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If your birthday is on 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th or 10th of November, then the chances are, that you were a Valentines gift from your parents. :-)

Wife is Nov 10.

Not a sentimental person here as most of you know. For my one and only for life. A chocolate cake for Jim. Now with the red stinking heart and yellow arrow. These sprinkles I have had for 20 years unopened. This is as WACKY as its ever going to get - Trust Me! What in the Hell was I thinking? Never again. Period, Poof, Done!

my son is the 12th

cute Sherrie, looks yummy!

Looks yum, Sherrie!

Confession, Jen??

I just thought of that yesterday while filling out forms for his prescription, then my friend posted that info on fb...made me laugh

my DD is the 14th. her due date was the 10th.

Sherrie, Jim will be one happy guy.....you did good!

That looks yummy!!

Mmm, does look good. I made white chocolate raspberry cookies for VD.

Is it a cure?? ^_^

Victor!

LOL

This is cute.

That is cute!

LOL

Funny, I just saw an old man at the Scouts dinner last week with jeans up to his chest!

LOL!

(copy and paste hence the caps)

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD? WELL......I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY SECONDARY SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GREY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS FAR TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK SECONDARY SCHOOL ..

'YES, YES I DID. I'M A MORGANNER! 'HE BEAMED WITH PRIDE.

'WHEN DID YOU LEAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?' I ASKED

HE ANSWERED, IN 1965. WHY DO YOU ASK?

'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN THE UGLY,
OLD, BALD, WRINKLED, FAT ARSED, GREY HAIRED, DECREPIT, #@$!@%& ASKED...
'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?'

Hee hee he!!!

Good one!


> There was a knock on the door this past Saturday
> morning.
>
> I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said:
>
> "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."
>
> So I said "Come in and sit down."
>
> I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and
> asked "What do you want to talk about?"
>
> He said, "Beats the sh** out of me!
> Nobody ever let me in before."

Like that one!

Both are very funny!

Yeah, the teacher one hit home!

One for today.

LOL! So true!!!

Good one!

Today, the grandies were home from school. DDIL posted on Facebook

Random things heard about the house this morning

Maggie the 4 yr old : MOM (blood-curdling scream). Luke stole the toilet paper from my time capsule.


I about wet my pants from laughing so hard.

Oh, aren't they great at that age?

Yes, indeedy they are!

LOL, thats is cute!!

lol!

oh I know someone who needs that sign!!!

one of a bunch sent to me by my sister......

Cute.

http://www.wimp.com/tvcommercial/

Like this one too.

http://www.wimp.com/brainsurgeon/

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Many beach houses are made of sand it seems. Lol

Love that commercial!!

Very funny....

I need a good laugh today, thank you!!

Another.

http://www.wimp.com/glassesad/