Scattelogical ramblings and desultory humor - the Prequel

I can't remember the last time I forgot.

Poor Dave - memory's going - he's stealing my lines again.

hook, line, and sinker, Victor

Grams = Ounce = Pound = Kilo? Now I know I am totally crazy getting into the growing things.

Aaaaaarrrrgh! I just (literally two seconds ago) was helping my son figure out metric conversions. I can't get away from it!

My hands are bananas, your hands are bananas, something, something, no more hands. Beware of the milky pirate.

That's new to me. What's it mean?

It's a song, but you're not in the 'in' crowd, so you don't know it. Neener, neener.

Good morning!

Back at 'ya!

Good night. (Remember the thread!)

Not stealing Victor, improving.

Al is very short! But he gives a tall appearance.

who's got the button?

You got the button, they got the button, the button broke.

The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs

Even nicer thing about senility is................???????????????

.......everyone you meet is a new friend.

Victor did you want to say something? I forgot.

Football games are more exciting because every touchdown is like 3 or 4 with the replays.

I'm not senile, who are you?

Cool thread..........it all made good sense to me. Pathetic, huh??

No reruns!!

No returns, either.

No kidding?

No smoking.

No sabe. (Perfect for this thread.)

No mas

No tickee, no shirtee.

No lie!

No fibbing

No way!

No how

Not now

Darn! Sesame Street is almost over.

cookies!!

I'm at work again! Does this ever end?

I'm off

to see the wizard

Got your Red Shoe's on????

I have a new garden buddy....he seems to think that what I leave in the garden is his. Very Clean Rabbit!

Mohawk bunny!

I know..isn't it a cool stripe? He's very symmetrical with his markings also.