ROFL!!! Squatch might be on to something. Of course, there is a thin line between genius and madness and Squatch appears to be walking it.
I think he should try cutting down on the habaneros. Do Sasquatches really eat people? I would think we had too many toxins for their delicate palette.
Just for the record, I'm not a dictator. If I were I would confiscate that Halloween candy Kudzu has hidden in the high cabinet over the fridge she thinks I'm too short to reach. The one she thinks I never look it. Wonderful inventions, those little kitchen stepladders. ~N~
Chocolate Basil? Is the 3rd time the charm?
I think Squatch might be catching on to the existence of the Ole Dodge owners conspiracy. (Jim)
conspiracy ? Moi ??
Squatch just returned from Stockholm and checked his emails, etc. --He is in deep dark depression (and excessive misery) because:
1. All of his fickle buddies apparently left him and went to "still laughing with joy".
(He said "some wag said 'absence may makes the heart grow fonder'" but he just experienced that "out of sight-out of mind" was more accurate-
2. One person on SLwJoy even stated that Squatch was "walking a thin line" bordering madness.
3. Folks were getting way too close to the birthplace of CB.
4. The people in Stockholm refused to believe his evidence--Stating "no one in their right mind would ever wear a thong in this weather."
Only Al Gore and Bill Clinton supported his theory.
5. Not one single soul donated to his mental health therapy.
He mumbled something like "they are all just racist-sexist and anti Squathist" --went to his bedroom-covered his head-curled up in a fetal position and started sucking his thumb.
Even Squatches have feelings you know.
Sad to see him in this shape.
I told him he just needs to get a haircut and brush his tooth and "they will come back"
He just snarled and bit me on the leg.
Life ain't easy living with a Squatch.
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His tooth? LOL I guess it's hard to find a dentist who will see a Squatch, huh?
mjsponies, inquiring minds want to know. Is this THE Ole Dodge in costume? Great disguise, but don't you think the Dodge Ram connection is a little obvious?
Vort, give Squatch a big bowl of CB popcorn and rent a couple of Jackie Chan movies. It works for me and I don't even have CB to season my popcorn, I have real hopes that I can remedy this lack of seasoning soon. Now that I know the connection between Squatch and the local botanical garden.
I'll keep my eye out for missing Squatch teeth while I'm there. .(Jim)
ROFLMOL...OVER AND OVER.... Jim, needs to have Black fur, and a few more dents in the horns..............errrrrr, headlights.
Ole Dodge even had "Ram" tail lights...a bit beat up, but pretty cool looking at night. ( can you tell I love my Old Dodge Ram? Kids keep trying to get me to get a new truck...not having any part of it...besides...WHO wants another payment when this one gets me around just fine and is quite the defense against CB hording Squatch....
Squatch teeth are worth a fortune on Ebay....keep looking !!
Ok...so maybe I'll give you a bit more history about the "Ole Dodge"...this might take a couple of nights...or even a couple of Weekends...depending on how many Corona's I have while the other have is grilling dinner. I had "Another Ole Dodge". So while the D's SO was out with the John Deer Tractor trying to clear part of the back "NO MAN'S LAND" of the property, he got stuck..., so we go down to the neighbors, who has a bigger John Deer, to see if he can drag OUR John Deer out. In the mean time a big A*&^% Thunderstorm comes along and drops a HUGE Cypress Behind Our tractor. Neighbors tractor can't move it. I, being one who cannot be told I CANNOT do something proceed to go down there and try to drag the tree out of the way...
Well, let's just say.....I managed to striped the gears, 4 wheel drive, and transmission out of that particular OLE DODGE RAM.
OK>> Well got and estimate to get all repaired...Truck, Tractor, etc. FORGET THAT !!!!, I go buy ANOTHER Ole Dodge Ram, Super Duty 4 Wheel Drive.... NOW I AM IN LOVE.... I can pull up stumps, stuck tractors, and track down Squatch.
oK...SO who cares if on the Driver's side the Seat is torn, and if your not careful you'll tear you Jean's getting out, the rearview mirror get's a bit "off center" LOL...it didn't have any dent's in it when I bought it...BUT there are now !! We've replaced the Transmission, the AC, the Water Pump, the Brakes, (several times) and put several new sets of tires on it...BUT this baby will pull you, me, and the National dept out of trouble. I won't give up on this truck till I have to have the neighbors come down with their front end loader and dig a rather large hole to run her down in. I don't care if it doen'st have
Blue tooth, ( green or moss covered either), internet, movies, a radio, ( there's one in there but it doesn't work anymore)
It PAID FOR, it get's me where I need to go, it pulls my horse trailer, it hauls brush, deer ( if your not into hunting go no further) and so much more. The day I have to give this truck up will be the Day I quit looking for Chocolate Basil.
