The Crazy Chicken Crew and Their Titles

no offense taken.. it is my favorite song.. in fact my theme song.. LOL..

my friend sang it to me one time sitting in the hospital.. a strange man next to her naked in a gown waiting to have one of those stomach test.. and I was just as naked with the same paper gown (well my own) .. the gowns were cheap.. we all three had been waiting for hours.. and the gowns were literaly disinagrating.. and she just started to sing that song...

It was pretty funny...

I use to sing in church and one of my kids got hurt playing ball and they were in some pain so i started singing and they forgot about the pain and the nurse came over and said honey everybody got quiet in here when you started singin keep it up.

Moxon....the world is a wicked, wicked place.

See above about disintegrating paper hospital gowns.

I guess a song is about the only appropriate action with three people about to become naked together.

Hospital gowns i think it's a conspirecy how come everytime they give me one it's a xsmall and i'm a big girl then want me to walk down the hall to xray and you can just hear the snickers behind you.

Interesting, now Harmony hears chocolate bars - she said the Snickers are behind her in the hospital. What are they saying? "Get me outta this vending machine!"?

Last time I went for a surgical procedure of sorts (well, okay, among friends, it was a colonoscopy) I had to wear those delightful fabric gowns. They gave me one to put on frontwards and the other to put on backwards, which was very generous of them. Anyway, I am extremely resistant to the woozy meds (versed), so they had to give me the dose of a 400 lb male. I am 5'10" and a size 12 or 14, so nowhere near a 400 lb male. Even that didn't work entirely because I was coming around part way through so they had to re-dose me. Anyway, the point of all this is that afterwards they sent me to get dressed and sent Kelly to help me because by then I was a little woozy. Kelly said (and I do not remember this because I was woozy) that I refused to take the gowns off and was putting on my bra over the top of both gowns and when he tried to help I became belligerent and told him in no uncertain terms that I was not taking the gowns off and that I would put my clothes on over the top of them. I had a little lie-down then and we left later, with my clothes on and no gowns. Sigh....this gets repeated at family gatherings and such now, so it's no secret.

You're right Catscan, the world is a wicked place.

But sometimes it's delightful. Like this morning, I received 15 welsummer eggs and 15 cuckoo maran eggs and every one of them intact and beautiful. Wheeeeeee!!!

Claire how do you get the doctors to listen to you i try to tell them it takes alot for me and they never listen.
I also only run a temp of 97.? and they act confused when they take my temp. and i will tell it's always low and they always say okay........but then i know when my temp says normal 98.6 they say oh you don't have a fever and i try to explain yes i do cause........and they never listen.
So what do you do?

Wheee. I guess so. That would make a delightful day!

Harmony : I think they just assume you don't know what you are talking about. I told them I didn't tolerate valium, guess what they used valium. I got to watch the whole colonoscopy - my beautiful colon! And it took me 2 weeks to stop grogging around.

Is that good?

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Harmony - generally they don't listen. My dentist knows now that it takes 4 shots in my mouth for any filling work to be done, but only because he's done it over and over again until he figured it out. The same people who did the colonoscopy did an upper GI tract about 2 weeks before that, so they already knew, but the first time they wouldn't listen and kept saying "are you sleepy yet" and I would say "no, but my arm is really burning" and they would say "well, you should be asleep by now and then you wouldn't feel your arm burning" and I'm saying "Yeah, well then MAKE ME FALL ASLEEP darn it because my arm really hurts! and they would scramble around and dose me up some more. The IV drip into the arm really burns if you don't fall asleep fast enough.

And no, I haven't seen the secret CF pics!

Hi I am wren and I wish to be a honorary chicken head. Any suggestions on a title for me? I am a slave to the wild birds around here, special my guard wrens who tell me when they need food, and use me as a tree.. I am also a epiphyllum nut. Love all the chickens y'all have but the city will not allow any chickens. darn darn darn.

Wren

Claire or Commander Moxon is in control of titles and she will be along to help you out.

Harmony.. you need to edit your Ewww Post.. You made the whole page widen to where we have to scroll it

wren107 you need to get a chick-a-poo. That's what I'm gonna do. Calgary doesn't allow chickens either. If you get a dog licence and register it as a chick-a-poo how can they 'cluck' about it?

