Scattelogical ramblings and desultory humor - do over?

amy is right...I probably forgot to add that part...either way, I still can't do it !

My 21 year old son just called me to ask how to make whip cream for a banana cream pie he is making. His grilfriend is making dinner, and they are going to stay in and watch the games. It makes me feel good to know how they are spending their evening and that they like to do that. I guess because they are down to earth and good kids.

Kudos to you and your husband, Deb.

Thanks Victor. I can't take credit though, he was an easy child to raise.

Good parents help make 'easy' kids!

Do your boys have your wit?

I think the younger guy will be the wise guy!

The 2 of you together will be a treat!

Thanks.

Debilu, you had me laughing in seconds when I noticed my foot was twirling counter-clockwise. Thanks, I needed a laugh! My dog looked at me kinda strange, though.

I had a self-defense teacher tell me that the woman's center of gravity is around her hips and that men's is in their upper torso. I guess it depends on the guy. And why don't guys with big beer bellies fall over?

JD, I like Garbanzo Beans for their name and when they're as hummus. Occasionally I'll put them in my salad.

I love hummus - no matter where my center of gravity is.

Victor, how do you feel about garbanzo beans?

Love them! One of my favorite sauces uses them.

garbonzo beans are a great diversion.

OK everybody...I need help here: I have a pregnant raccoon living under my bedroom floor. NOW what do I do ?????
I wonder if THEY like garbanzo beans...

First - calculate her center of gravity...

ROFLMAO !!! I just spewed coffee all over my keypad and screen.

I'm not responsible!!

for the pregnant racoon?

Too far for that! Good thing you were not munching on some garbanzos too, Mike.

good one debilu...excellent, in fact !

I'll have to wait and see what the kids look like, and compare them to a shot of Victor...you know, beady eyes, frizzy black hair, brezjnev eyebrows, forked tongue....

Actually it's a Brezhnev tongue.

and an insatiable craving for garbanzo beans.

Oh. My. And you guys are not even snowed in yet!

I have never had those beans I am affraid so I have no idea once again what you folks are talking about on this thread - however I do try to take part when I can. I think I will stay away from the beans.

Victor on on heaven's earth did you do to the pregnant racoon?? LOL

Snowed in? Are we expecting snow? Gee, I haven't checked the weather in a week.

Mike, I feel for ya!!!! Everyone, you're making me laugh so hard. Too much pressure on the bladder!

I was vulnerable...

Hahaha yeah right!!!

Gloria is right...which brings me to my next thought: I just looked up Raccoon Gestation Period...it says 63 days. My neighbor says he's seen many preggo raccoons, and that this one is "due" any day now, judging from her size.

I'll give Victor the benfit of the doubt here...so lets assume the mother is at day 53........53 days ago would have been (approximately) Nov. 18th.....supposedly when V was on a business trip.....hmmmmmmmmmm

I was busy stuffing my turkey...

Oh la la! Poor racoon.

Victor you kill me! Seriously!!

You must crack your wife and kids up constantly!!!

My wife is numb to me. (Well not always.)

Poor turkey!

I think I'll take her in for a 4D ultrasound...that way I can have her overnighted back to New York...to be with the scum skimmer who got her into this fix to begin with...

Oh man!

Now aren't we talking about some kind of species breeding barrier there? Or do you expect them coon babies to be some kind of mules?

There's no sense using logic in this thread Gloria... I'm expecting these pups to look exactly like Victor.

that makes 12 of us !

Ok, I am trying to keep this straight.
victor was stuffing his turkey and the raccon became inpregnated
Victor sent said raccoon to live in JasperDale's bed
Jasper can no longer sleep with the pregnant raccoon
so he is eating garbanzo beans in desperation
Gloria wants to send a mule to carry the raccoon back to Victor
Before the puppies hatch.
Now, Dawn and Sofo.....did I miss anything??