Scattelogical ramblings and desultory humor - It's spring!

The Monadnock Region, NH(Zone 5a)

Now THAT'S funny!

New York & Terrell, TX(Zone 8b)

Quoting:
"John Peed"


He said he only did it to ward off the cats; the ones who keep diggin' in my spot of the garden. Sheesh.... He'll be 35 in 2 more days; ahhh.. but he still thinks of Mama!

~* Robin

This message was edited Apr 5, 2008 12:12 AM

S of Lake Ontario, NY(Zone 6a)

heehee

Southern, CT(Zone 6a)

I prefer John Farted

Fairfield County, CT(Zone 6b)

That is one of the stinking hellabores, right?

Southern, CT(Zone 6a)

"We don't need no stinkin' hellebores"

Questa, NM(Zone 5b)

Deb, you cracked me up over the bike and graphic trailway. Only a gardener would do that!

The Monadnock Region, NH(Zone 5a)

I have always heard that the first void of the day is the best.

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

Some insist on getting the last void...

The Monadnock Region, NH(Zone 5a)

hee hee hee hee
snicker snicker

(Arlene) Southold, NY(Zone 7a)

Victor cheers up even the gray days.

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

Trying to cheer myself up today - sinus infection! Yuck. Looking outside doesn't help. Missed my hike this morning. Bummer.

(Arlene) Southold, NY(Zone 7a)

Cheer up, Victor. Do a few loads of wash, vacuum and dust, clean the bathrooms, polish the windows and let your wife make dinner. Then you'll be happy.

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

Those chores get done during the week. Hard to do anything with pounding sinuses. My wife does do the weekend cooking.

South China, ME(Zone 5a)

I don't think he wants to do anything that requires bending down with a sinus infection. And I'm positive dusting would make it worse!!
Hope you feel better soon!

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

That's true, Celeste. Thanks!

Greensboro, AL

neti pots are supposed to help sinus infections. Sinus infections are bad news. I once thought I had permanent tinnatus and vertigo. It turned out to be a sinus infection and went away with a few rounds of antibiotics. (after more than a year).

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

I use a neti all the time. This started with allergy season's early arrival. Gave me a full-blown pseudo-cold. Never really went away (three weeks now) and must have developed into an infection. I started antibiotics (reluctantly) yesterday.

How are you, Gloria?

Greensboro, AL

I am getting ready for Spring, Victor! I had a flu that was just fever - no other symptoms- that knocked me for a loop. My little sister came to visit from Michigan. She reminded me that I don't have her energy. I hate to admit that I might be 'losing it'. She is ten years younger than me.

Hope you find a way to deal with that infection.

gloria

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

Thank you. I seriously doubt you're losing it!

Greensboro, AL

Well. Im not running any bases. It is a bit frightening to have been a really tough and healthy person all your life, to have to admit you are not quite so tough and healthy. YAK.

(Arlene) Southold, NY(Zone 7a)

Not running any bases here either, Gloria!

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

Pinch runners?

(Arlene) Southold, NY(Zone 7a)

No pinching allowed.

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

That's how you stay young!

(Arlene) Southold, NY(Zone 7a)

One of my favorite childhood memories is when my dad would chase my mom around the dining room table so he could give her a pinch as we kids cheered him on.

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

That's great!

Yonkers, NY(Zone 5b)

Pinching keeps you BUSHY!

LOL

(Arlene) Southold, NY(Zone 7a)

My body looks bushy enough!

Greensboro, AL

No pinching around here either. My little greyhound gives me a little bite when she gets excited. I suppose that's the dog version of a "pinch". She loves to bite me on the rear when I turn my back. So many little holes on the seat of all of my pants!

Puppy love!

Questa, NM(Zone 5b)

Oh Gloria! That's too funny!

(Arlene) Southold, NY(Zone 7a)

Jack had a dog like that!

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

That is funny!

Greensboro, AL

Its funny to have little teeth holes in the rear of your pants?

Im trying to teach her to respect my rear. (!) She is still a puppy though.

Greensboro, AL

My sister just told me about her adventures riding home on the bus - Tuscaloosa Alabama to Traverse City Michigan.

She met a man waiting at the bus stop at Grand Rapids who had a pekingnese puppy. He saw a man throw the puppy out of the window of his car. He reported the action to the police. He got the puppy. The driver who threw out the puppy got 7 to 10 years in prison.

(Arlene) Southold, NY(Zone 7a)

He deserved life in prison.

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

That's awful. My grandfather would say he deserved six months in the electric chair.

(Arlene) Southold, NY(Zone 7a)

Great line.

The Monadnock Region, NH(Zone 5a)

fully charged line, I hope!!

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

Some extra voltage for good luck?!

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