Scattelogical ramblings and desultory humor - the Prequel

Tomorrow's yesterday

That is today!

Today - with Tom Brokaw

Yesterday with Dan Rather

What's the frequency?

Kenneth.

Forescore and 13 minutes ago tea is served on the poopdeck

Twas brillig in the slithy toves

I get hairs that grow out of the soles of my feet.

Gardening is like painting.

It's all in the wrist

Too late, too smart.

Oh, what a beautiful morning!!!

I've got sunshine on a cloudy day.....

I've got clouds on a sunny day.

"When it's cold ouside, i've got the month of May"

Somewhere over the rainbow!

Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak....

LOL A lot of them on the news at night.

But this is not a "bright" thread so it's not a problem! he he

I'm making pesto today - hooray!

And what time would that be served?? Can I make it in time????

I love pesto, not DH. I just might make it for myself today.

9:30 am - schickenlady stuffed the 13 lb turkey in the oven.

Amidst much screaming from the turkey?

Should of said - stuffed the Gooble in the oven.......

Not a floopy Gooble, I hope!

floopy goobles and pesto, my favorite!

Pesto is what I call my kids.

I used to have a handle on life.....but it broke off.

I have an extra screw - if anyone lost one . . .

tommyr:

That's a great line ....

I knew a guy with two left eyes.

If it doesn't move - paint it!

caddywumpus
Martha

Hi Martha!

Welcome!!

Don't run with scissors or wolves.

Only with fast women.

You wish!

Only in your dreams .