Funnies

Very true!

http://gizmodo.com/5897727/why-online-reviews-make-shopping-impossible

Cute.....I never read online reviews...maybe I should?

Red meat is not bad for you...

Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

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Weird, both my posts from last week disappeared....

the other one...hope it takes this time!

Jen, Justin had to take this medicine once that made him swell up from 25lbs to 52 pounds in about 8 weeks...he looked like a Sumo Wrestler. We bought him a shirt and it said " I'M NOT FAT, I'M JUST FLUFFY."

Oh good. I'm fluffy.

Yep, me, too!

I am in the fluffy club too!!!

How about the fluffy club, and the having children club?

Oh, yeah, that too!!

This if for Celeste..........

Copper Wire Discovered


After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year outside of New York City, New York scientists found traces of copper cable dating back 100 years. They came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a Los Angeles, California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet somewhere just outside Oceanside.

Shortly after, a story in the LA Times read: "California archaeologists report a finding of 200 year old copper cable, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers."




One week later, the Bangor Daily News in Bangor, Maine reported the following:
After digging down about 30 feet deep in his pasture near the community of Bucksport, ME, Bubba, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Maine had already gone wireless".




Just makes a person proud to be from Maine.

ain't this the truth?

Both are great!

Love this.

Too true!

I second that!

eh, I don't believe it for a minute

more like

cat diary

sleep, sleep, sleep, stretch, eat, go poop in a box, sleep

Have you ever had one??

If thats ALL Romeo did i'd be a bit more at ease. When he's awake i'm constantly wondering what the little devil is into. At 10 years old he still escapes out of the first window he finds open. If you think a screen will stop him....think again!! Every clean blanket he thinks is his, every spider plant in the house he has sampled at least 10 times. Do not drop an earring or ring on the floor, it becomes his new "play toy". Same thing with empty boxes and grocery bags.
Now for personality, Romeo will bend his head down for you to kiss him on the head, he will stretch up onto your leg, to be picked up. Once picked up and propped on to your shoulder he will literally lean his head into the side of my face and rub for love and kisses. He then starts to purr at his happiness......sometimes if you scratch him under the chin just right, he'll lean into your hand and almost fall over. You even get a slight drool before he realizes what he's doing and regains his dignity and composer. :)
He likes to go out side with the dogs in the pen. I really don't think he knows he's a cat.....thinks he's just a very small dog. ^_^ Anyways, if you don't let him out when he wants to go, he will sit under the table and growl at you....he's even swatted at my ankles once or twice. No claws....just a tap to let you know he's not happy. Cats are a lot more than sleeping, pooping machines, they are quite amazing independent creatures.

Our half Maine coon, Pip, was very dog-like.....not a hunter...a cricket jumped near him & he ran & hid!

when I was little my family had 2
my bro has one and my sil has 2...but that is basically their diary, most inactive cats I've ever seen...well until my bro lets his out to do his daily hunting(rabbits, mice, etc...lovely headless creatures deposited on the front porch....ewwwww)

My sons cat plays fetch

Mine when I was a kid did as well He was a spectacular athlete.

I had a cat when I was 17 that played hide-N-seek with me. He also slide down a banister on his butt and landed at the bottom in a bean bag. He was an amazing companion.

Just noticed the grandies were in Mr. Tree and he has had a makeover

Hee hee he!!

from my friend on fb
Sometimes I look at people and wonder how they managed to make it out of the birth canal.

Lol

From my niece on FB.....

Cute.

love it

It's all relative...

Text shorthand for seniors.

Hmmm....some I know already!

Cute!

LOL! Like that!!

Since baby Adam has started this long fight, my niece (his Grammie) has found some interesting things to keep us laughing....after all laughter IS the best medicine. Today I noticed someone had posted it on facebook so I thought I'd share.

No More Girls Night Out!
Two wives go out for girls night out. Both got drunk so they started walking home but had to pee on the way. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. One used her panties, the other grabbed a wreath off a grave. The next morning one husband called the other and said "No more girls night out! My wife came back with no panties!!" The other husband said "You think thats bad? Mine came back with a card in her crack that read 'from all of us at the Fire Station...we'll never forget you!

lol!

Garden
snakes can be dangerous

I didn't think twice
about this tiny fellow on my baby boxwood until I got this
letter:

GARDEN
SNAKES CAN BE DANGEROUS...

Snakes also known as Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. Here's why.

A couple in Nantucket, had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible
freeze.

It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of the plants. When it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa.

She let out a very loud scream.

The husband (who was taking a shower) ran out into the living room naked to see what the problem was. She told him there was a snake under the
sofa.

He got down on the floor on his hands and knees to look for it. About that time the family dog came and cold-nosed him on the behind. He thought the snake had bitten him, so he screamed and fell over on the floor.

His wife thought he had had a heart attack, so she covered him up, told him to lie still and called an ambulance.

The attendants rushed in, would not listen to his protests, loaded him on the stretcher, and started carrying him out. About that time, the snake came out from under the sofa and the Emergency Medical Technician saw it and dropped his end of the stretcher. That's when the man broke his leg and why he is still in the hospital.

The wife still had the problem of the snake in the house, so she called on a neighbor who volunteered to capture the snake. He armed himself with a rolled-up newspaper and began poking under the couch.Soon he decided it was gone and told the woman, who sat down on the sofa in relief.

But while relaxing, her hand dangled in between the cushions, where she felt the snake wriggling around. She screamed and fainted, the snake rushed back under the sofa.

The neighbor man, seeing her lying there passed out, tried to use CPR to revive her.The neighbor's wife, who had just returned from shopping at the grocery store, saw her husband's mouth on the woman's mouth and slammed her husband in the back of the head with a bag of canned goods, knocking
him out and cutting his scalp to a point where it needed stitches.

The noise woke the woman from her dead faint and she saw her neighbor lying on the floor with his wife bending over him, so she assumed that the
snake had bitten him. She went to the kitchen and got a small bottle of whiskey, and began pouring it down the man's throat.

By now, the police had arrived.

Breathe here...

They saw the unconscious man, smelled the whiskey, and assumed that a drunken fight had occurred. They were about to arrest them all, when the women tried to explain how it all happened over a little garden snake!

The police called an ambulance, which took away the neighbor and his sobbing wife.

Now, the little snake again crawled out from under the sofa and one of the policemen drew his gun and fired at it. He missed the snake and hit the leg of
the end table. The table fell over, the lamp on it shattered and, as the bulb broke, it started a fire in the drapes.

The other policeman tried to beat out the flames, and fell through the window into the yard on top of the family dog who, startled, jumped out and
raced into the street, where an oncoming car swerved to avoid it and smashed into the parked police car.

Meanwhile, neighbors saw the burning drapes and called in the fire department. The firemen had started raising the fire ladder when they were halfway down the street. The rising ladder tore out the overhead wires, put out the power, and disconnected the telephones in a ten-square city block area (but they did get the house fire out).

Time passed!

Both men were discharged from the hospital, the house was repaired, the dog came home, the police acquired a new car and all was right with their world.

A while later they were watching TV and the weatherman announced a cold snap for that night. The wife asked her husband if he thought they should
bring in their plants for the night.

And that's when he shot her.