Coffee Break #41 - Happy Birthday America!

Especially for Chateu La Feet.

Funny, Victor.

Good luck, Harper!!!!

LOL, Victor!!

I'll have to try that one of these days. I have a video of a much better method, but I think it's a bit too racy to post. Pretty funny, though. Involves two women vying for the same guy in a bar. Hot blond and a reserved brunette. Blond is winning easily until the brunette pushes herself between them, grabs the wine bottle from the bar and sucks off the cork. He walks off with her. ^_^

Hee hee!

http://www.kgw.com/news/Car-accident-victims-dressed-like-zombies-confuse-crash-witnesses-98157894.html

Oh funny!!!!

Good luck Harper!

Thanks D'nut! I'm still trying to plan my wardrobe. It's only 3 days. You'd think I was going to see the Queen!

You'll practically be in the air more time than in CA!

Don't think there is any dress code in CA. The weirder the better. ^_^

Depends what part of CA....ask Memory, she's a native.

Yup, lots of air time, little California land time. I'll be staying somewhere in the hills behind Malibu. I think I'll dress expensive looking.

Are you wearing a crinoline?

He he he... no.

Hmm - I have two navels.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100712/sc_afp/sciencesportusphysics_20100712165904

I had a belly button reduction. Does that mean I'm good at shot put?

I collect navel lint. You should see some of my sculptures.

erp

Is that Canadian?

Erp:
1) to spew or upchuck the contents of one's stomach through the mouth and maybe the nose
2) a small town in the Netherlands that no one admits being from

similar but not the same: dry heave

(from the Dahlianut Dictionary)

rotfl

The Dutch are known for their navel lint and ice hybrid sculptures.

I hope the Erpians know we are just pulling their belly buttons.

Navel maneuvers??

Full stream ahead.

LOL!!!

WHOA huge h*a*i*l storm happened this aft. WHEW missed my garden except a big branch fell off the green ash in the winds. Fortunately the branch part fell on a lawn chair so the garden was saved. Severe tornado warnings to the east but thankfully came to naught. Now that the danger is past I can laugh cuz the radio was saying 'If you're in a house head for the basement. If you're on the road, drive into a ditch' That message must have been meant for those with trucks cuz the ditches in the countryside are DEEP. I would drown in my little car.

Oh, how scary...glad you & the garden are intact....I never heard about driving into a ditch.....guess they think the tornado would pass over the top of you?

Exactamondo RD. In the bald prairie your car is a high point so you get low in the ditch. I've only had a close encounter once. I was on the green on a golf course when a funnel cloud formed. We powdered for a big dip behind the green in the brush. While we were lying there my golfing buddy said 'Just so you know. I would have made that putt'. The winds were so strong that our golf balls got blown off the green into the trap.

your golfing buddy is funny

Gotta luv Stormin Norman wha ^_^

Wow, glad it wasn't worse D-nut

Thanks flowerjen. Just glad no peoples were hurt. Although I luv my garden it's all about peoples for me.

We are having turkey problems again. They think that any open space means dust bath.

they like my horse shoe pits for that

That doesn't bother the garden, I wish I could send them along for harmless amusements, DH getting very irritated.

baseball infield soil cost money - i hate it when they are "bathing"

Speaking of your horseshoe pits, Bill....Hank is asking, "Will there be any shoe throwing for JMs at your Bash?"???? He's up for it! LOL

I'd like to see an action pic of Hank's javelin catching Bill H-shoe in mid air!

I'd like to see that too, Victor!! LOL

there can be horse shoe throwing - what kind of jm is he bringing to put on the line? I can send him a list of ones i am considering for next year