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Big bar or small phone? Gives new meaning to 'How many bars you have?'

Joshua knows I love chocolate, he bought me a 5lb. bar for Christmas, it was good!

Pixie, 5lbs, that is big. I saw a moose in Maine that was at a store called Len Libby Chocolates and it was a full sized moose made out of 1,700 pounds of chocolate. Now that is a moose that I wouldn't mind meeting. I gave my Ddad a stuffed Yogi Bear in the early 60's when that show was on. He thought I had lost my mind, but he kept it always on his nightstand. I wished I had keep it when he died in 1981. He was way smarter than the average dad with a great sense of humor. Miss him. Patti

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Oh if they only made Snicker Bars that big !

Snicker Bears!

Was he also good at gathering picnic baskets?

It's picinic

LOL dave ...Good One !

Ddad would be all over a pic a nick basket if left unattended in true Yogi bear fashion, plus he was a big yankee fan so the real Yogi was a hero. Patti

I like his taste in cartoons & baseball players. Both Yogis are very quotable too!

Why are there two threads? Sorry to be so focussed,,,,,,, I know this isn't the FOCUS thread! Celeste, did you say your 5 lb. Hershey bar was good? xxx, Carrie

3 would be silly - that's why

Good one, Al!

OMG, I am laughing out loud! Startled the cat!

Once again, I have the transitory illusion of beginning to understand, but then I realize it's only that I type too slowly. x, C

Carrie - I almost choked on the gingerbread house walls, I am laughing so hard!

Watch out for the windows!

The basements of gingerbread houses always concerned me.

Milk leaks?

But why do I care so much? The meaning is perfectly clear from the context. It just bugs me. Is it just the over-educated lower classes to which I belong? I love gingerbread - but it doesn't go well with my DD#1's celiac disease. X, C

I'm getting delirious bouncing back and forth between all these threads of Victor's.

I'm getting nauseous.

Somewhat watching SuperNanny that was filmed near here.

No offense, but I think the spelling and grammar obsessions are a bit weird.

I love SuperNanny! After watching just one episode I felt like I was the most competent parent in the world!

Can you believe what people will put up with from their kids?????

Well, in your line of work, you should know, Dave47 :-)

Never saw it. Don't want to be reminded what I have to deal with as a parent - namely other parents!

This one takes place in a town with the stinkiest papermill in WI in it - it has to cause mental problems.

Honestly - once your kids are teens, make them sit down and watch it. If there was ever a deterent to teen pregnancy, it's gotta be SuperNanny!

And, yes, I know you have boys, Victor, (very nice looking boys) - but you don't want them to be teen-dads.

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Supernanny is actually good at what she does. Better than Dr Phil for sure

Does anyone actually watch Dr. Phil - oh, wait, it's my bedtime. Dave47 - you are a night owl - keep up the good work for NE Forum.

It's not eventime for The Daily Show yet!

True - but I catch the Daily show on the early evening reruns.

OK Thank God they return tonight!

You can watch the reruns before the original showing?

I can

Yes, but i have special priviledges - like warping time :-)

Me too then.

You can warp anything!

Below the belt ALERT ALERT!!!! x, C