Scattelogical ramblings and desultory humor - User's Guide

Celeste & Yankee, count me in as a member of the Lefty League, too! After all, we ARE more creative than righties.

Yankee - I just looked up your name in the address exchange - I love it - Memory! (Hope you didn't mind.)

It's OK - just don't tell Carrie - she thinks I am "Emily". LOL!

I'm a rightie, but practically ambidextrous. I can bat lefty and throw reasonably well. I'm an 'innie' too!

Actually I am like Victor - bi-ambidextrous - some things I do with either hand and some like using scissors I always do with my right hand. No wonder I'm always confused!

'bi-ambidextrous'?!!! Sounds Gumby-ish.

Opps! It is really called bi-dextrous. See - there is that right brain left brain fighting thing again.

Memory, be careful about saying you're "like Victor". I don't know if I'd want that for my claim to fame! LOL!

Hey - I got feelings over here!!

oh man...is this "Pick on Victor day"? LOL

Tell me about it! What did I do wrong??

you started this thread !!!

I like Victor. I just wish he had more stinking hellebores!!

Thanks Cat. I wish I had more too! Maybe someone who sells them will see the article and send me some free ones. If they do, I'll share with you!

That's a deal then.

Maybe Santa will bring him some this year...

- He'd better wear a gas mask!

They don't really stink! Didn't you read the article, WC?!!

- They stink! LOL!

BTW - Check your accuW forecast VG, storm is supposed to strengthen and come back.

And the wind direction has already changed 180 degrees. This morning it was blowing from the North. Now it is blowing from the South. But it's still not warm enough to snow just yet. It's only 19* outside still.

Ambidextrous wind??

Hi! (she said, brightly) I'm back, did you miss me? Shucks, I know you did, because my personality slipped while I was out and it won't slip back! I mean speaking about myself in the third person, Michaela making a grammar/spelling boo-boo and I'm too tightly wound to let it pass, I'm calling Yankee "Emily" when her real name is "Memory" and then who the heck is Emily? Down at the end of the table. I'm trying to put everyone in their seats with their names AND their faces but it's not working! xxxx, Carrie

Carrie, CapeCodGardener is Emily - was she there? So I guess we're called the "personality chiropractor" huh?

What spelling/grammar mistake? Me???? Well, I never . . . . . lol

And, yes, bbrookrd, I am a Canadian :-) (wish I had a little maple leaf symbol)

I am from Lotus Land.

Edited to add: of course we missed you Carrie -what is a day without your wit added to our delight?

This message was edited Dec 2, 2007 11:06 PM

Can I please just be Cat or Yank or AYC or YC?

Cat, I think "Cat" is just great!

Me too.

Nice to meet you Cat - I like the name too!! Eleanor

I might need more choices yet.

I've always used 'Cat' - maybe because I'm a cat person. Since we lost to the South again, maybe we can discuss alternative names for everyone.

Just don't call any of us 'late for dinner'!

PS ~ I have most always used 'Cat' when speaking of, or to, AYC. I love it, and it evokes such a calming picture in my mind.

Pur-r-r-r-r-r

Hi everyone! I’m WaterCan2! You can call me WC! Hi Cat!

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
Oh! You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm telling you …

Here’s the whole song!

http://www.christmas-carols.net/carols/santa-claus-coming-town.html

It’s Christmas Time!! ☺

Off topic here...(if indeed there is a topic, LOL ) but here 's a good one:

Yesterday I helped a friend pick up her Xmas tree with my truck. While we were waiting for the guy to get it and bring it to us, I was looking at one of the bottles of liquid fire retardants. The directions read:

Make sure tree is dry before using product.
Spray product on tree and allow to dry about one hour.
Hold match to tree.
If tree ignites, repeat procedure.

BRILLIANT !

I know. I know. You went to the "Dumb Christmas Tree Farm". Did you try it and how bad were the burns?

OHHHHHH that's right! Capcodgardener is emily, Cat is Cat. x. C

if we LOST to the South then I better do this in separate posts. x, Carrie

Besides, it'll help me remember to repeat it. Cat, AYC, Yank, M, or preferably just Cat is Cat, and you werre there! (Didn't fix that spelling mistake - I thought it made you seem more feline!) x, c