Things that make you go "hmmmm" or Say what???!!!! Pt 5

Gosh, I love ginger in anything....ginger ice cream is very good......

I preferred MaryAnn.

Really?

I kinda like Gilligan.

E erbody knows the Prof was the stud

I always aim low - that way, sometimes I win.

LOL!! Yes Gilligan for sure!!

There' s something to be said for sweet goofballs.

Today's all important mail: Local yellowbook (never use anymore) local advertisements, (so rarely bother with local business coupns) one junk solicitation.
Thank you Mr Postman.

Funny! Memory

Hear that he genius PM of Egypt blamed diarrhea on women's unclean breasts?!! And we just sent them tanks and F16s.

The soldiers have diarrhea?

Where did he get his MD from?

Brilliant!

Just saw a commercial for Dove deodorant, guaranteed to give you "softer smoother underarms"

say what?

The Pekinese in the dog show tonight is the strangest looking creature I've ever seen.

Pekes shouldn't be classified as dogs! The ones in the show can't walk...they are either carried, or they roll along......

The navy SEAL who actually killed Bin Laden is now struggling to make ends meet. The Pakistani doctor who was crucial to IDing him rots in a jail in Pakistan. What's wrong with this picture???

A LOT!!!

Terrible.

From a 'retail expert' on Twitter:

(hotels) Best to use a sheet or towel when sitting on hotel furniture-many guests tend to lounge naked and that furniture is never cleaned


(restaurants) Restaurant menus are filthy - covered in on average 185,000 bacteria - 16x more than next dirtiest item, the pepper shaker.

ew- think I'll carry sani wipes to the next restaurant.

How do we survive all of this onslaught?

Had never thought about that. Ewww.

gross!


new
http://davesgarden.com/community/forums/t/1297955/

Fecal matter found on the mints at the restaurant --- not in open bowls either, in the rocker containers where you tip the mints into your hand.

When I was in school we had a "contest" who could grow most bacteria from around the college. Everyone cultured the toilets------the winner?? The lift up door on the soda machine! Where the cup drops down and the soda fills it up. Are those machines still in service or are all can dispensers?

I think it's all cans now.

When I used to drink soda I made sure that the can was washed off...rat saliva ya know, from them licking the soda residue off the can

ewwwww

I have to tell my daughter to not give those kids cans - like the V8 without cleaning.

This is exciting news http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/releases/256087.php . I'm not sure how close dog systems are to people - but it seems like a very good start to ending diabetes and the associated medical costs.