all crew members report for duty
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The Crazy Chicken Crew and Their Titles
CPO Pastrypuff, 1952, reporting after brief hiatus. Debriefing this brief has not been brief! Y'all have really gotten out of hand here! May I remind all and sundry that all requisitions for baked goods, including but not limited to cranberry upside down cake and all things made with p%*@ns, must be completed in triplicate and filed through the chain of command for approval from the minister of pastries!
CPO PASTRYPUFF, You are ordered to report for duty immediatly
Reporting for duty, siryessir. I am present and accounted for. Even though my mother always said there was no accounting for me. Hm.
please report here
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This message was edited Oct 21, 2008 11:29 AM
Dahlianut you do NOT WANT zebra. They are very very mean and bad tempered.
I have never tried putting p-------n in my cranbarry or pineapple upside down cakes, scientific mode one. . Think, think, look in freezer----may have enough for triple ........
I guess I was just surprised i wasnt on the list in the 1st place. No worries
You are on the list because you are mentioned right at the top in the 3rd paragraph which says "Some people (Luvs) are still choosing their titles" and we have been waiting for you to choose one!!!! You have been there since the beginning!
Yes, and I think you were AWOL when CPO Moxon started slinging around titles.
(Wait! Moxon has the Penedesenca.....better be nice)
Edit to say: "When CPO Moxon began generously bestowing titles."
oops
You can review the various titles and pick one as a recommendation for yourself and we will approve it, or we can come up with one for you....
I guess it did say that, I missed it I am forgetful. So choose my name as you wish. Just remember I have not hatched or been around a hatching eggs. And i will not be due to NO hatching eggs are being laid right now. The CF shows up and everyone stops laying. Except gracie, my andalusian hen.
I think we need a Celebration Master Officer. We also probably need a Chicken Communication Specialist. On the other hand, you could be a Special Agent or a Secret Agent or a Samurai Warrior or whatever you want! Hmmmm....
At this point in time with what the hell I am going thru Samurai Warrior sounds about right but could be really bad.
Very well, Samurai Warrior Luvs. You have been titled and are on the list.
DanceMaster. We need one. Can I stop tangoing now? I'm a little pooped.
This message was edited Oct 21, 2008 3:03 PM
I also added BJ with her updated title.
That title could be bad for those that are near by me, I am really ready to get the sword out to a few.
It is appropriate for a samurai to be both powerful and gentle at the same time.
I guess so. I can be gentle most of the time.
CBO (Chief Borrowing Officer) MaypopLaurel reporting. So sorry, sirs/mames. I have been reconnoitering like crazy all over GA. I deployed eighty five miles northward today to get a lay of the land. Way more chickens, but they have names like "F287"s and they go for truck rides every six weeks. The life of a chicken is not all cluck and scratch here. There are those out there who are oppressed!. I'll report when I learn more. Request permission to go covert op for a few days.
CBO Laurel
CWBO wren reporting: All wild bird feeders filled and food for the flying squirrels put out.
CBO MaypopLaurel. This is excellent recon work. I am very pleased with this progress, and yet distressed at the F287 issue. I think we need to organize an F287 rescue operation. Permission for covert op granted. If you are successful, maybe you can be promoted to Navy Seal MaypopLaurel.
Good luck!
CWBO Wren - excellent to hear that our wild friends are all accounted for. What about the water bath? Flying squirrels? COOL!!!
CWBO Wren reporting that The baths had to be emptied because of to many skeeters, plus a large hairy demon child bit the tubing.
Well they are cool except when they play squirrely games across the roof at all hours of the night.
Good Evening Moxon and Crew!!! I am still watching you !!! Congrats To CDR Jordan on the newest Hatch!!!!
Moxon... Could you arrange a new page please?? We are over 300 and hard for Dial-uppers, and slow connects...
I am off to my rack... late night and I have to be up at 4am again....
Sleep tight all you ChickenHeads and Remember.. The Genrul is watching you !!!
Yes General! Right away General! I also will have an update on my goat, General, with the meningeal worm. I will put it in the goat thread.
The Crazy Chicken Crew Continues Here:
http://davesgarden.com/community/forums/t/915698/
A goat? Lordy Lou! DD is lusting for goats (dwarf Nubians) while I lust for chickens. You all are scaring me off a bit with weird chicken afflictions and even headless chickens. Now I'm hearing about a goat with wormyneuro-virus. She is in D.C. in grad school. So sad to be city slicker/wannabe farmers. I will reconnoiter over to the aforementioned thread and take a gander (did someone mention geese?)
BTW, does my service branch hit the rack or the sack? Gotta keep these things straight. Dad was Army Air Force and he announced his sack hitting every night. He also made me his specialty, "SOS". LOL
Laurel
MaypopLaurel - I have 17 goats, many of which are pygmy. But we're supposed to be in the new chicken chat thread, for which I put the link in the post above yours...
Is there an Office or actually, I'm probably not qualified for Officer yet, but a genetics division?
Well I am Chief of wild bird operations. I believe that is a nocom. (I think that is what it is called)
CWBO Wren
How about Chief Genetics Advisor?
Ma'am yes Ma'am. I'm not qualified, but I'll sure do my best to get up to speed.
CGA Jenks "SALUTE"
Me too! Me too! Can I be Special Agent of the Chick Inspector Division???? SACID
I want to join too!
Absolutely! You are now added to the list, and welcome to the insane horde of chicken people. Please try to ensure you are present for hatching threads to provide moral support and assist with chicken hatch dancing when necessary (which is often). The secret password for all crazy chicken crew events is omelet, and the secret handshake isn't a handshake - you have to do a butt wiggle like a chicken and stick your neck out at the same time. Practice makes perfect.
I wish I had a camcorder!!!!!! We could make a lot of money of funnest video program ----that is if I was not laughing so hard I could not record.
Ah yes, the entire chicken crew doing the chicken butt wiggle...now that would be a sight to see!
wiggle wiggle...am I doing it right????
Very good, steady on....don't lose your balance now....
Love the enthusiasm!
yes ma'am! awaiting orders in the next covert op!
Secret info - need to know basis only - Dutch Bantam hatch due to begin Wednesday. Shhhhh!