Scattelogical ramblings and desultory humor - the Prequel

Back to the pesto.

I still run fast - but I'm on my wife's leash!

Face to the pesto, nice and hot, to catch the heavenly aromas.

Don't scratch your head facing the pesto.

What should be scratched??

Nose not like Steinfiels.

I could use that extra screw Yankee.

Is Victor hiding?

Can't touch that one!

I figured as much.

I meant for my head! Victor, I can vouch for you to your wife that you've been good.

Thanks!

Hmmmm.

(My post was for Harper, not Victor.)

This message was edited Sep 16, 2007 8:04 PM

Which one Pirl?

About Harper vouching for you.

"You've been good".

Well we've been keeping with the theme by being confusing!

Virtual weeding. (An appealing idea.)

Pirl, I only meant in this one, particular instance.

My son says, "2+2=6!"

I told him to stop being a 'pesto' years ago... didn't work.

The new math.

It's the new English that amazes me. So many words that are misspelled - even floppy!

ur rt

I'm with you pirl. I'll stick with the tried and true. Although Greenwich and some of those other British words never make any sense to me. Like, Worchestershire.

The English don't even use English units!

In a message I received today, the writer meant to say "let alone" but wrote "little alone", among at least 50 serious flaws she made with the English language.

Peggy Day. Stole my poor heart away. Love to spend a night with Peggy Day.

There are some I've seen on a few forums on DG that I just could not believe. The person just did not bother after a while. Scary when 'educated' people write so terribly. The PhD's I worked with were awful.

My mother was an English major. Grammar and spelling were very important to her. I've had to relax about it the last few years.

Not Peggy Sue? Were they sisters?

Gee, and I didn't even get my Bachelor's. If I had, it would've been in Fine Art. Read: USELESS!

All education is useful!

But sum is more usefuler then utters.

No Peggy Sue. This is Bob Dylan. DH is playing him while he cooks dinner. We all call him the 'slow cook'. It's 9:15 and dinner isn't done. Wait. I'm making sense. Can't be the Vodka and Tonic I'm having. What's responsible? This is awful!

Never felt an udder before. I'd like to. I'd be udderly thrilled.

Got the newsletter early - we won big over Games.

Games are silly - this is all business here.

Yeah - strictly gardening.

or at least gardeners

Or dargeners.

I try to keep it simple

Now there's a game to keep you sharp.