The LAWN MOWER LONGE 2010 - WHERE EVERONE MOWS SOME GRRASS!

WHOOOOOHOOO! ITS ALMOST THAT TIME..

Time to convert the zambonies to mowers! Get those dull blades sharpened, belts put on, oil changed and gasser up! Get those pissy lil muars decked out!

LETS ROLL and MOW SOME GAH-RASSS!

Anyone got some lemonade?

Soon as I get out from under the deck here....


and...


well...


and as soon as the grass greens up its VA-ROOOOOM TIME!

Well, maybe too, I need to wait for the rain to quit and the fog to lift, but im ready.. well sort of!

Whose on it?

I've parked the +ZAMBONIE.. shes now convertied to hit the field and plow!








Music of the day, "I fall to peices".... sing it Loretta Lynn, we will put ya back together! HA!




Now, I remember 6'2" saying that a good mechanic always has peices left over from any job... hmmmmmmm !

Dangggg! Im good.. got a few nuts left over! WHOOO HOO!


More lemo-ade pleeez! (_)

Whose pouring?

Ok, most of us are coming from here!

http://davesgarden.com/community/forums/t/1074312/#new

I made it!! I brought Lemonade and Peanut Butter cookies fresh from the oven! Great place you have here. Plenty of places to kick back, put your feet up and visit.

Marti

Worked all day cleaning beds,yesterday. Intended on mowing/mulching the oak leaves and pine needles for the beds but didn't make it that far. Rain today...Boo-Hoo!
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I took the day off yesterday and went to the local shooting range and sighted in my new 30-30. The range is in the Daniel Boone Nat'l Forest. Beautifull place. I've got to go back just to look around when the place greens up. All the pine trees, maples and wild flowers will be great in the late spring.

Today back to business of working in the yard after I get back from town.

Marti

Icky housework,laundry and bills for me today. As soon as I finish my last cuppa joe,gotta log off or I'll keep finding myself back on the computer.

Cool! A 30-30! Yummm peanut butter cookies, man thats the ticket!

Ive been groping around in dense fog this AM.. thicker than peas soup here and the sirens on the highway been working overtime. Seems the goofs gotta drive in zero visibility. I geuss they get whats ahead of them.. WHAAM.... for over an hour now fire department, cops, accident city. Got lost on the way here....

Well, P, you will be HAPPY to know, I found this peice of cake for you at the old moldy Desperados Cafe in my sidetracking trying to get out to the GPS. Here lemme shake the mold off of it fer ya and porr ya another joe for yer BD!

Everrrybody sing!

You can tell that spring is just about here now as the grass is beginning to grow much faster again....that is if you call what we have "grass". It has the texture/softness of dried up hay. Not very comfortable to sit on. It still hasn't fully recovered from our January freezing temperatures. At least its not all dug up yet by the wild hogs in the area. I had no idea we have a wild hog issue here in this part of Ft Lauderdale. Didn't even know they lived here. Thought all dem Razorbacks lived in Arkansas. Here little piggy, here little piggy. Sooie sooie sooie.

LOL! Them thar porkers dun escaped amore!

Well, I lite the candles on Patties cake and HOLY COWS!







WHRAAAAAAAAAASH!





Now I will never be able to find my way back to the GPS... between the fog and the smog from that thar far!







Quick, hand me that rain gauge.. we gotta put it out!

Lets join up and go hunt down them piggies tearing up amorecuore's lawn. We'll teach them piggies a lesson. Pit roast anyone?

LOL. They're not tearin up my yard yet and I haven't seen them. They're in some vacant/undeveloped lots about 1-2 miles south of me. Apparently they're very aggressive if they're messed with. I still can't believe we have hogs in metropolitan Ft Lauderdale. Baffles me. "Sick em Jaws. Go get da swine" (not the flu swine).

You wanna see what they did to my lawn... grrrrrrr!

My I borry yer 30-30? Well, maybe not, but its the thought that counts. I have my own arsenal!

Far up the coals there patty, looks like your BD cake is toast anyway! LOL!




WHAAAA WWHRAAAAASH....Allll give ya wat 4

Take that you you you PIG you!!!!









Hmmmm looks like two dogs down!





WWHRAAAAASH....Allll give ya wat 4







You want fries with that?









BAcon bacon bacon bacon!

BAAACON BACON



BAKON!

KLEAN UP, ISLAND 13!~

Oh no. Not them "Horror Movie" photos again. Looks like that 'clean up" has been left there for quite some time....especially when the hound is afraid of it.

BBQ pit being prepared. Bring them piggies. Someone has to make some potato salad, and we need good BBQ sauce.

dang, all i got is seed taters...

you better hurry and get them taters grown!! We're going to need them! Whose going to make the BBQ sauce??

