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Oh, good one.....

Cute.

http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/2012/02/what-if-male-superheroes-costumes-were-designed-like-female-superheroes-costumes#page/1

Like this too.

hehe

hee hee

When Love Fades ...


Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV
when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen.


"What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken , Beef or Lamb ?"


I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."


She replied "You're having soup, idiot. I was talking to the cat."

I am part Irish, so I can post this. ^_^




At an Irish wedding reception the D.J. yelled...



"Would all married men please stand next to the one person

who has made your life worth living?"



The bartender was almost crushed to death.

Thanks....needed a laugh!

Haha

Here is one I can post safely - i think..........

This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May Day:

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is the tower. I have received your message and I will talk you through it.

I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just relax.Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."

"O.K." says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me: Our Father, Who art in Heaven. . . .."

hahahahahaha

Ditto

I live in NJ so I can post this....

Living in New Jersey


Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him.


The new guy was a wreck...pale, hands shaking and moaning in fear.


"Hey, what's the matter?" Jack asked.


"Oh man. I've been transferred to New Jersey," the other guy answered.
"There's crazy people in New Jersey. They have shootings, gangs,
race riots, drugs, the highest crime rate...."


"Hold on," Jack interrupted. "I've lived in New Jersey all my life.
It is not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind
your own business, enroll your kids in a good school and it's as safe as
anywhere in the world."


The other passenger relaxed and stopped shaking for a moment and said,
"Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death. But if you live there
and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. So, what do you do for a living?"


"Me?" said Jack. "I'm a tail gunner on a Coca-Cola truck in Camden."

Oh, both cute ones! My sister sent me this.....

ROTFL

like that Jen

How true is this?

nice!!!

I sent the e mail to my son, but I just typed it out, and he read it and thought what is she talking about, and that's when he got it.

I sent it to my mom.. she didn't get it.. LOL.. told her to ask my niece to explain it.. hehe

Hee hee!

Seeing the freeze dried schnauzer on another thread reminded me of this story. A woman had a mini schnauzer that kept getting ear infections because of all the hair growing in its ears. So she decided to buy a hair remover. She found several kinds & asked the druggist which was best.....he pointed to a box & said that was the best for facial hair removal, and asked her if it was for her face.....No, my schnauzer, she said. Well, he said, use it half strength & stay off your bike for a few days.

ROTFLOL!!

Hee hee!!

LOL!

marilyn!

An old fave.

No wonder I hate math!

Saw this on facebook and laughed my butt off!


This message was edited Mar 8, 2012 8:34 AM

Hahaha. How true!!!

That's true for a lot of folks!

Busted!!! ;)

Hahahaha

Love it!

Hysterical. Hope they show him when he's older!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=125_1331955219

Oh that poor kid! LOL

Oh, no! Poor little guy!

Hubby showed me that last summer just before I had my teeth pulled. Said he was going to get a camcorder and record me.


From my niece who's Grandson was just diagnosed with cancer. She has such a good sense of humor and continues to put out positive vibes for her family, she's a very strong women. She also makes me laugh no matter what.

Bless her heart! That is very funny. Having a sense of humor is healthy I think.

She will certainly need strength to get through this......