Glad you're better Dave

.....or a nurse?

I'll take the nurse - send him the soup.

Here's your nurse Victor!!

YOU can't have the nurse! You're not sick! Maybe if you pretend to be sick we can send a pretend nurse and forget the chicken soup.

Oh no! We cross posted and now it looks like Victor is in big time trouble.

DO NOT ANSWER THE DOORBELL, VICTOR!

He he he...

Ahh jeeez Edith!

I'm not feeling so good....

Since you saw that nurse?

I was afraid that nurse was going to say, "Turn your head and cough!"

A quote you guys know intimately, I'm sure.

Professionals refer to it as DRE.

Depending on who's saying it, it can be downright frightening or 'uplifting'.

Archie Bunker is saying it dressed as a nurse. Now bend over!

Has Dave coughed for the nice doctor recently?

Ah! Such nonsense. It is good to have Al back online.

You're all nuts!

Are you healthy enough to pass judgement??

I have a license to pass that judgement!

True enough! I guess we are all certifiable now :-)

There coming to take me away..ha ha..

No, Anita. They're coming to take Dave away.

Dave - please send forwarding address so we can send get well cards.

Have the nurse make you some soup. Chicken is not the way to go. :-)

Dave, do you really want to get well? then you won't fit in with the rest of the crackpots around here. just slip into your Doug personality, or Julia, and they won't recognize you.

I suggest we all assume at least three different personalities.

Then I want to be Paris Hilton first: I can get 45 days of rest, no cooking, no cleaning.

Loved the Dave Spam!

Spam on the internet is usually bad, but in this case, ROTFLMAO. I suggest, instead of making Hawaiian Spam soup, that we all pack our 3 personalities and meet in Hawaii. we can make a game of guessing who's who 3 times.

That would be such fun. Who would you choose to be, gram?

We'd know Dave - he'd be the one who was sick.

Dave's kinda quiet. Boy, this illness has thrown you for a loop. Hey, where's Al? Dave, did you get Al sick too?

I've always wanted to be Buddha.

well, as a Gemini, I already have 2 personalities - Michaela and Seandor. What shall I do for the third?

Well, why not use your alter-ego for the third?

And what would that alter ego be?

Ah, pirl, that's a tough one. I've always wanted to be able to sing. But I can't think of a singer I would want to be. How about Janice Streisand, Barbra's sister with the voice minus the attitude and personality?

I'll have to think some more about others. how about you, pirl? everybody else?

I think we are one nut short of a party mix in this forum.

Yours. You would know best, Seandor. The exact opposite of who you are.

I've got plenty of nuts here Yankee. C'mon over. Bring your party mix.

Harper

Harper - would you choose to be the real (but alive) Sofonisba for one of your three choices.

Okay, gram - Janice Streisand sounds good.

I'll go for Sarah Brightman for my second choice.

Oh, yeah!!! Sofonisba is brilliant!

I want to be Eva Cassidy and be able to sing Somwhere over the Rainbow like her. She also sang "Autumn Leaves" and " Fields of Gold" but my favorite is "People Get Ready" a very spiritual song she sang after she found out she was dying. Also love "What a Wonderful World" a Louie Armstrong song.
If you never heard of her it's because she died in her early 30's due to cancer. I never heard about her until after she died, so sad as she had an amazing voice. Here's the link to listen to her if you'd like:

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=eva+cassidy

Just pick one of the videos of the song you'd like to hear.

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Janice Joplin. Mercedes Benz. I used to sing along with her back in the days. Record - not with her. If it was something other than a singer it would be Minnesota Fats.

I could be Artemesia Gentileschi for my second personality. Ooo, and I wanna sing like Karen Carpenter.