Your best April Fools day joke:

(Taylor) Plano, TX(Zone 8a)

My best ever April fools day joke was on my husband.

You take the vegetable sprayer on the sink, and wrap a rubberband TIGHT around it, so that the trigger is depressed. Aim it toward you.

The next person that turns on the water, will get sprayed.

I tried this one April fools day, and hubby didn't use the sink ALL DAY!! I was disappointed, and we went to bed without him ever getting sprayed. At midnight or so, he got up to get a drink of water. I heard this loud "AH!" come from the kitchen, and then I burst into hysterical laughter. He had gotten sprayed.

That was when we were in our late 20's. He'd probably get mad at me if I did that now, lol...

Another time, he liquidnails-d a quarter to the ground right in front of the gym door. He laughed all day, as people stopped and jammed the doorway, to pick up the quarter...

What is yours?

Palmer, AK(Zone 2a)

My sister and I had a B&M maternity store and we decided to add another product line that required a rather large (to us) initial order.

After we placed the order, I went on line to their web site and downloaded their logo. Then I dummied up a letter, supposedly from them, saying we did not meet their "qualifications" to be a Retailer.

It was a riot!

Another time...same sister....My sister and her husband had gone to Anchorage to spend a few days in a hotel. I called the hotel, said I was Mrs. ____ and asked to be connected to my husband's room. After I was connected, I told my sister what I had done. She was mortified and later said she spent the entire time feeling like "the other woman!" LOL

Another time...same sister...(she is so gullible)...she hadn't been going to Church because she said she didn't have any appropriate shoes. I got a co-worker to call her on the phone and say, "This is Karen from the Church. I just want to let you know that Penneys is having a sale on shoes."

:)



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