Coming soon: Davex Garden Box

Being totally DUUH about computers I just fell in line and went along with the program, thinking "Well, at least he made provisions for feeding the cat!"

I feel a little embarrassed to be so fooled by a man that wears a big red plant on his head! LOL
Pati

Pati .. the term, for such .. has long been 'tom foolery' ...

Seems we may need to opt to give rise to a new term: 'dave foolery', 'ey ? .. (lol)

- Magpye

Well, if I can't access DG from work with this new DG, then I'll just have to quit my job. Please send me two. If you are going to make this so it will work from the power plug in my car, then I want one of those too.

If only we could hybridize a current with an electric fern http://davesgarden.com/pf/go/68864/index.html ...Just imagine the possibilities! ;)

Dave, you think the Davex Garden Box could include a portable GPS module which would direct members to high-rated GWD businesses?

Gosh Terry, I was thinking the Davex system would not work with the WINDOWS network I have here. Dave, are there plans for a Davex networking system solution as well?

You RAT!!!!! : )

Good one, Dave! I have been waiting since last night to see what you would come up with!

As Daves is almost the only site I access on the web any way then I think I'd like going straight to DG. Count me in.

And as to the mountains, they've been there for days and I love em, I can almost see a hiking trail up that first draw from the left. ~Blooms

Mountains???????? LOLOLOLOL
Pati

Check is in the mail.

....but where is Dave??

Very funny, gee its great to be with a bunch of crazies... !!! I needed a good laugh today, thanks



Viv

Right here, chuckling at the fun thread. :) Good times. :)

April Fools!

There aren't too many things that make me belly laugh with tears. This one did. Good one Dave...

I have enjoyed every minute of it since that first post appeared. That was a lot of fun.

Are all the past April fools jokes by Dave somewhere on this forum? It would be fun to read through them again.

I kept thinking last night wondering if Dave would do one this year. He skips years from time to time to throw us off. But I always look forward to them. Dave this one is just as good as always.

Let's see......

April 1, 2001: http://davesgarden.com/forums/t/22926.html
April 1, 2002: http://davesgarden.com/forums/t/218647/

Anybody know where the others are?

What about becoming a Davex Certified Partner? Will you be offering special classes and certifications?

Ummm...is that $399.00 the new annual fee? Not that it matters...you know I'm in.

Evening Terry - I found those two also and gave up trying to find last year's....remember when DG was buying GW or was GW buying DG. Seems to have gone poof. Or is my memory not serving me correctly?

Hmmmm. I couldn't find it either. It might be that Dave thought better of it, especially in light of the current events "over there".....?

I remember that one too, Candy.

Here is last year's........April 1, 2004

http://davesgarden.com/forums/t/22926/

That's 2001 that someone bumped! Now if that isn't confusing! LOL

Ooops.....right you are!

So *NOW* I understand where the BigSensor keyboard came from... lol

Here's 2002

http://davesgarden.com/forums/t/218647/

I am on a limited income and I know that applies to many others on this site. In order for us to afford Davex boxes I think we are going to need some major corporate sponsors for the Angel Fund. Perhaps we could start with Bill Gates?

*snickers*

I must confess something. I'm so computer challanged that I didn't know it was a joke. I was getting pretty ticked, thinking my windows wasn't good enough, until the post about April Fools. lol

Well, Windows probably isn't good enough, but I'm not switching, either, Jennifer! LOL

Helllllp! My ribs are hurting from laughing so much. Wonderful April Fool's joke, Dave. Dotti

Davex...my husband will be looking to buy stock in that! Good one, Dave.

Dave, I was hoping that you could bring a few of the Davex boxes to the Central Texas Roundup so that those of us who are attending can be among the first to use them. Then, we could help spread the word about how wonderful they are. For each purchase that mentions one of our names as being the person who promoted the Davex box to the buyer, we would receive a kick back of 10% of the selling price. I think that this would be a win-win situation for all of those involved. My husband has about 20 old monitors I would love to remove from my garage. I could offer them for free to the first 20 people who list my name as the referring agent. Instead of Tupperware parties, we could host Davex parties with free seeds or plants to those that attend. We could have promotional booths at Home Garden shows and make presentations at Master Gardener meetings. Would it be possible to also devise a means by which a money machine could be attached to the boxes? That way by April 1st, 2007, we could become franchising agents. We could set them up at airports, convenience stores, libraries, etc. where people would have to insert money to use them for a certain period of time ... you know how DGers hate to be without access to Dave's Garden. Wow, the possibilties ...
Great April Fool's joke, Dave! :o)

That was fun!

Cheers,
Carol

I would be interested in the Iowa franchise!!!! You had me going for a minute!! Thanks for the laugh!
Jeanette

Here's the one from 2004.

http://davesgarden.com/forums/t/423944

It was sutffed into a deleted queue. I probably put it away since it was a bit over the edge. :)

dave