Well there is a couple of problems with that my yard is small and on the corner. And I already have a dog licenced animal. Meet Andre the demon child from h---l He loves every living thing but I think he would accidentally hurt a little chick-a-poo. He is on squirrel patrol.

I need a demon child to take out Damien the Spawn of Satan Tree Rat. He's very prettiful too.

He has caught 3 so far. He also only goes after the bad birds. Crows, city pigeons and black birds. His favorite pastime besides eating and getting into mischief is to chase the "squills" up the tree and out of the feeders. I think he would like to take care on the chick-a-poos he is a herding dog.

My male robins take care of the magpies and crows in the summer but a good herding dog is needed for the time of the cold and the dark. I think a good herding dog is also needed for my chick-a-poo to ensure the rototilling is evenly distributed. What do people use for chicken-herding or do they just free-range at will rototilling willynilly???

Mine are willy nilly rototillers. They particularly enjoy rototilling in the goat pen.

Wren, I hereby title you as Chief of Wild Bird Operations. Please do see to it that you instruct all chicken-heads who forget that wild birds also need feeding. And also please be on hand for chicken hatching missions to provide moral support to those hatching. We do chicken hatching dances with pom poms.

If you misbehave, the punishment is usually in the form of coffee-ups. This is where you have to lift a coffee mug to your mouth repeatedly. Tea-ups are also available if you have an aversion to coffee.

Since you haven't got any eggs to share, feel free to share baked goods and consult with Kitchen Protocol Officer Jan on any rules regarding baked goods. We have had cupcake slinging incidents in the past. Tsk tsk.

Catscan usually starts them.
Welcome! CWBO Wren!

thank you thank you I will go in the kitchen a bake up a cranberry upside down cake

Wren: Andre is a beauty. I have a dual patrol of my yard. Roscoe spots em and holds em and Emmagreyhound bites their heads off. Usually the prey is mice.

Thank you. He has just am in from squill patrol.

KPO Jan reporting for duty. Just had 2 grands here for their naptime. ( yeah, right) That's why I was AWOL for awhile.
Welcome CWBO Wren. Concerning rules regarding baked goods.
1. You must ALWAYS be on the look-out for lurking cupcakes. I understand in the past that there has been a problem. However, since getting my title ,I must say they have been behaving. LKOFC
2. If there are any fresh baked goods you must ALWAYS share with the rest of the flock.
3. I almost forgot. You must NEVER say the word pecan out loud. It makes someone very agitated. lol

KPO Jan over and out

CWBO Wren: don't forget to let us know when the cranberry upside-down cake is finished so we can get our cuppa ready.
Smiling in anticipation, KPO Jan

I love Snickers

pe-cahhhhhhn KPO Jan23. I've been practising my 'southern' for my next mission.

AYE. AYE will get Andre the hairy one to keep an eye on lurking cupcakes. I always make to much when I bake so there will always be enough and I will keep the p----n work quite, even I do use them in baking, and in my stuffed celery and have bags of them in the freezer.

CWBO wren over and out.

I request that the record be amended to read: "Catscan usually stops them."

It is very important that reports be accurate.

Snickers are in the freezer, cranberries are defrosting. And I am a southern as you can get.
So y'all come on down and we all will set down to a mass on grits, fried fish,huspuppies and greens. Oh I think I just make my self hungry.

CWBO Wren over and out

PECANS....mumblemumblemumble....yumyumyumyum...peeeeccccaaaannnssss....
(drool, drool, drool)

EMT crew here. Moxon is a pile of jello. WHICH one of you said pecan?

KPO Jan here:
That would be me, but it was in a whisper. You could here me all the way from Jersey? Oh, I will have to be careful in the future.

My apologies Catscan. Report has been amended to read "Catscan usually stops them"

A bit of an aside. I am going to have to print out who has what title and have it in front of me, cuz it will take forever to look it up - that is if I can remember where it is. This peabrain befuddles me sometimes. sigh lol

I hear you Jan23. I'm pretty sure there is no 'Big Cluck' or 'Big Bird' but otherwise I forget. I think as long as you call everyone sir you're pretty safe