So let's just hope that's a LONG LONG LONG WAY OFF !!!
Oh...not going to back over this with Spell check...I'm sure there's alot spelled wrong...but I love this Thread...and I'll alway's be sneaking in here to give my two cents worth...and it might not even be worth that anymore !!
Every body say's I'm an awfully skinny little runt to have such an opinion, but they don't wanna mess with me !
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I've always wanted a truck with my initials on it.
--Renee Ann Morin
Give Squatch a little time to ponder it. I think he's a little slow, but he gets there eventually.
Kudzu--Squatch is not slow !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!---he is just going through a bout of depression right now exacerbated by the fact that mjs is fibbing about her Dodge mishaps when he is the one that bit off the transmission and carved his initials in it. There are 3 sides to every story. :) and mjs is known not to tell the whole truth. (She's even been known to spit all over her computer screen.)
Squatch, in a rare moment of honesty, admitted he missed the "initials" "thingy"
I am glad to announce that Squatch is gradually coming out of his depression and is up in bed, cheering himself up by reading the "Tibetan Book of the Dead"--
Checked out by someone named "Sansai".
I'm so glad Squatch is coming out of the depression. Miss bear cried her eyes out at the news of his illness,and now she is in the depths of depression for her honeybun.(Plus she ate 40 honeybuns,got a bear size tummy ache and says only chocolate basil will cure her.) I even saw a couple of grey hairs.
Oh, no, not grey hairs! I wonder if Miss Clairol comes in bear-sized bottles.
Hey, Squatch is on the "Planet Green" channel right this minute!!
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Ky---that is an imposter.
Squatch does have a twin brother. If the sasquatch is relatively well-groomed and dressed in avant garde fashion, you can bet it is his brother, Sas. Maybe, Ms. Bear would like to meet Sas? He spends most of his time down at Panama City Beach. With the gray hair coming in, Ms. Bear might like to make a trip to Florida. The Fountain of Youth is said to be somewhere in mjsponies' area.
Vort, Squatch isn’t trying to fold himself into Lotus position, is he? I guess we should be thankful it isn’t the Egyptian Book of the Dead. I would hate to see Squatch trying to cast spells. As much as I like frogs and toads, I wouldn’t want to be one.
BTW, Squatch, make sure that book is back by its due date and don’t drool on the paper this time. Stay away from those habanero rolls and,forget Timothy Leary. This ain't the 1960’s. ~N~
You gotta be kidding "well-groomed and dressed in avant garde fashion"---???
A Squatch?????
I think that might have been Micheal Moore in drag but certainly not a self respecting Squatch. :)
Nadine -you stand before this Dave's garden tribunal accused of being anti Squatchist. What do you have to say in your defense?
No one should ever pay attention to a kitchen Nazi anyway.
Right kudzu?
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According to that show I saw, they are trying to accuse Squatch of being just a guy in an ape suit. That must really tick him off!
What!!! Just because I encourage good grooming among sasquatches? I think I’ve been a very positive influence on Sas. Is this because I told Sas “Absolutely not!” when a certain animal rights group ask him to model hairless for their calendar? I’m sorry, but P.E.T.A. has gone way over the top with their fund raising campaigns. I will have you know I am one of the founders of the P.A.M.C. (People for the Advancement of Mythical Creatures.
I am not a Kitchen Nazi either. I let Kudzu have her beloved candy corn this Halloween and I allowed her Basil bread despite the carbs. I am a stern, but understanding monarch in my role as Kitchen Queen. ~N~
Nadine (aka, Sansai87) is also a grammar and spelling Nazi. She even corrects the computer’s Spell Check program. It is an oppressive regime we live under here at Amargia.
Squatch gets ticked off when men pretend to be him? Doesn’t he realize imitation is the most sincere form of flattery?
I thought the Fountain of Youth was in Ponce de Leon, Florida.
Since Squatch isn’t feeling well, I suppose we are postponing the Halloween CB raid. I’ll settle for raiding the kitchen since Sansai is out extorting innocent homeowners for candy and Kudzu is out in the garden
waiting for The Great Pumpkin to arrive.
