Scattelogical ramblings and desultory humor - User's Guide

(Arlene) Southold, NY(Zone 7a)

Oh, Victor, you silly fellow. Those are like today's panties and the holes are for the legs...VICTOR!!!

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

Hee hee - I knew that. I was just being imaginative!

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

Reminds me of when I worked a Summer office job in Manhattan. One of the temps, a beautiful girl, came dressed in a blouse that was slit all the way down the back. First thing I said to her - 'You know that's on backwards, right?'

(Arlene) Southold, NY(Zone 7a)

And she replied, "Victor!", I bet.

Southern, CT(Zone 6a)

You can get in trouble for that these days! I think its overdone. There is a difference between objectifying someone and making a joke.

What about the TOP?

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Southern, CT(Zone 6a)

Victoria"s Secret got nuthin' on that!

Victoria is not that OLD

Southern, CT(Zone 6a)

Thank God, or no one would care about her secrets.

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Appleton, WI(Zone 5a)

Peter Noone?

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

Her secrets would be visible through the bottom.

(Arlene) Southold, NY(Zone 7a)

Unless she had no secrets.

(Yes, Al, I caught that.)

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

I think that they would be hanging from the top, through the bottom and she'd be kicking them.

(Arlene) Southold, NY(Zone 7a)

Ouch!

The Monadnock Region, NH(Zone 5a)

And now, just where is it that we mail the cookies to Victor and Al? Sounds like they are vying to become co-inmates.

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

Just ask Santa to drop them off! He's even more efficient than FedEx.

Milton, MA(Zone 6a)

Candyce, I HAVE noticed that about men's and ladies' longjohns, and I can't wear the men's bottoms. I'm just not shaped that way. :>( x, C

The Monadnock Region, NH(Zone 5a)

Me neither. But I love the tops! Especially the henley-styled ones.

Milton, MA(Zone 6a)

Stupid MS! My top half is fine, it's my bottom half that needs long underwear from October until Aruba. x, C

The Monadnock Region, NH(Zone 5a)

Carrie:

I simply MUST get your calendar! Aruba sounds like the best month of the year!
Seriously, though ... I probably missed your post, when is it that you leave for Aruba?

The Monadnock Region, NH(Zone 5a)

Just had to share this photo from early this morning.

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Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

That's one spoiled cat!

Questa, NM(Zone 5b)

That's so cute!! What is it with cats and sinks?

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

They love to drink water from every place other than their bowl!!

South China, ME(Zone 5a)

Candyce, he(she?) is sooooo cute!! It looks like he is very pleased with himself and smiling!

Fairfield County, CT(Zone 6b)

Mine like to search the drain for scraps of food! (As if I never feed them!)

Questa, NM(Zone 5b)

Ah, Victor has a calculator and some mole traps, but can he say he has his name on a hand truck?

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Questa, NM(Zone 5b)

While I was photographing my personal handtruck, one of Victor's rodenticides was nearby. This one's for rats.

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Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

You got me there! If it was a wider shot, I might say 'Nice handles Harper!'

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

I love the little mouse figure in the 'V'.

Questa, NM(Zone 5b)

Yeah, my handles are nice anyway.

I like the "V" mousehead logo too.

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

If you do say so yourself!! Hee hee.

Questa, NM(Zone 5b)

Yep. DH never said it. Why not me?

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

Good for you!

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

Remind me to say it when we finally meet!! Hee hee. Reminds me of Young Frankenstein - 'What knockers!'

South China, ME(Zone 5a)

Harper..you have GREAT handles! (His loss for never saying it)

Sebastopol, CA(Zone 9a)

Here's where they go after they've been in the sink.

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North Augusta, ON

ya gotta love cats!!!!

Questa, NM(Zone 5b)

Thanks Celeste. You're a babe!

Zuzu, that is too darn funny!!!

Southern, CT(Zone 6a)

I have handles too but I'd like to get rid of mine.

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