Scattelogical ramblings and desultory humor

Was that a spinoff of the Tony Orlando and Dawn show?

I think it was a spinoff of 'Dirt'.

Some hidden meaning to this I have a feeling.

Dee you are correct. Toilet humor or the study of excrement.

Interesting that I now have added to the misinformation on the internet. Hey, why waste this technology on just misspelling scattological?? Shouldn't I start a thread about the dramatic world-wide outbreak of peace and love?

Gram, Do you remember the song?

nope, sorry Dave. do you believe I didn't have that album?

Not even the 8 track?

I'm convinced the 8 track will make a long-awaited comeback. Then all will be right with the world.

I was too poor -only had a 7 track - only made one cha chunk between tracks.

we had an 8-track player that somebody gave us, but no 8-tracks to play. made a great paper weight. sad, isn't it? do I hear tiny violins playing?

OMG - 8 track....One of the many things this generation will never have in their vocabulary - along with cassettes, 45's and 78's. As it is VHS is just about out the door.

Progress?

It is funny, I recall people always saying 'someday music will just be on a chip' and that was before CD's even.

And how about 'clockwise'?!! These kids are all digital.

Those darns kids, you know back in my day....................

When my 8 yr old was younger and wanted me to buy something and I said it was too much money - he said, 'Just get more money from the machine'. Talk about spoiled by technology.

My son says that too Victor!

Hmmm what is an 8 track? LOL. Kidding I have heard of them from way in the olden days but I have never had the pleasure of seeing one LOL.....

And yup I am still confused here hehehe.

All my customers say that and they're 30 something.

Customers? What do you do?

I'm a manager of people Victor, before you think anything otherwise!! But there is an ATM machine on the premises....ya know...a money machine, like it grows on trees :)

All crayons smell like yellow.

Except Burnt Sienna.

Right. That's more like burnt macaroni and cheese crust.

Hmmm, burnt siennna smells like ecru which smells like yellow, therfore burnt sienna smells like yellow which smells like all crayons

Sounds like we're done here in that case.

Did I close the loop????
Someone open it again....

Looking for a loophole...

I'll need to get my lawyer.

What question would elicit the teenage response, "Like, OMG"?

Anything.

Lindsay Lohan has been sober for 22 days?

Sorry - 'like anything.'

Yeah right - and Paris has been celibate.

I guess I should rephrase also...."like Brittany has been sober for 22 days??"

You're confusing your bimbos!

Sorry, Victor. The word is celebrate. She's been celebrating, not celibating, for weeks now!

Easy nuff to do LOL

This was a response to the bimbos remark, not the celibating or celebrating :>)

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That jail time has had a profound effect on her. She has decided not to take things so seriously and enjoy herself.

::!!seriously chuckling!!::

With all of her supposed beauty she still wasn't selected to be the new spokesperson for the Dominican nuns. She couldn't adapt to the modest "habit". (Gotcha, Victor!)

Win some, lose some.