Slump Down In Your Chair & Tell Me All About It.....

Those would definatly stop traffic!

I have never seen anything like that in gardens around here, but then there aren't many fanatics around either. I can spot them at the farmers market when selling plants. They have checkbook with no cover, except mud. Usually some very old muddy shoes, unkempt hair, old pants(haven't noticed any limegreen yet), & #1 thing, no kids tagging along.
I step right up & talk to them, it's amazing how much money they will spend with very little encouragement. Tell them it's a new plant or how nice it would look, blah-blah.
I personnaly think your specis should be preserved & multiply.
So don't call it an addiction, but a blessing.
Just a thought or two from an old plant grower!
Bernie

Twyla,

Bless your heart.... we're gonna have ta start calling you Lucy, as in Lucille Ball cause everything always happened to her. What you posted reminded me of the time she was in a cast from head to toe and had her arm sticking out sideways.

Jessica (Twylia's GD), keep her out of trouble the rest of the weekend!!!

Judy

You didn't show the world your bloomers, did you???

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Bernie,

Wouldn't you love to see a van load of us stop at your greenhouse!!! BUT I bet you would make more money on eBay selling those Bloomers. lol lol lol

i'm big at top not just all over big not the main attractions.. and small bottoms....i wear everything loose.. well being from Minnesota i do see some characters at sales up there.... sale barns, auctions... there is some real fanatics in Minne... Clothes Fetish hm thats a good one ---- none guess oh tops maybe t shirts.... but bout wore out wear for 4 or 5 yrs..yeah is love animals on them flowers sayings.... once woman told another i was a real B---h... so i wore t shirt next time that said Someone has to be the B---h...!!!! sorry telling tales of my quite boring life..blessings all..

whatcha think? and yes, i do have the matching set of both, lol

ROTFLOL MSJen, MSJen!!!! At first I couldn't figure out what in the world it was a picture of... then I turned my head sideways and low and behold, feet!!!!

hard on the eyes, eh? lmao

Don't feel bad Twila! When I was a kid my folks called me Calamity Jan! Now my boss deos, too! And here's part of the reason why:

Tuesday night I was having bad stomach cramps, and rather than running up and down the stairs every time I thought I might have to go to the bathroom, I decided to curl up on the couch. Since it was the middle of the night, I didn't bother to pull out the glass coffee table. I fell back into a deep sleep, and when another spasm hit, I jumped up to use the bathroom. I hit into the glass coffee tabletop causing it to tilt. I was still off balance, but I tried to grab it before it fell onto the side of the stone fireplace. Doing so I knocked over a chair which knocked over the fireplace equipment and bashed my knee into the sharp corner of the fireplace. That caused me to fall over, landing on the fireplace tools. What a mess! The whole thing probably took a mere moment, but it seemed to take forever... O0UCH!!! I have a severely bruised shin bone - swollen like an over stuffed pork sausage from about 2 inch below the knee down to my sprained ankle!...which looks like a red and purple football! Geesh - I seem to be on a real roll! LOL - if only I'd rolled!

Sequee - a positive note here, MSJen paid to have legs that looked like that!!!

(So sorry both you and Twyla must be in a great deal of pain!!)

MSJen, were do you wear such socks??? And with what?? You can tell I'm a backwoods country gal!!!

Judy

MSJen you wrote: Was telling the girls at work friday that i needed to start getting rid of my hoochie stuff, lol.

Do I dare ask about this word "hoochie"????

(Remember I live in an isolated, or should that be insulated, world. No TV, movies, newspapers ..... once in a while I listen to Public Radio or an Old Time Rock N' Roll radio station.)

Judy, where would i wear them? anywhere, lol...usually the only time i wear socks is when at work. but right now i'm off the the horse show, have on the blue ones, birkentstocks, levis and a t-shirt, lol. Only have the socks on cuz i dont want the red clay between my toes.
at any given time i have 2 or 3 pairs of shoes in my car, somewhere near the drivers seat because i cant stand shoes or clothes....the second i get in, the shoes come off, lol. been known to be unbuttoning my shirt while unlocking the front door.
hoochie, as defined by websters:
A derogatory term (noun) used to describe a female who dresses scantily or in a revealing fashion; in other words, she may dress like a wh**e or a prostitute. (no that word is not whale, white, whole,

