Someone help me

southern willamette , OR(Zone 7a)

I agree completely! I have been asking a few folks if there's anyway to nominate a post for something like that and they didn't know. But this will definitely top my list for a very long time!

S of Lake Ontario, NY(Zone 6a)

Hey Kell, my husband doesn't always get my sense of humor - which just makes things funnier to me. Careful with that door!

Austin, TX(Zone 8b)

Just came across this thread..........have to say, glad everything is OK Kell. And for all you with critters nearby.....but I really do thank you for the laugh. :-)

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

Yes - thread of the year would be great.

Comer, GA(Zone 7b)

without a doubt

Long Beach, CA(Zone 10a)

I'm still having a good laugh at Kell thinking the skunk was going to go for her jugular !

San Leandro, CA(Zone 9b)

Gosh no way thread of the year, everyone would know I peed in my pants!

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

So have many who have read this!!

San Leandro, CA(Zone 9b)

I want you all to swear to secrecy!

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

A little late...

S of Lake Ontario, NY(Zone 6a)

Victor, you shouldn't have!

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

I shared it with all the local skunks.

San Leandro, CA(Zone 9b)

Well that might be a good deed. Didn't someone say skunks hate human pee?

San Leandro, CA(Zone 9b)

Gosh, I so hope I did not dream that bit of info! LOL

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

I never considered a duel...

Berkeley, CA(Zone 9a)

OK, for the second and MUCH less funny post (Kell, I'm NOT competing here!) look at my compost saga under soil and composting.

Comer, GA(Zone 7b)

saw that one kirk, that was funny ,maybe it was how discriptive Kell was and the minute by minute reports,

Long Beach, CA(Zone 10a)

This definitely is a candidate for the "Damsel in Distress" thread competition.

Kell, be glad you didn't dial 911...the recording would be all over cyberspace by now !

Lumberton, TX(Zone 8b)

And it shows how important DG is to Kell! I hate to say it but I don't think the computer is the first place I'd go in that situation! Kell, you should at least get a free membership!

Indian Harbour Beach, FL(Zone 10a)

That was funny --- perhaps you should have waved you pee-pee pants in front of the critter and it might have moved faster - LOL ! I'm still laughing.

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

It also may have attracted him...

Jacksonville, FL(Zone 9a)

767 views in less than a week! You and those pants are famous Kell. ;-))))

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

I copied and pasted it and sent it to everyone in my address book! (Just kidding, Kell. Don't want to trigger any more involuntary bodily actions.^_^)

Long Beach, CA(Zone 10a)

I saw it on YouTube this morning...I didn't know Kell was so short !

Jacksonville, FL(Zone 9a)

OMG, you are going to have us all peeing in our pants.

Tolleson, AZ(Zone 9a)

Kell not sure how I missed but I agree with the others, this is an instant classic!!!

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

I see a Depends commercial in this. 'For those unexpected wildlife encounters...'

No. San Diego Co., CA(Zone 10b)

I called my mom this morning and she told me my sister had regaled her - amidst gales of laughter - with the story. Mom still remembers playing with those skunk kittens nearly 80 years ago - she says they were very sweet.

southern willamette , OR(Zone 7a)

you and your, your sister, and your mom sound like quite the group.

No. San Diego Co., CA(Zone 10b)

Actually, we're all pretty quiet until we get together and start to laugh. :-)

southern willamette , OR(Zone 7a)

great, now we just need your mom here too!

No. San Diego Co., CA(Zone 10b)

We got my dad on the computer at 79, but Mom never did take to it, unfortunately. She has trouble with her eyes. You live close enough, stop by and say hi!

southern willamette , OR(Zone 7a)

you never know, that may just happen. Sally and I figured out the other day that I work very near where she lives, I live another 45 min. then on the other side of her. Small world!

Eugene, OR

I was laughing so hard telling Mom the story that I almost peed MY pants! And I'm still laughing. And yes Mom would fit right in with this group.

Long Beach, CA(Zone 10a)

Poor Kell will never live this down as long as she lives !

Keaau, HI(Zone 11)

Kell...you are simply TOO MUCH!!!!! So funny!

Aloha

Long Beach, CA(Zone 10a)

Aloha...can you imagine what she'd do with gecko's in her house ? LOL

Keaau, HI(Zone 11)

OY Vey - and Anoles in her garden? HAHAHAHAHA...poor dear....

Eugene, OR

I had to walk with my step daughter into her bedroom every night we were in Hawaii. She was afraid they were going to get her when she walked down the hall. I like the little critters myself.

southern willamette , OR(Zone 7a)

Well, I don't think that you'd have to buy new furniture after a gecko! But, it would be fun to see. I feel so sorry for Kell. I do think that she should get some really good award for this thread.

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