Funnies

Starting a new thread idea. Use this thread to share funny stuff - videos, cartoons, animations, jokes, etc. Please be CLEAN, non-political and non-offensive.

Here is a cute one.

Good idea for a thread.

That one is cute!

Cute!

I have a feeling there will be a major marketing push for parties, etc., as we get closer to Dec 21st.

I like that one!

lol! I've seen that one, still makes me laugh.

Like this one.

Ain't that the sad truth!!

Very true!

The future.

Since it's Super Bowl Sunday, one of the best in recent years...

http://www.spike.com/video-clips/gmfcxg/reebok-terry-tate-office-linebacker

my mom fits that photo.. 70 and still plays with my nephew on his video games.. ever since the atari she has always played with us .. and now even on her phone

I played up until about 5 years ago....actually I still use my GameBoy to play Jeopardy. ^_^

Glad no one in my house is really into video games....we have Wii but kids only play it every once in awhile

I like brain type games, keep you thinking, learning....don't mind if kids want to play those games on a rainy day. :)

April and I were lying in bed the other day. My hands were slowly finding their way across her body. I whispered, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman in the world." She whispered back, "I'll miss you."

Victor - A touch, then touché !

Here's my entry....

There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference.

After shopping around a while, he decided that the Nissan 300-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Nissan dealer and says he wants to buy the 300-Z, but he wants it repainted to read "300-S".

The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

Oh, cute.....wish I could remember jokes.....

I remember that one, Don, but a good one!

Here's mine for today.

Ha ha! Have to tell that to my friends in court.

A good morning funny.

saw 1 like that...lady standing on the scale pointing a gun yelling at it "you lying #$*(@&%"

I can relate!

Here's a joke I sent to Carolyn Male to cheer her while she's laid up:

A woman had invited four of her husband's officemates and their wives to a formal dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
"Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

LOL

Heehee

Good one!

Cute...

Nothing is better than complete happiness.

A cheese sandwich is better than nothing.

Therefore, a cheese sandwich is better than complete happiness.

True that!!

from a guy hubby used to work with

Several days ago as I left a meeting at our church, I desperately gave
myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were
not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.

Suddenly I realized, I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I
headed for the parking lot. My wife, Lynne, has scolded me many times
for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the
best place not to lose them. Her theory is that the car will be
stolen. As I burst through the doors of the church, I came to a
terrifying conclusion. Her theory was right. The parking lot was
empty.

I immediately call the police. I gave them my location, confessed that
I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all,Honey, I stammered. I
always call her honey in times like these. I left my keys in the
car, and it has been stolen.

There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped,
but then I heard her voice. Ken she barked, I dropped you off!

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, Well, come and get me.

Lynne retorted, I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have
not stolen your car!

Cute!

I was a very unpopular kid. I had only two friends. They were imaginary. And they would only play with each other. - Rita Rudner

A friend posted this on FB today and I got a good chuckle, especially # 22 & 23 ^_^

Funny, funny

I agree...23 was the winner!

saw that one the other day jen - a good one

funny celeste - i like the last one the best

saw that Celeste....can't watch a Kay commericial ever the same again
and #1 is so true, what is up with that???

Cute! Reminds me of one of George Carlin's lines about picking up the piece of lint (or whatever) while vacuuming and putting back down on the carpet 'to give the vacuum one last chance'!!

Like this.