Scattelogical ramblings and desultory humor

Something arbitrary.

Drove she ducklings to the water
Ev'ry morning just at nine,
Hit her foot against a splinter,
Fell into the foaming brine.

Pirl! We will have nun of that!

I've learned the truth
from Lenny Bruce
that all my wealth
won't buy me health

Lenny Bruce declares the truth.

Elvis is still the King.

Oh my darling, Clementine

The Cat in the Hat

Woodpeckers are in the tomato garden. Jack opened the "door" and I hope they find their way out.

Huh? "Like OMG" I am so lost LOL

Like Paris in a library.

It's supposed to be confusing, Dawn. That's the whole point of this thread.

I am actually having fun being confused....life is too short to know it all LOL

I totally understand! Oh-oh - that's wrong, isn't it?

Confusion is bliss. Why is Paris always smiling?!

It's that phony, coy smile, along with the tilt of the head and the look she tries to impart of the Polly Purebred, the farmer's daughter that makes me laugh.

I saw that movie - Farmer's Daughter, forgot the plot though ;)

She's the farmer's daughter who likes the hay.

or travelling salesmen

'She was only the stableman's daughter, but all the horsemen knew her'.

I thought she was the farmer's daughter with an abundant cash crop that the weather couldn't possibly harm.

I think she just looks that way cause she is rich and not the brightest star in the sky.....

As in "dumb blonde"? Or maybe she's a dumb brunette who bleaches her hair.

Who knows?! I think I have a headache LOL

Bing, bing! Nice Candyce!

My DH goes on and on about his two favorites to loathe, Paris and Britney. Ugh. I think I'm going to bury my head and think of bluebirds and sunflowers.

You're too pretty to bury your head.

Aside from Games, Northeast is #1 in most posts.

I wish I was an English muffin--bout to make the most out of a toaster

Is Paris burning?

Have you given up on you Oscar Meyer weiner dreams already Dave?

As a weiner, I found that not everyone was in love with me.

Many Red Sox fans turn to the Yankees because it's great to be with a weiner.

I think the Babe was the first to say that.

I thought Babe was a cartoon pig - see how little I know?

That' "HOT"

Hahaha I love weiners Dave....only on the bbq though!

I thought I was babe...at least that is what dh calls me on occassion - is someone else using my name?

Wait a minute! No religious talk allowed on the forum, saying the Red Sox and @#*$Yankees in the same thread could be construed as blasphemy by both sides. :)

As a Mets fan...

I knew you were a smart person Victor. We used to have a National League team too. They ended up down south some where I think. LOL. National League rules are better than ours. Still hate the DH crap. You lose a lot of game strategy with that junk. Also still hold a slight grudge from the last players/owners strike idiocy. Still have to keep track though, can't help myself. :)

I agree about the AL and the DH. Also agree about the striike - not to mention the steroids, etc. The game is a shell of what it used to be. They baby these millionaire players and sit them with a stubbed toe or bruised ego. They live in a bubble.

I don't have a DH........yet ;)

Though of course there would be nothing wrong with that...

Well of course not. Definitely.

Seinfeld once again. He's been referenced a few times the last couple of days. I was never a big fan but some things are funny.