Slump Down In Your Chair & Tell Me All About It..... Part 2

Please if you know his whereabouts e-mail me....

Sandy

Is Omar a tent maker?

Judy

I think that tentmaker is quite busy with bolts of hot pink and lime green... : )

Gosh I'm so simple minded sometime, espically when I'm in pain... but I think a lime green and hot pink striped tent would be beautiful!!!

OK I'm go back to bed now....

Judy, that was the picture than was in my mind as well. Tent makers are famous for stripes!

If anyone sees him Please tell him I want to make a special order for hot pink undies and a pair or lime
and hot pink striped ones also for under my lime green pants with the hole.

Life is too short not to. I can atleast brag that I stop traffic when I am out and about :o)

Now now now... I refuse to say exactly why.

Thanks Darius, I wouldn't have thought of stripes.

Judy where is my hat? texasgarden may I please borrow your lime green heels? I will be going shopping
as soon as omar is found and my undies are finished.

WWWWOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Maybe Jim Carey would like to bring his mask and be my escort.

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This message was edited May 17, 2005 10:16 PM

I'm getting sea-sick from the thoughts of lime green, pink,,,,,,stripes????????? UGH

Well, after all the talk about body parts, I got "nekkid" and looked in the mirror. OMG!!!!! The two formerly perky Miss Boobs have met Mr. Belly Button and I think they are plotting against Ms. Big Butt who is going south to seek help from the Knees Brothers. The creaking noise you hear is me crawling into bed and covering the whole mess up. *sigh*
Pati

Oh Goodness Pati, after ROTFLOL I'll have to go back to bed with my backache. lol lol

Judy

OMG, Patti - no, No, NO!!! We NEVER ger naked and LOOK! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

According to tale, Queen Victoria had all the palace's mirrows coved the day she hit 40.. I think that she had the right idea.

That's All Folks............to bed....

Patischell, you are soooooo brave taking on the mirror monster in your "all together". I think my parts booked a tour with the same travel agent as yours (sigh).

Who stretched this thread ? Very hard to read when it goes way past the right side of the screen.
Somebody will have to edit it out!
Bernie

Bernie,
The tread is stretched in sympathy for all our expanded butts!!

Pattischell,
My ear lobes are racing my boobs to my knees
-- it seems all those years of wearing heavy pierced earings are taking their toll!!

Esshhhhh!!!

Well like my mom used to say: "Getting old is no picnic --- but it sure beats the alternative!!"

Marie

Judy,

Hope your back is easing up!! Your garden awaits you!!

Be well,
Marie

I agree, country, its pretty hard to read, and even harder to get the funny when you have to scroll to see it.

Sorry i've been out of it y'all. Been reading just havent posted. Had to laugh about Omar, because
i thought he was the only one that dressed me, ,lol.
jen

p.s., if its not too much trouble, can y'all edit "to fit" your posts?

I send Ilovejesus99 an email and asked her to edit her posting above. It's the one stretching the thread. I'm off to bed.

Judy

thanks

Sorry all, Didn't mean to expand on my already expanded issue. It was 2 lines. I am not sure what happened.

Jen, it is nice to know another Omar customer. Maybe we can go together one day and have lunch after at an all you can eat place.


Sorry I stretched the thread. The thoughts of polka dot panties is another thought.

Sandy

I guess I'm still new.........what do you mean stretching the thread?

Hap

thank you!!

happy, stretching the thread is when the characters of a sentence are bigger than the box and it overflows the margins. not sure why it happens because when i'm typing if the word im typing is too long for the remaining characters it always drops down the next line and keeps it within easy viewing limigs.
So when the post is posted, you have to scroll sideways to read it. then you have to scroll the other way to read the next one. makes it pretty hard to follow a thread, well it does for me anyway.
its been fixed, and i say thank you again,
jen

OH thanks.

No Stretch Marks, she's a lucky thread!!

Looks good, now back to the business at hand.
Love those plant addicts! One showed up at market, just as a friend of his was trying to pick plants for some pots. Well a large number of plants later everyone was happy. Me, for selling lots of plants. him for being such a "good" helper, & the lady who spent the money, she bought him a plant for being a nice guy! Can you beat a deal like that. Three happy people because of plant addiction. I will never put it down! Bring on the plants!
Bernie

Zingy, these days I say "Growing old is not for the weak." Used ta be when I woke in the morning - that was the best I was going to feel, now that 'best' comes after the meds. LOL No complaints, I'm still hiking on my own two feet, how much better could it be?

