there it went down hill . Well were all home and safe I only got in on the last part cause no one would help me down fron ceiling fan .But things worked out fairly well they hired Bertha at the dude range and shes back to being BERT again. Moby slowing down ,her pills are wearing off and the chainsaw was out of gas.We all voted latter to go back to our prim and proper lives for awhile and Starr needs to go home and feed horses Julies says the night air frolicking is giving her arthritis and is ready to go back to being sane for a while Wanda got to ck .her business out and try to get there with all her body intact . Brenda says being nuts is to tiring and ready to leave. Debbie in love with this house want to start a spa here for pre- mid]-. and post menopausal Ladies I just want to never see another pill and never ever wake up asleep on top a ceiling fan and when I find out which one of you sweet hearts turned it on while i was up their your in big trouble I'm so dizzy i may never be truely sane again if i ever was .By for now ,home again ,home again .why is there a for rent sign on my bed room Pa where are you ?

Muscoda, WI(Zone 4b)

Tazzy... I was just trying to put a new 'spin' on things by flipping that switch. >:-}{

~julie~

Sand Springs, OK(Zone 7a)

GRR.im still spining around and around ,and pa is still hiding .

Cedar Rapids, IA(Zone 5a)

I pray no newbies are readinthis or they'll think ALL of us are nuts. Of course, I'm the only sane one of the group. So, I sunbathed & snorkeld nude (very pregnant) in Jamaica 20 years ago! I was 35 years young & daring. Tazzy & moby are the troublemakers--I'm just an accomplice. And Tazzy's nightmare Bert/Bertha chases us all around the block!

Now, I could tell yu some tales of my days on the road as a traveling saleslady in the 80s.... Love them Texas cowboys! And those Nebraska Huskers. And those Georgia boys...Yum! And German men... ++++
I may be old, but I've got some great memories....

Muscoda, WI(Zone 4b)

Wanda...if you're going to start telling *those* kinds of stories...LOL...*PLEASE* start a new thread. This one is taking SO long to load. (Uh...I was thinking "Snow Angels" would be a good title for your new thread. hehehe )

~julie~
Who is just a 'sane' as Wanda...but a LOT older! (That means I have MORE memories...but I wasn't exactly thinking of sharing them. After all, who could possibly top the snorkling nude and very prego?)
>:-}{

Sand Springs, OK(Zone 7a)

i started a part two of Thais thread does any one want to play ??my fingers were getting cause from scrowling so much .Who still nuts??

Lincoln, NE(Zone 5b)

Found you! Here we go... http://davesgarden.com/forums/t/464834/

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