Vou le vous parlez avec moi, Gypsies

Shame about your friend and his dad, lots of stuff can ruin them, raw or cooked. I must admit I have only eaten raw oysters 2 or 3 times....unfortunately it was the same oyster....grin

Is that supposed to make me want to eat osyters Jim??? Notttt lol

I don't understand sleeping in the other room. Guess I'm dense or something.

Not dense, Jim, just not female....lol

Where is your sense of daring, flowers.

It went out with the dead osyter eaters Jim lol

I checked, Moon and your right.

Even I would know better than to swallow the second time moon.

Of course it wouldn't have made it past my clentched jaws the first time.

it's illegal to toot in our house. DH is super-human.

One time DS tooted at the table. DH gave him a look.. DS did it again.. DS said "sorry" DH said "go in the other room when you know that's going to happen. control yourself" We all looked at each other, like he did it on purpose.

Can't live forever, not gonna die til your time comes, be it raw oysters or a car wreck or the big one Mildred.

Wow, Jim I am really pleased to be right....lol JJ, I was young and had a little too much wine and really wanted to impress my Cajun friends....boy did I....lol....they never saw an oyster "heaved' so far......grin

In English for ya Jim.
If I see ya slurp down that slime you ain't getting anywhere near me for a long while.
Understand now..smiling big smile..

'The Big One' is a crooked ice cream shack in Manchester, NH. I saw it back in 1984.

Maybe I got it wrong, JJ?

Gives new meaning to Bite the Big One, Smiley....oh, sorry about the bank....duh....grin

Lord smiley, we live on red beans and sausge in Louisiana. We'd never finish a meal. Which reminds me of a story.

When my mother was a young woman of 95 or so, she got up at church and began to make her way to the bath room. Every time her foot hit the floor, she went toot, toot, toot all the way out the door. The preacher lost his train of thought for some reason and the congregation was down on the floor. When momma came back, there wasn't a smile in the house. Proper respect for an old lady.

All's good at the bank.

The Big One is a long and funny story about a wedding we went to in NH in 1984, Cousin Jack's actually. I wrote it down when we got home. Lotsa no-no's going on in that trip, on everyone's part. But DH & Friend were talking politics and kept talking about the big one, and sure enough, after the breakdown at the gas station & the cops & the chem fire & everything else unmentionable, we saw that little crooked ice cream shack and almost got in an accident from laughing so hard.

Too Funnyyyyy nothing like listening to grandma toot

LOL Jim! How many siblings do you have?? My cousin remarked once how having children really messes up some body functions, tooting the whole time she was saying it.

Never got close enough to him after he ate them smiley to know if it made him toot or not.

Have to distance myself for awhile, its like an instant replay if I look at him.
Literally will turn my stomache.


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Sounds like we shouldn't press for more details Smiley....lol

Gotta give a lady her propers, yes indeed....smile

tooting was not allowed at my house at ALL growing up.....so improper! 23 years of being a nurse cured me of that...better out than in, I tell the people. Still, try not to do it at the dinner table.
raw fish....no thank you. Moon good thing I wasn't drinking coffee when I got the visual of your proper Southern self hurlin' oysters HAHAHAHA now there's an activity for the campfire.

Excuse me, it should have been, "have the big on Mildred." Redd Foxx, don't you know.

Oysters and boiled okra aren't slimey. Just easy to swallow.

jjs, don't you know what the benefit of eating raw oysters is? Oysters precede Viagra by many years and without a doctors prescription.

I think I'll put my underware on on top of my clothes the next time the grandkids are over and eat beans lol

Smiley never would have thought of you doing anything unmetionable..

I just spit tea on the moniter yall are off the wall this evening!!!

no, I wasn't being improper, Moon. Illegal, maybe.... improper, never!

but then I grew up. We didn't have anything to do with the chem fire, it just happened to be there when we arrived, already in progress. Just part of the story. A little piece of The Big One.

Just noticed that I can't type a sentence without making a mistake. Mrs. Moore would be shocked. Her star pupil who could type 75 words a minute with only 3 mistakes, messing up like this.

I do like sausage and beans.

Jim blame the keyboard.....

Another reason not to like them Jim..LOL

Need no viagra in this house, unfortunatelly. Least then I could hide the bottle.^_^

Someone PLEASE take a picture when Flowers does that.

JJ, it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for.. I am actually a wallflower in real life. Quiet.. easy going.. one that stands off to the side and watches the partygoers.

That's ok Jim, we know what ya mean. Being an office worker, I can't help but proofread. It's in my nature.

You would like the doghouse thread.

Sure you are Smilely!!!! For a wallflower you sure keep us in stiches LOL

I haven't had this much fun since Momma threw the sugar bowl at Daddy. This is more fun than the poop thread.

Ya Smiley me too.

Think thats how I got my first son, watching the party, maybe I was sleeping. Thats it sleeping.

73 words a minute I thought I was in the hunt and peck club. Sorry Dixie peck peck

Take a picture the dickens, it'll be worth the drive.

Darn key board. Raggafrats.

And a good laugh had by all....there was nothing lady-like about airborn, projectile oysters accompanied by white wine from the nose....couldn't drown the sucker....


Didn't think you guys were "fugitives from a chem fire" lol....some stories are favorite funny memories, but the humor goes so much deeper than you can explain to anyone "not there" but sometimes it sure is fun to try.....smile

One finger typing here.
The other nine are holding food!!