I'm into having a busy, happy day here. Found two missing items yesterday. missing for a while, and suddenly there it is!! It's gnomes, I jjust know it. My son has a gnome that steals his keys on a regular basis.

No stretch marks, wow! that is lucky

I just KNOW I'M NOT dead...........I hurt too much..

Hap

Finally I gave in and stayed in bed until this morning when Mr. Cat came to the bedroom window looking for me. He's so funny. He was trying to tell me, he missed me ... filling his food dish.

This is my problem - one of the critters knocked over a pot of begonias probably 2 days ago and there are broken limbs just laying there.... I'm compelled to gather them up and put them in water to give them a chance to live. AND if they live I have to pot them up, water them, feed them, then find a place for them to winter-over. I can't just throw the broken limbs on the compost pile. So I'll have 10 more plants of the same kind which I can't trade because the ones I've tried to ship didn't do well and I don't want a person to receive a box of broken limbs. I don't even wrap Christmas presents, so you know I hate packaging trades of plants that are fragile.

This is true plant rescue addiction or ........ stupidity.

The limbs would probably just root in the compost pile and then it would be the same. I threw peach seeds in it last summer and Dog Gone if I dont' have enough peach trees to plant an orchard. ( lol lol )

My green thumbs need to turn a little brown.

Judy

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nah, cuz then you'd fertilize it, lol

"No Stretch Marks, she's a lucky thread!" Whatever those pain meds you're taking for your back......I want some!
Pati

lol, through my drug induced haze, i understood that, lol

Jen,,,,gonna share?

Pati,

It's from staying in bed so long... man you should see the house. My DH is wonderful, but tidy he is NOT!!!! It looks like 10 teenagers had a sleep-over. It will take me a month to catch up with everything. BUT the man knows how to treat a woman!!!

Judy, wanna share, lol

I'm a very giving person, but i do draw the line at my drugs, lol

Ah Judy, it's a smart woman who knows what's REALLY important. DH's like that are hard to come by.
Pati

Everyone sit down.............. Slim had babies!!!! I've only seen 2 but from what I've read they can have 12-18 at a time. If there is such a thing as a snake trap I'm going to have to get one.

At least I know why she was hanging around the house, to have her babies so nothing could get to them, plus she has a ready food supply, dog food. I think I'm living in the Twight Zone of Critters.

Judy

So it's really "Slim Jane" LOL

From the Coleus Forum....It's for the general public also....more critter problems

Thanks




Thank you so much my friends for being here for me in my time of need. It's very painful to lose a "little one", but justice WILL BE SERVED..

This afternoon, 1pm to be exact, the KKK, (Kathy of the Koleus Killers) arrives to avenge the assault on Baby Kong.


I sure that she will be swift and silent carrying out her assigned duty......to remove the savage beast that lives amoungst us....the Dreaded Possum................ Her mission is to capture and release him into the deep, dark forrest where the evel witches howl.......and the tree branches, like poison talons, come down to taunt their captive.....where little light is shed to calm the screams echoing within.....and where shadows looooom and reacccccccccccch to the claw at the very soul of any who dare to enter------------------ The Inner Sanctum of the WILD........(Devil-grin here.)

I never knew that revenge would taste so sweet, so utterly sensual as bodily liqued is slowly emitted from my quivering lips...that my heart would race as I would see him wrapped in the scrowd of darkness and carried toward the craft of Charon for his transention to unknown worlds......HEEEHAAAHOOOOOO,

Ya get my drift.....



But on the lighter side....

Baby Kong's upper part is rooting nicely in a pot next to a big brother. The stub in the ground is reaching up for the nourishment of the sun....very slowly I might add. But all is well..... and justice is served..

Hap

Until you wrote that I never stopped to consider that Slim may be the father of the litter. This is absolutely too much. I think I'm going back to bed. Maybe I am in bed and this is just a dream.....

YUCK!

Hap

I'll trade you Slim Jim and family for a Posse of Possum. Folks round here eat those, but went "Yuck" when I suggested a Snake Sandwich.