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Oh, those are priceless!

Hilarious!!!

Recently, my younger one asked at dinner, completely out of the blue, "If I marry a Black woman, will our children be tan?" ^_^After cracking up, I told hom to just look at his cousins! My SIL is Black.

Amazing the different shades of people there are. I think if we were all lined up side by side there wouldn't be any duplicates.

Unless they're identical twins...LOL


MEDICARE COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.'

'Mrs. Sanders, please.'

'Speaking.'

'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good.'

'What do you mean?' Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

'Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV (aids). We can't tell which is which.'

'That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?' questioned Mrs. Sanders

'Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time .'

'Well, what am I supposed to do now?'

'The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.

I thought of that, Jen heehee

Good one....

Hee hee he!

Trying to post a cartoon and it doesn't post!!

Trying again.

Finally!

Another.

Very cute!

Good ones!!

cute jokes from victor - he must be getting soft............:)

My nephew posted this on fb with explantion..now I can understand my wife(she was born in Hong Kong)

Learn Chinese in 5mins(make sure you read it out loud)


That's not right...Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?...Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me ASAP...Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man...Dum Gai

Small Horse...Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?...Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here...Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone...No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao?

Staying out of sight...Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu

Glad he said his wife is Chinese!

Cute!

Victor, thought you might like this one.......

Nice!

An expert has predicted computers will eventually replace paper altogether...he has obviously never tried to wipe his backside with a laptop!!

Bidets are going to replace TP.....

I wold love one!!!

Wipes? or drip dry?

I guess wipes.. never thought about it

Blow dryer.

Well, since we seem to have migrated to the bathroom, I thought you might be interested in the latest in European loo design for music lovers:

ughhh - a toilet is bad enough to clean. I cant see myself wipind down all those tubes!

What do the ladies get?

I totally agree Sherrie!!!!!.. no way!!!!!

Robin - the ladies get to clean them! ^_^

Oh, yeah...of course!

Some folks see the yellow dots moving some don't. If I look to the right I dont. Look to the left and some do. Look in the middle they all move.

freaky!!!

weird

nothing movin here

Randy said nothing happened either

Nope...no moving ones here.....

Yes - they only move AS my eyes are moving. Once I settle on one spot to look at, it stops.

That's what happened to me...only moved for a split second.

I read this one in a western mystery novel. It sounded vaguely familiar, so I hope it wasn't quoted before in this thread:

A woman driving through an reservation saw an old Indian woman walking along the road and offered her a ride. Climbing in, she had to move a wrapped paper bag, and the driver apologized, and said it was a bottle of wine she had gotten for her husband. The Indian woman was silent for a moment, then commented, "Good trade."

Funny!