whoa there i would never wear socks like that actually i'm always always barefooted!!! THE BUTTERFLIES ARE PRETTY BUT SOCKS I COULD NOT EVER HAVE NERVE TO WEAR THEM.. ALWAYS BLACK OR NAVY BLUE KNIT PANTS DARK TOPS SOME COLORFUL ?/ THINK? grey t shirts.. or black or navy blue.. I LIVED VERY SHELTER LIFE TO.. BUT tV. I GOT TO HAVE TV, I HAVE IT ON FOR company half time don't hear its on... sorry hit caps did not notice...Judy i'm a small small town farm girl ..... i think i will buy me one young outfit maybe .. well not young but like capris... .. i wish i could get back into my jeans those i love thats it jeans... fetish for Jeans .... no fetish to loose weight.. ah well.. i just ate 2 coneys Jessica fixed for super than i ate sweets .... i'm weak...... take care all..... blessings.. eat a maple bar for me, or rasb. bismark or cinna. roll....

ROTFLOL in regard to MSJen's explanation, very well thought out.

MSJen - You are a girl after my own heart - gotta have a shoe wardrobe in the car - ya jes neva know!

Clamity, after the coffee table - fireplace fiasco, were the stomach pains still a probelm. Inquiring minds want to know.
Love the socks, I think they would work in the book about Slim Jim Tucker!

LOL LOL! False alarm, and YES - this was the great cure all! More effective than Pepto Bismol; but perhaps a tad more painful!

You guys never cease to crack me up!

I love lurking through this thread, some good laughs!... but it "timed out" on me twice tonight on dial-up because it's gotten so long.

well i will tell the rest then that msJen told to i do not keep shoes on i drive none put on go in store out in van off shoes.. hate to wear shoes, clothes to don't know why? no one in my family is like me in any way.. SEQUEE so sorry you got hurt...take care.. rest .. blessings.. Twyla

msJen, I love those socks, especially the butterfly ones. Please tell wherre did you find 'em? Here's my giggle contribution for tonite. My friend sent me this today:

LOL had to add this...bound to make a smile lol...this is such a fun thread :-)

and another lol...

lol more

doggie stretched out lol

Trump dog....YOU'RE FIRED...lolol

Smile!!!

Doggie carrier lol

hehehe poor baby!

takin' a nap in the fridge...hehe

Smile REAL big for the Camera

taking a trip

Have a wonderful day!!!! Just smile and be happy!

Jen, I can't believe I did this this morning, but I was pulling weeds still in my sleepshirt. Went out to look at something for a second and got sidetracked. I live on a major highway, but kinda partially blocked with azaleas/trees near road. I finally told myself I had to go get dressed before someone showed up in my yard. I don't usually go out like that. But I do have some jeans with a hole on the backside that I usually forget and wear all over town, sometimes the shirt may cover it. And yes, I admit to being just as plant crazy as the rest of you. It never ends. I think DH has finally given up.

Blooms,
I got them at the local tack/feed store here. I know they are also in one of my equine catalogs, I"ll look in the morning (durn, its morning again, lol) and let you know which one.
Nite all

geez, what 'amatter? everyone waiting for me to wake up this morning and say g'morn or something, lol

I got into the Contractor's truck on Friday afternoon to go to Home Depot for yet another batch of dirt for the raised bed. As I got in, I realized I'd been working all morning in my jammy bottoms! I was like, Hey, Loren - weren't you even going to mention this? He mumbled something about eccentricities - cute - who'd know - whatever... Oy...

And I left without buying one plant!!!

think the hospital woudl mind too much if i showed up in my "Twister" sleep pants, lol.
They are the cutest thing with yellow blue, green, and red circles, with hands in some, feet in others......loud, but cute, lol.
judy, are you going to start a 2nd thread? this has just been so much fun, and lately seems to be the things thats kept me laughing.
brugaddict, are those all dogs yours? some of them were just too cute for there own good. my favorite was, well actually i had 2, the one that looked like he had a daisy on his head and the one with the big smile

As most fun thread do, this one got too long so must be started anew, so please come join us here:

http://davesgarden.com/forums/t/510186/

Judy

I think MSJen and I left everyone behind when we started Part 2. See the new thread above and come on over.....

Judy

Love and Prayers to you Julie...

Hap

Hap, I don't think Julie watches this thread... but she'll get your love & prayers anyway!