Things that make you go "hmmmm" or Say what???!!!! Pt 3

I dont belive in god but I have my hands out BEGGING - Find mistakes let me know as it will go off tomorrow.

07/5/2012
Beth Daniels, Energy Services Director
Southwestern Community Services
PO Box 603
Keene, NH 03431

Dear Beth,

Enclosed is a copy of my resume, which exhibits my extensive experience with the Claremont NH receptionist duties, especially in Emergency Management (FEMA). I believe my hands-on experience of assisting people makes me a particularly strong candidate for this position in your firm.

You will also see from my resume that I have worked with people on many levels. I am enthusiastic and very positive. I feel qualified to apply for this job.

It would be a pleasure to meet with you to discuss this position and my qualifications in more detail. Please feel free to call me at the my home phone number to arrange such a meeting.

Thank you for your consideration,

Sincerely,


Sherrie

Sherrie, good letter...just need a comma between Claremont and NH......hoping you get the job!

Sending good wishes for the job your way Sherrie!

Do you know her personally? I would address it Ms Daniels not Beth

No I do not know her. Send it to Beth Daniels. So should I put Ms?

Unless you know for sure she's a Miss or Mrs I'd do Ms.

Good Sherrie, a typo
call me at the my home phone

arghhh - sent it through email. Dang Dang Dang. Oh well I am human.

Auto Reply, She will answer all phone calls and reply to all emails Monday July 9th.

Toes and Finger Crossed to the point they are going into cramps :-)

Good luck!

Thanks everyone! I have been looking for a job - what? at least 2 years. I only apply for what I know I can do. I aint flipping no burgers!

You no doubt have heard this week about the verification of the 'God particle' by physicists. I am really surprised that atheists have yet to sue to force them to stop calling it that.

Seen in a supemarket
Heinz Brand

Spotted Dick
Sponge Pudding

What the heck is that??

Sounds like an STD.

Exactly

Spotted Dick is an English dessert...I read a lot of English mysteries!

Robin- what is it? Pudding?

i believe it is....the 'spots' are raisins or currents.....

Oh, I figured tapioca.

I will be out of the office from Friday, June 29th through Friday, July 6th.

I will be returning all calls and e-mails when I return on Monday, July 9th. For more immediate assistance, please feel free to contact Robyn Lyons or another member of the Energy Services team.

Tick Tock, Tick Tock here it is Monday 4:04 PM and I have not got an email back - I WANT THIS JOB. I could yell louder by making the text bold but I wont :-)

Oh, Sherrie...sometimes they take forever to make a decision......

Good luck Sherrie, it will be tomorrow I hope!

remember the friend I mentioned that had gastric bypass, she's down 80lbs but what's she eating tonight? Sugar free Oreos...yeah those are really good for you

80 lbs is bad!

I think Jen means she's lost 80lbs....not weighs 80! LOL

LOL...oops...I see that now!

Hello Sherrie,

I wanted to take this time to thank you for your application for the temporary, full-time receptionist position with Southwestern Community Services, Inc. I appreciate your interest in the agency.

Due to the high volume of applications, I am unable to offer you an interview at this time but will keep your resume on file. Thank you again for your application and I wish you the best with all future endeavors.

Thank you,
Beth

Sorry, Sherrie.

I should email her back and say - I will now go and apply for fuel assistance! GRRRRRRRRRR

At least she got back to you....many places don't....hang in there!

Sorry

That stinks Sherrie.

Well there is not many jobs where I live. I guess my next attempt is going to go to home care. I have a friend that goes to an older ladies house everyday and is going to put my name in the pool or whatever. Not many hours, taking care of older people that needs some help. You know the ones that forget or what ever.

At this point I need a job. Put a sign over my head, dress up and head to Boston? Oh did I say the sign will say Antique? I am Kidding!

Sorry, Sherrie. But like RD said, glad she got back to you and didn't leave you hanging. Good luck!

Sherrie - how are the cup and saucer sales going?

cups & saucers. I have some top quality. I cant do a freaking garden and ebay 100%. Hubby dont understand when I do ebay I have to be focused.

at my age I cant do both and give and receive.

You're right, Sherrie....my DH expected me to juggle many things...he said his job was to be the boss....yeah, right!

Hilarious scene while we are enjoying our gelato in Grand Central today. This old guy with really long gray hair was dozing off and leaning WAY over sideways from his chair and would just catch himself and get vertical, only to start over again. Never fell!

get a video?

No, unfortunately.

3 nightmares last night, all involved animals.

1st - I invented a hairy mouse like thing that had pourpine quills. It would kill you and they multiplied - FAST
2nd - was smuggling a black cat in a luggage piece. I thouched the canvans and the cat ripped threw it. Clawed and bit me.
3rd - Mr G. was chasing a tractor trailer truck, trying to bite the front wheel. Next I know he was standing up, on the running board looking at the driver. The driver took a hammer and hit him on the head and killed him. I came unglued and woke up.

When you thought you saw it all, How would you like this light? I can see what kind of day this will be.