Scattelogical ramblings and desultory humor - Part III

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Shall I start pig-Latin?? Oinkum.

sitting here, munching on the last of the Easter candy.

Then it must be September!

September = take down the Christmas tree

December - turn on heater for pool $$$$

Bathing suits! Then new bathing suits will be in the stores soon!

This is a clothing-optional thread. AKA a no-threads thread.

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

the same as one eye watching

homophones
I planted rows rows rows rows of a horribly bad smelling rose now no one knows knows knows knows when the scent will be leaving my nose, but probably No!

aibohphobia

weirdthreadophobia

victorophobia

My wife suffers from that.

I just had the last Godiva truffle from Valentine's Day: wonderful!

What was she wearing ?

A covering of chocolate.

In all the right places.

Victor!!!!!!!!!

Sorry - left places??

Right on!

Victor!!!!!!!

Please - no vowels!

ABCDEFG...won't you sing this song with me.....

Darn . . . I wish I had something clever to say . . . just once!

This is not the clever thread.

oooops, guess I will have to go back to Texas.....where we are all vvvveeerrry clever.

Beaver! No, wait, this isn't the Cleaver thread, is it?

Only the Shadow knows.

Is it Shadowday already??

Lizzie Borden had an ax
gave her parents 40 whacks

could be a cleaver thread!

I have heard Vancouver is beautiful this time of year...

Vancouver and Victoria are stellar from March until mid October. It is basically raining, cloudy, or drizzling from November to February, with December being the month with the most rain (on average 7 inches of rain in Dec.) However, I NEVER saw it rain in Vancouver as hard as I have seen it rain in New England.

Vancouver is zone 8 and Victoria (parts) can be as warm as zone 9. But in term of heat zone - they are quite mild, average July temperatures would be around 72 degrees, though occasionally it will get as high as 85 degrees. I don't ever remember Vancouver getting as high as 90 degrees - and there is no humidity, despite being on the ocean.

I've never been to the Pacific Northwest - and definitely have it on my list of things to see and places to go.

Some food for thought...
-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

97% humidity and a high of 95 degrees. It feels like walking around in soup. Not the kind of day to labor outdoors, but...

I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go.

I'm off to the garden until it gets too muggy or too hot.

We are sooooo goooood!!