Random thoughts

A magical scrub for sure.....

Okay - who's the scariest?

a) Woman with PMS
b) Woman going through menopause
c) Woman who just realized she gained weight

(Of course, you can have both a&c and b&c at the same time!)

a & c

Imagine if a&b were possible!!

b.
(a and c are temporary situations, b is long term..)

Funny how something most women dread has 'men' in it.

Hmmmmm......who planned that? I don't like any of the choices.....

Hee hee! Okay, add, d) A man who is lost and will not ask for directions. ^_^

You dont want to know what I dreamed last night

Why is it harder to get an appointment for my cat to get a haircut than for me to get one?

Do it yourself!

Victor - you have short haired cats - Sampson is a Maine Coon with loooong hair that is as fine as spider webs. I tried cutting his hair myself last year and he had a UTI that I think was from overheating that cost $700 to treat! I hate how he looks when he is shaved but his health is more important than his looks! I just didn't plan far enough ahead!

Memory, one day Doug & Garret decided to shave Pip, our Maine Coon mix....OMG.....the cat peed all over the place, they were scratched all over the place....a disaster!

DH and I have argued because he wants to stop and ask for directions, and I don't!

Role reversal!!

Just amazing how stupid, not to mention arrogant, powerful people can be.

Speaking about BLACK FLIES - did not get bit today by them. 2 Horse Flies and Mosquitos. Nothing. Black Flies I would love to put you all to death.

Arrogant - yeah they got Weiner 7 ways from Sunday for showing his Weiner on Twitter. (lol!!)

Got to go with your name, I guess!

My own term has been Weiner's schnitzel.

or Weiner in hot water

Been trying to think of what Weiner could possibly say to his wife when she gets home.

Oh, I love my Oscar Myer weiner........

Hee hee! I'm thinking, 'Hi Hun, anything new? Same old, here.'

Hope she decks him!

Me too. Then serve him with papers.

And not the kind of paper they serve hot dogs on!

ROBINDOG :

Best line !

I am going to the kitchen as the knives need to be sharpened. My mentor is now Lorena Bobbitt.

Just sent a fax where the # tones played "Mary had a Little Lamb"

Wonder how often Lorena Bobbitt is followed by Mary Had a Little Lamb in conversation.

Is that when Old McDonald had a farm E I E I Ohhhh

You're a dangerous woman Sherrie!!!!

Cute line - vegetarian is just a nice way of saying 'failed hunter'.

Famouse quote from the early 1980's... from "Saturday Night Live" spoken by commmentator A. Whitney Brown:

"I'm a vegetarian not because I love animals, but because I hate vegetables !"

I remember that one.

Nice.


http://www.bbbseed.com/_blog/The_Dirt/post/Prophet_Teacher_Provider_The_Role_of_the_Gardener_in_our_Society/

Great article....

Me Dangerous? I have not been able to sleep in 3 weeks because of my Veggie Garden. Hubby/Jim had me put that sawdust on and to tell you the truth I am still almost freaking right out. Not to say that I lugged it all in by 5 gal. pails in 90 degree humid heat and eaten by black flies and mosquitos and put spray on.

I have read on it and dont see good things. When I read, some say good, some say bad and then everything contradicts itself. I have become very dangerous in the last 3 weeks as I put my life and butt on the line with sawdust. My veggie garden is my life.

If I loose this garden, I will never put in nothing ever. At my age I can only do so much and take it.

How is it now, Sherrie? Hope all works out okay.