Happy Halloween, Everyone!
(Jim)
LOL...several "Ponce de Leon's " in fl...
Fountain of Youth in St. Augustine....http://maps.google.com/maps?q=ponce+de+leon+foutain+of+youth&oe=utf-8&rls=com.yahoo:en-US:official&client=firefox&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&sa=N&tab=wl
about 1 hr. north of me. Lots of retired folks there.......
Happy Halloween folks. Had three phony Squatches come by here.
Wish you could have seen them scatter when Squatch answered the door.
We had phony Squatch here, too. I know they just wanted to check out the garden to see if I had the elusive CB.
After deliberating the matter over fried chicken, mashed potatoes with gravy, corn, onion rings and biscuits, I vote the anti-sasquatch charges against Nadine be dismissed. .
Dismissed!
Kitchen Nazi--kudzu is a great lawyer--don't expect to get off so lightly on your next offense.
ps-That guy is almost as good looking as Squatch.
Kay--throw some country fried steak this way and little Nazi will go Scott free.
Kay, Reckon you could fix that meal for the next UN gathering. Peace on Earth sure sounds good for Christmas.I know miss Bear and Squatch would carry signs for us.Anyway----Who is gonna argue with them. Miss Bear and Squatch need to stay out of the woods the next month. Those crazy hunters will be in the woods. So all cars,tractors,goats,birds,cows and airplanes need to be prepared to dodge.
Aww, love the piggy!
Funny, there's another Squatch-searching show on right now. What a popular guy!
Have you seen the chewing gum commercial Squatch's former GF is doing? Wow, what a job. She gets paid for punching people.
Vort, would you like onion rings with that? Kudzu1 still talks of the “four basic food groups” system. In my more modern kitchen queendom, I use the “food pyramid.” But, Seacanepain has been teaching me his unique system in which onion rings count as a vegetable. Who knew.
I’m a professional proofreader, but I always leave my work behind when I go on DG. I will never again give free grammar and spelling advice to Seacanepainin in the....
Vickie, did Ms. Bear get lots of goodies dressed in her canary costume? You don't have to worry about Kay. The garden zombies came for her last night, but realized Kay was already a high-functioning garden zombie, and decided to make her their leader so the GrannyGoons now have their own army. ~N~
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Ah-h-h, the enthusiasm and exuberance of youth! (Ain’t it exhausting?!) “Army” is a bit of an exaggeration, Vickie. The GrannyGoons have acquired some highly interesting new allies though.
But, we are weaving threads and might be confusing some people. DG is a big place and the GrannyGoons and the Grump-pas had their genesis on a different forum. The condensed version is this. The Granny-Goons are a group of lovely and intelligent women of a certain age who amuse themselves by battling evil doers. For example evil doers who don’t share their CB. Sansai is the GrannyGoons official mascot and a GG-in-training. Jim is the founder and, as far as I know, sole member of the Grump-pas. Vickie and I are proud, card-carrying GG members. k*
I appreciate the translation there. Too young for any kind of granny, I'm still at "auntie". I hope.
Oh, I do hope I'm never a granny "GOON" !!
Oh, look. Sansai made a typo after my name. lol.
I’ve seen that gum commercial. No wonder she is Squatch EX- girlfriend.
I guess being a Granny Goon is a tough job, but someone has to do it. The sole reason the Grump-Pas exist is to keep the GrannyGoons in line. They should settle down some now that Halloween has passed and my job will be easier. They become sweet creatures as Christmas approaches, except to Vort, of course. Interested in becoming a Grump-Pa, Vort? There are no age restrictions and having added to the world’s population isn’t required. (I have no offspring and have just hit the half century mark myself.) Kudzu robbed the cradle. I’m pretty sure she knows where that fountain is.)
It is only around Halloween that garden zombies are as scary or gruesome as the run-of-the mill zombies. The rest of the time, after a strong cup of coffee, you can’t tell them from other gardeners. (Jim)
Good grief--I just composed a response to this thread that took 30 minutes to compose and it did not transmit--
I think I'll go cover my head--curl up in a fetal position and suck my thumb.
Part of the response was " I may not be old enough to be a member of the "Grump-Pas" but if you Google me you will find that I was one of the co-inventors of dirt.
Yeah----right-----
Vickie