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1-800-RAT-TRAP!

I didn't type that(with my 2 typing fingers).
Cut and paste then backspace where needed and fill in what you want.
I missed an "N" in raven-fixed it just now.

I gotta do something all night.

After all I AM at work
.5pm-7:30 am,
I'm woorrrrrkkkkkkkiiiiinnnnnggggggg.........

5PM
Check my container garden.
Walk Shy Ann around.
Go to the computer and read the sites.
Go to the kitchen and get some munchies.
Walk Shy Ann.
Repeat 5 + times.

Sometimes I smoke something all night-fish,chicken,beef,pork,(smoke dry )sweet and or hot peppers,garlic or tomato halves.

I do have a happy freezer-full of smoked goodies.

Smoked Albacore,jerky,peppers, tomato halves,pork,chicken.....

Hmmmmm jerky ya thats the ticket .

That sounds good think I'll pop some in the nuker.
All warm, soft,sticky and chewy.
(ooo sounds dirty)

Shy Ann wants some too.
Better put in a couple pieces.

LOL Smoke - you work at home at night? I'm confused!

KatG - Wow! Cool graphic!!!!!!!! I love the signs and the yorkies in there!!!!!

Gotta run... my dog is sick ... upper respiratory thingy.

I'm an on site(live here in an apartment here) security guard.
I babysit new motorhomes all night.
Me and Shy Ann keep the crack freaks out so they don't steal all the stuff out of the coaches-tv's,satalite receivers,computers etc.

Motorhomes have as much stuff as your house does these days.

There are a lot of people who live in them too.
When their coach is here for service all their stuff is here too.

Some of the coaches here go for $300.000.+ with all the toys in them-sound systems etc.
A lot of actors buy their coaches here too.
Shaq(sp?I don't watch basketball)) baught one here last summer.had superman painted on the side.
A Klingon and a tv crime scene investigator did too-can't remember their names...
Their pics are on the wall of the sales office.

They didn't give me any money or buy me a new boat or smoker for babysitting their stuff so I'm not impressed.

I didn't take one of the autographed pics they left either (should have-mighta made a buck on E Bay selling it).LOL

Burt Renold baught one here several years ago-before I worked here.I put up the wallpaper in it.I was a painter back then.
It was for Lonie(sp?)Anderson to use as a dressing room for a movie set.
I think it was for one of the cannonball run movies-I can't remember,too long ago.

Well now you know why I work so hard making the big bucks.LOL
Haven't been shot at in a few years.Knock on wood.
Gotta check in-time for work.(water my garden and see whats going on tonight).

I'm WWWW OOOOOOOORRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

Woo-hoo,, Smoke is a'workin,,, oops, that was last night. Ya workin tonight too? Sounds like a neat job, plus you don't have to worry about a commute!!!!! I'm not much of a "star-seeker" either, but it's neat that you work at a place they buy their coaches, etc. Ok, so who is Shy Ann... ?? Dog?

Hey KatG - Anymore sightings? Have the watch dogs calmed down some? :-)

My watch dog has been under the weather. Found out he has an upper respiratory infection. $147 later, he's all doped up! Getting better though, thanks goodness. He's a goofy fella, but I love him (rottie/rhodesian ridgeback mix).

No Kell! I'm telling ya...The signs and Bionic Yorkies must have scared them away! hahaha. Things seem to be really good...Even came across a snake out there yesterday. It was a little skinny thing about 7" long, but?????

So sorry about your little Pal...Isn't it sad when they're sick? They just give so much to us. Glad he's on the mend!

Take care...

Kat

PS: Maybe Ann is a lovely shy woman who likes to go on walks and is a Crack Freak serial killer! Hmmmmm.

Shy Ann is my dog.
She was the runt of the litter and when I first got her she would duck everytime someone moved fast around her.(get it-Shy Ann).
She is chocolate Lab,Chow and sharpe-probably other stuff too-heinz 57.
Her mother was a lab (mix?) and father(they think he was the father )was a chow sharpe(sp?)(shar-pay).
Someone found a litter of pups and their dead mother next to the train tracks in Tahachapi 16 years ago.
I wanted a buddy to keep me company.

She is good to me.
She lets me sleep on 1/3rd of her bed.
Lets me fish on her boat.
Lets me go to the park with her for a walk (if I'm real good).
She doesn't think I wash the dishes good enough and pre washes them for me.
She watches my smoker to make sure it's working right and tests out everything that comes out of it .
She makes sure it's safe to eat and the quality is good.
I think she worries that my hands don't get enough excercise though.she allways puts her ears up to them so I can flex my fingers on them.
I think she has stomache problems too.
She is allways laying on her back showing me her tummy.
It seems to make her feel better if I rub it.
She also likes to clean my glasses with her tongue.
I guess she thinks drool and snot are supposed to be good for my glasses.
One of her biggest joys is snooping the grocery bags when I bring something home from the store.
I have to put them on the floor for her to snoop or she acts like she is being punished.
She is getting gray these days but still doesn't know how to walk,she runs everywhere.

She has saved my life a couple times when I first started working here.
Made one guy drop his peashooter and run away.I found the gun in the morning where the guy jumped over the fence to get out.

She loves peant butter and or the carob dog cookies from the $.99 store.
(the biscuit factory brand cookie crunchers.They look and smell like real cookies.)
She is worth every treat I've ever given her and more-but then she'd get too fat and couldn't chase away the bad guys.

She gets cookies after each time we walk our rounds at night.

Well now you know who Shy Ann is.

Sorry no camera to post a picture.

I could send you a bunch of fur she has shed-I have lots of that........
She hangs on to it till I'm done brushing her,then she lets it go all over the place.

RELEASE THE HOUNDS!

Awwww Smokemaster! That was a very nice introduction of Shy Ann! She certainly has someone who loves her!!!!!