Thought for the Day: (Part Deaux)

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting beside you say ”Damn that was fun!”

LOL!!

Good one Louise!!!!

We only part so we can meet again...

(Don't know who said it. )

Mornin' Everyone!

A little humor for the
Tuesday Thought for the Day:

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra

Good morning all!!
Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.

I have always liked this one.

"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."

Sometimes the kindest word is the one left unsaid.
(from a needlework pattern my SIL was working on)

How you know you've found your soul mate. (Obviously written by a man for a man, but should hold true for either sex).
If they were men, would you still hang out with them?
Found inscribed on ancient Tibetan wall.

Really liked yours today KC, thanks for the song! : - )

I believe the future is simply the past, entered through another gate.
PINERO

Curiosity is natural to the soul of man.
-First words of The Adventures of Colonel Daniel Boon, John Filson, 1784.

Were there a voice in the trees of the forest, it would tell you to chase away these ruthless invaders who are laying it to waste.
-Simon Girty- white adoptee of the Shawnee, from John Bradford's Historical Notes on Kentucky

The last one from me today.

It is Never to Late to Do good. (sic)
-DANIEL BOONE-

WIB,
SW

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand and soda in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "Whoo Hooooo, what a ride!!"

Love the quotes! A couple made me laugh out loud! I racked my brains for something clever to add, but. . .I got nothing. LOL Maybe tomorrow!

Angie

OK, just stumbled across this one on another thread, and thought you'd all smile. :-)

"Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't after you!"

Bookerc1; got me roaring!

I've always loved that one, too. !

LOL booker!
I just got this one in an e-mail...

"People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."

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LOL Weegy,
That one was on this thread earlier, but substitute "Children" for People and it makes it even funnier.

Unemployment is capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden.

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.

-- Abraham Lincoln

(that would be me)

Good morning all! Half way to the weekend!!!!

Wednesday Thought for the Day:

In gardens, beauty is a by-product. The main business is sex and death.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. (I ran out of film long ago.)

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)

Marie,
You really cracked me up with your post of yesterday afternoon, chocolate and a soda, Whoo Hah, what a ride! Great attitude there.

All I got today, is, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade!"

Enjoyed reading all of yours!

WIB,
SW

weegy,
We crossposted, good one!
I'd rather have the friend. Money I can earn easily, good friends are harder to come by. : - )
WIB,
SW

So true SW!

SW that is taped to my computer to remind myself to enjoy life!!
Louise that is so true and applies to family as well as friends!!

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

“Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.”

“It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for”

I don't know whom to attribute most of the quotes I submit, they're usually something either my dad or granddad would say. I've used the last one quite often myself.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue. (I've also heard it where pigeon is replaced with dog and statue is replaced with fire hydrant!)

Opportunities are never lost…someone else will take the ones you miss !!

Just got this in an e-mail. I like that one Lousie and I have heard it with a bug and a windshield. :o)

Here's one for you Marie...'when typing the name Louise, be careful the i and the u don't get reversed! LOL!!!! (everybody does it!)

HEY---watch it with the pigeon comments!!!

Luck is infatuated with the efficient. (Persian proverb)

It is because I am dylexic when typing :o)

Why Loiuse??? (grin)

I'd better leave before I get pummeled. LOL

And pigeon, I thought of you before I posted that!!
Marie, I could not resist.
DP, you know why!!! (no pummeling today!)