Scattelogical ramblings and desultory humor - Daffy Time

DB. Your legs got short?

it appears so, Gloria! LOL

I'm still trying to find pants that are LONG enough for me...*sigh* I HATE high waters. Thank goodness for skirts (and no one "socially correct" hemline like my mum had to deal with in the 50s and 60s :) ).

pam

I've been grateful for skirts for years.

Oh great, here we are, back to the French maid again...

Victor doesn't seem to get very far from her, Pam.

Is it true that she's a live-in? That might explain all of those trips to the basement under the guise of a computer problem......???

heehee

Oui oui!

Mais non!!

Mais bien sur!

I have a crateful I could send you, Victor. I don't expect ever to wear a skirt again in my life. If you wear a skirt you have to wear pantyhose, and those are just rediculous.

They looked great on Namath!

Well, maybe Victor LIKES wearing pantyhose.

Well they are good for tying up tomato vines and for holding melons up out of the dirt.

I have a crate of those too!

Yes, but not alone.

And they're good (single stockings better) to cover fruit. I also use it for leggy plants...

You mean you want someone in the other leg?. That's kinky, Victor!

I'd think it'd be hard to get both Victor AND Namath in one pair of pantyhose.

They'd have to...squeeeeeeze.

oh, never mind!

Would require two tight ends...

trying hard not to laugh out loud!!

Don't hold it in!

Oh, grossness. :P

Edited to say: Re tight ends, that is.


This message was edited Apr 13, 2008 7:39 PM

but then I would have to explain it.

At work?

Well, Victor says he's only 5 ft 7 in. But Namath is a big boy. He's from Alabama. Maybe some of those, "Big Mama's" would work.

No I'm at home, but if I told DH I'm talking about men in tights - he might like me on this site less!!

Just tell him you're discussing football.

OK, I'm ignoring anything and everything related to the gender crisis continuum. Just came in from working my peaches off and see a debate about maids. Really Victor, I thought you were managing things here. Goodness...maids get paid to do whatever you want. They are employees. That's why hope springs eternal; right Victor?. The rest are just "Cleaning Services".

Regarding length...sorry, but nothing, including Miracle Grow will add inches. At least not to those that span your head to toes. As your spine degenerates and the parts that cushion your spine (I'm simplifying here) deteriorate, you will shrink. Women are more predisposed, which is why calcium is important. Blame genetic variability on your folks.

Laurel, R.N. , CCP

another nurse!!

Lots of letters, Laurel.

Q.E.D., ASAP, BTW.

Just FYI.

Even calcium won't prevent the disc degeneration / compression with age though, ladies - sorry. Will help the vertebrae maintain their height.

Have a rabbit!

What's he reading?

John Updike.

Beatrix Potter