I suspect a few of us have a secret stash of chocolate basil, and they've been smoking it... O.O
Chocolate Basil? Is the 3rd time the charm?
Susan, go here.......and read on....there's a bit of history to this thread............
http://davesgarden.com/community/forums/t/950343/
LOL Love the poem that Potagere wrote! Too bad they're not a member anymore.
Miss bear and i miss potagere.We did some seed trading.
Vickie
Went to southern Okla the other day.Drove this country highway 259 from Heavener to Smithville. Squatch has been seen there. But did'nt see hide nor hair of him,and i stopped every mile or two and called his name.---notta!!!!(I really did)
Vickie
He saw you Vickie.
I can't beleive he did'nt come out and say howdy.
On the way to Texas I drove thru Faulk Arkansas. Did'nt see the Faulk monster either.I did discover that it is one big swamp from Arkansas to Shrevesport LA.
I did go by the Bell Witch cave in Tenn once. That Lady is for real.
Ok--who was drinking and flew into my front yard?
LOL She musta spiked it with choc. basil!
Chocolate Basil rum....Yum....
I'm sure Vickie never flies while intoxicated.
The word on the grapevine is that the Fouke monster is female and Squatch is smitten. (Her southern charm and those 3 toes. Not to mention, those glowing red eyes. It was bound to happen.) The reason Squatch didn't respond to your calls, Vickie, is probably because he didn't want word of his Boggy Creek visits getting back to Miss Bear. (Jim)
Jim nailed it--:)
You must be right Jim! Poor old squatch and his lovelife. We need to find that poor boy a wife so he can happily settle down.
Vort! How did you ever get my sister Hortense wrapped around that tree? She's known to tiffle abit but I'm a strict teetotaler. I always ran around with Carrie Nations and her Axe.Sure had alot of fun.
Vickie
Well actually the Ole Dodge was gonna take credit for Hortense ending up in the tree.....seems we heard a rumor that she'd actually made off with Chocolate Basil without Squatch seeing her. So we took off after her in hot pursuit...( well as fast as the Ole Dodge would go) Suddenly she did a "U'ie" in front of us but she didn't take into account the width of the hood of the Ole Dodge...bounced right off that hood and into that tree.....
Squatch is fairly well behaved finally but now my dogs getting out of hand
ROFL
Oh my, I can't let the office dog Sweet Pea see that face. The boss would have to change her name right quick-like.
(She allows me to have a desk and chair in "her" office.)
What a beautiful girl! I can see she stays quite busy in her office. Nice of her to share it with you.
Did you notice the reference to the gardener in Michigan? Yet another one of Squatch's love interest? Or, does she have Chocolate Basil in her garden?
I assume Sweet Pea is in charge of toy recycling? (Jim)
Toys, rawhide bones, and breakroom table food left by unwary servants of Her Howlness.
Dear Ky,
Ms. Yetti was an old girlfriend of Squatch---He did not like the snow--so he left her and tried his luck in the Ozarks--then some woman named "cando" really messed that up so he's now gone to NY to protest being an unemployed-unloved victim of Squatch prejudice.
Hey! Hey! Squatch and I got along fabulously We were doing fine till some Texan tied my sister to a tree and we all got on the warpath.That Texan did'nt even offer us any B-B-Q. VORT,We could smell that B-B-Q from here. Thats OK we love you anyway.
Unemployed? That's sad; been there, done that, so I know how he feels. What was his job when he had one?
“Her Howlness.” ROFL. Can I borrow that? My little nieces like receiving silly holiday letters from crazy Auntie N, but I was at a loss as to what to write about in their Halloween letter. The last time I talked to my sister, you could hear my niece in the background chasing their new dog around trying to put a Burger King crown on the poor pups head. Hey! Maybe, Squatch can get a job as the new BK mascot. The reining BK King kinda creeps me out. Their "Wake up with the King" advertisments gave me nightmares.
Vort, that dog really looks like he's been over-indulging in CB.
mjs, willTOD’s vehicle insurance cover the broom collision damage. I don't see a license plate on that broom. ~N~
Nadine, Sweet Pea instructs (howls to) her serfs when She is hungry, wants out, or wants a chicken jerky treat. Precise communication requiring instant obedience to the howl command. Other than that, She is an indulgent monarch who allows Her entourage to wallow in their fond delusions of superiority as long as the kibble is fresh and the water is clean. She has graciously granted permission to use this one of her many titles when penning missives to your fine family.
Well KY--Squatch just texted me back from NY and said -----
"Job?--What's a job?"
"I'm just up here hiding out with the other hairy, smelly creatures-(hoping no one will notice me)
since those rascally Russians just outed my Ex-Yetti girlfriend I was afraid she would rat on me and I would be next!
Just today I spotted an old Dodge following me up 5th ave"
"It darned sure ain't easy being a Squatch"
Yikes!!
Now I guess I'm going to have to feed that scoundrel again.
He's going to have to leave NY
Seems CNN just focused on "him"
Just my luck--I bet mjs ratted him out.!
This message was edited Oct 12, 2011 10:54 PM
This message was edited Oct 12, 2011 10:56 PM
Alas, Ole Dodge and I are still recovering from our run in with Hortense, and besides that wouldn't be caught with 1 flat tire in NYC. Not even for Squatch...well, unless it meant some serious chocolate basil covered with Chocolate Kisses...BUT....we do know people in the area.......
This message was edited Oct 13, 2011 9:33 PM
LOL Great picture! If he gets too desparate, I can hide him in the boarding kennel where I work. We have lots of big hairy creatures there, so nobody would be the wiser.
Squatch used to be the color of his Yetti GF 'till he pigged out on my chocolate basil covered habaneros.
"You are what you eat. "
KY--big foot says "thanks" but that's too close to cando and her pet bears.
KynWoods, Please take that poor baby in. i have'nt been to Kyntuck in a long time. last time I was there Davey Crocket shot at my bear.that was when I zapped Crocket to the Alamo.
Is Squatch now red and brown stripped? Is that a new disquise?
Cando...do not believe your eyes..yes it is a disguise...be wary and you will be wise............
Ah-h-h. I would be willing to hide Squatch as long as he promises to stay away from the cream cheese and my library card, but I suppose I live to close to T.O.D. for his comfort. ~N~
Oh, you definitely don't want him running up overdue book fines, reading all the stories about Squatch sitings!
I don't think Squatch would like it here. Nadine was given full charge of the kitchen. She put us all on a diet! Our young "Kitchen Queen" has turned out to be a real dictator. k*
LOL, nope, you don't want him eating the cook!
Squatch would not eat Nadine right now----------he is in one of his more academic moods and has left NY on his way to Stockholm-- he claims to have incontrovertible proof that global warming is occurring.
I'm accepting donations so he can afford therapy when he gets back.
I think I'm going to have to face the fact that:
SQUATCH AIN'T RIGHT!!
I'm beginning to think Chocolate Basil might be neurotoxic if you eat too much.