Scattelogical ramblings and desultory humor - Part III

Post 200 - Boner of the Week. New to canning stuff. Got a receipe from a friend. Made salsa. It said "20 jalapenos" OK

Receipe did not say "DE SEED THE JALAPENOS" Fire breathing dragon salsa.

Anyone DE-CEASED yet??

Depends :-) If you have the noose around your feet or your neck.

CR we don't smoke weeds... they are bad for you!!!! lol!!! Can you imagine if we did???

Good point, Kassia!

Smoke Salmon, not weeds. Salmon are harder to light though.

I like smoked cheese.

acid trip. acid trip.

Kassia...I guess that depends on what type of weed one smokes.
There was a time many years ago when I...uh..............never mind.

balvenie...salmon are hard to put in a bong too.

lol!!!! :)

Gone in a flash, up in smoke! You guys are fuuuuunny!!! :)

sticks and stones

You smoke them too??!!

Hot rocks=clam bake, yummmmm!

I like smoked pork.
Never smoked any weed.
Snorted Jell-o once though.

I tried Jello, but didn't inhale.

LOL!!!

Pirl, yes they have plastic. They also make some that have removable covers so you can take them down and clean.

I'll Dmail you, Jen.

Tiger is in town this week.

'Tony the'??

No the tiger Woods.

are you seeing him!???

No he is at TPC golf course down the road for the Duetche(sp) Bank Tournament. Not big on golf, but football starts in a little over a week. :)

go pats!!!!! gosh I hope they win this year!!!!

Me too. No key injuries this year like the last two seasons. They have a very good shot at if if they can stay healthy.

Go niners!!!

JETS!!

Planes!

Trains!

and automobiles! LOL

Especially Type 1 Volkswagens (dem ol beetals)

The only good beetle there is. All the rest should go for a long walk into a bucket of soapy water!

Auto there is nothing like a spider. Waxy on Waxy off.

Spyder spyder on the wall, watch out for the polkadot gecko in the hall.

Little Miss Muffet didn't like spiders either.

Of course not ! Anyone knows you can't decorate tuffets with spiderwebs.

Ooooo - truffles!!!

Chocolate, the cure for almost anything. :)