I can make a mean potato salad with lots of mayo and no dang sugar. Hate it when peeps put sugar in potato or macaroni salad!!!..... but I don't know how to make BubbaQ sauce.

I haven't figured out why some people put sugar in potato or macaroni salad. I agree with you! Hate sugar in potato or macaroni salad!!! Had some BBQ sauce once that was made with pepsi. It was very good. But I don't have the recipe. Someone out there has to have a recipe for some good BBQ sauce for these piggies!!

Looked up the recipe online for BBQ Sauce with Pepsi. It takes a whole 12 oz can of pepsi. My other Florida brother would know. He's roasted a whole pig before. One of my favorite things he makes is a Cajun Style Shrimp Boil. You boil tons of shrimp, sausage, red potatoes, ears of corn (cut into 1/3 pieces), onions, artichoke halfs in water seasoned with lemon, salt & pepper, a whole container of Old Bay and some hot sauce. You then remove the liquid and pour the contents on a table covered with newspaper. You then use tongs and put what you'd like to eat in a bowl. Now I'm hungry. The roasted pig and shrimp boil would sure make for a great warm weather party. M m good y'all.

I'm baaaaACK!. Cleaned all day and still didn't get done.

Thanks for the moldy cake BB. I'll leave some coffee in the pot for a few weeks and it should have a nice covering of sludge by then.

I keep hearing about chicken(turkey?) begining baked with a can of soda or beer jammed up it's bum.

Da ponies arrived yesterday...Yay! Ride 'em cowboys!

Nah, if ya put a hunk of meat in a can of coke, the coke will eat it in 3-5 days or something like that!

Guess Im gonna start haulingout the haning baskets.. and fill my glad pots have with poo.

Hows these?

Purdy! I started humping the tarys of mater,peppers and herbs out to the porch this week to start hardening off.They should be ready to go to the GH in another week.

Well, im trying.. just gotta figure out how to pack them for you so they dont get trashed by the PM.

Well the girls said the eggs were up... now the price of eggs here are at $6 per yolk. We hit a dozen in production for the year, cost $72 to feed the 10 hens since the first of the year. The poo on the shell is free today.. the coop needs cleaning if someone wants to work for breakfeast! LOL!

Hows yer birds?

There is a great recipe where you bake a chicken standing up on its tail with a can of pepsi/coke stuck inside it. I haven't done it but know people who have and they say its great. Also you can use a can of beer. Thats how most people do it in Calif.

girls here are hit and miss but more hit on warm days


I only do the white meat so a whole chicken would be waste here but sounds interesting. We put our beer in our biscuits.

Not going thar with the beer...like my burd jest plain sauced with BBQ, baked er fried.

Hmmm, mac salad, yeah, that sounds good. Lil raddish, swiss cheese, mayo, eggs, celery. peas

Oh no. I just found out them hogs are on OUR side of the busy intersection. That means they're less than 1/2 mile away. I was wondering why they put up barricades alongside of the busy street up there. Guess they were afraid the tracker dogs would run out into the intersection. Neighbor said one of them crossed the street in front of her car the other day. So why did the pig cross the road? How does that one go? That pig roast is getting closer and closer each day. Send us your hound dogs!!!

Here we go. I can't handle this. LOL

I've still got the pit ready for them hogs. I'm standing by waiting for someone to bring the hog. Love pit roasted pork!!

LOL!

Have to go up to the corner and try to lasoo and hog tie em. All that talk the other day has given me a serious craving for potato salad.

We need tracker dogs Blossom!!! Not squatter dogs. LOL

I'll keep the pit ready and hot. Got fresh banana leaves to wrap it in and got the garlic, salt, pepper and some onions waiting.

You rang? Whars da bacon?

Yeah!! I am so dang hungry now. Alright Blossom!! That's what I wanted. Release the hound dog. Sick em sick em.

Got some banana leaves in the back, but its still an itty bitty little dwarf. Marti has the smokin hot pit and spices to make it taste m m good. Blossom has the hound to help catch it. She's even got some onions, but we gots to talk her out of plantin em.

Here piggy piggy piggy. We'll huff and we'll puff and we'll blow your house down. Bring it on you crazy swine. Boy, my medication is really kickin in tonight!

Yeah boy it is!



Whaaat the heQQ are you taking?



I beleive you have gone banananananas!

Nah. I've always had a wild imagination and act like a 12 year old at times. I think some of the chia-hair penetrated my brain. That looks like my last dog named "Tiny". Had to put him to rest about 4 years ago. May he rest in peace.