Some good friends from other forums...

Good one, Victor !

ok, i admit i so don't get it.

Ms. Crowe made a statement that everyone should just use ONE square when they are on the proverbial "throne"...what IS she thinking??? LOL

Her idea for the environment!

I wouldn't want to be anywhere near her immediate environment.

yikes.
i missed that story.
that's crazy!
but i wish we had the dual flush systems here like in some of AU. seems like a great way to conserve water.

Many toilets made for low water consumption just don't finish the job with one flush.

sounds like an ancient water closet proverb

You're right, Anita! Like the old "Confucius Say..." cartoons from a very long time ago, which appeared in either the New York News or the New York Daily Mirror.

I don't remember those cartoons. I must have been illiterate then.

Confucius Say man who run in front of car get tired, man who run behind car get exhausted.

"If you speak the truth you better have one foot in the stirrup!"

the ones in AU are dual flush - they have a "half flush" and a "full flush" depending on what is needed. it saves a lot of water...

i was at Lowe's with Eric a couple of weeks ago, and over the PA we hear a page for someone in "fashion plumbing". Totally cracked us up. The cashier had no idea what was so funny about it.

Fashion plumbing -- ---!

That's what Paris has fixed every day.

'Fashion plumbing'!!!
I would have laughed, too!

Some cashiers just have no sense of humor.

Well the 'sink' is called the 'vanity' also!

Hmmmmm .....
good thought!

paris just needs enough fashion to keep her plumbing covered.
(wait a minute - we are talking about paris hilton, right?)

must we ?

Now and then we do speak of Paris, JD. After all, when all the other stars are old news "...we'll always have Paris".

Exposed plumbing seems to be required with celebrities these days.

...as well as many older ones who need their plumbing updated. (Now Victor...don't even go there! )

Oh JD!!! That's baaadddd!!!

So many possibilities, but one AUP!!

hahahahaha... can't believe you guys!!!!

Paris should do a reality show in which she plants roses... can you imagine if she actually becomes addicted to roses??? gosh I would have to like her!!!

Go easy Kassia. Some who claim they loves roses behave in strange ways. Before you could decide to like her she'd have to show us how she personally tended them for a year to see if they survived or not. We'd also have to have a question and answer session with her.

Would have to be a grammar school level Q & A!

Well, we're not required to keep track of her.

We'll always have New Haven (or Lower Hudson Valley or Southold) just doesn't sound as good.

It seems a number of people can say "we always had Paris"..... or "I loved Paris in the Spring Time"

Paris (Hilton) was engaged to a Paris (I don't recall his last name) so both parties can say they'll "always have Paris" to remember, right?

He once asked her: "Is Paris burning?"

...and she replied ... (waiting for Victor)

“A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.”

~Mae West

she replied: "Duh?"

Fire?
Looking for fire ...
(do not hand me two sticks!)

Sorry - missed my setup! Was busy all day with my son's birthday party. And getting the house in order for it, after having new tile put down in our entry.

Goodness! You were very busy today Victor. I hope the party went well, and that laying the tile didn't take too much out of you.

I didn't do that tile myself, but was doing the clean-up afterward.