CF never runs--she cloaks her magnificence in a shroud of invisibility. Then she drops rotten eggs on you.
Eggsplorer II: Mission ROMES Journey Log Continues...
Garage sale where!! I love garage sales i"ve bought some amazing things at yard sales.
Commander Moxon is shocked and dismayed at the monkey business that ensued in her absence, and particularly shocked that it was started by Agent TF. Ground crews are so unreliable sometimes....
ZZ - please report on the outcome of your mouse clicking frenzy!!
Lt. Harmony - thank you for not being involved in the monkey business!! Commander Moxon also likes garage sales, especially when they have things that can be used in the construction of chicken housing!!
Report on last life form module: Still in egg, pipped and partly zipped, same as last night. Still peeping though, so we remain hopeful that it will complete emergence...
ZZ reporting...
Had to delay acquiring life form modules due to currency problems... Ebay made it possible to satisfy intense need while delaying delivery until currency flow commenced.
New bator module holding satisfactory humidity, heat not quite steady, but acceptable range.
Delivery of silky & serama life form modules expected by week's end. Will report upon confirmation of delivery.
Permission to continue rapid mouse movements Commander. Agent ZZ believes CF to be pleased.
Over
ZZ - eggcellent to hear that you are developing the addiction as bad as Commander Moxon's own addiction. EBay and eggbid.com and ovabid.com are quite helpful in cultivating the addictin.
Delivery of life form modules very eggciting! Will you be taking them in the Eggsplorer and becoming Commander ZZ for the duration of your hatch?
Permission granted for rapid mouse movements. Don't forget to eat from time to time.
Commander Moxon is about to partake of breakfast cinnamon roll prior to chicken coop building day.
Over.
Sgt Grow commencing Critter and Child Passification Sequence. Expected completion at 1400 hours.
Will report in on satisfactory completion of CCPS
ROTFL Grownut - good luck with the CCPS. I hear those critters and children can be notoriously difficult to pacify....
Easier than CCHPS!!!
Thank you Commander.
Yes, I see full blown uncontrollable mouse movements.. believed to resemble chicken pecking. I'm afraid commander. I'm very afraid.
I accept invitation and full responsibility of being Commander ZZ on my first Eggsplorer mission.
Am relieved that I too have a coop building day. Something needs to keep me away from the computer!
Wishing Commander a productive day. Thank you.
Over and out
H? Hatching?
LOL @ Grownut
ZZ - Commander Moxon suggests posting results of coop building day in new thread so that we can share out successes (or not).
out = our. Commander Moxon hasn't had her coffee yet.
Reminds Commander am single mom... all coop building is a solo mission, also currency flow is being stretched to the limit which rapid mouse movements creating complications for equip needed to complete housing units for fuzzy or feathered life forms.
Am pressured to rush to beat the mudd that is coming.
Am willing to report meager accomplishments.
Over
Strongly suggest investigation into Freecycle and Craig's List Free stuff. Recently obtained significant number of 2x4 lumber segments from Craig's List, free, for coop building. Likewise other materials. Very helpful in stretching currency flow.
Worried about mud. Do you have ambulatory mud in Lodi? How do you know mud is coming? Does it call you ahead of time and say "Oh hi ZZ, this is mud, and by the way, I'll be in your area tomorrow..."
LOL at Cmdr's wit. All mud is not so well trained as ours appears to be MA'am.
LMAO
ZZ reporting...
Suggestion to Craigslist appreciated. Agent ZZ has been gathering said materials.
Ambulatory mud has been observed. Said mudd commences to invade dwellings, enlarge shoes and spot carpet surrounding housing entries without warning. Agent ZZ well versed in the battle of the mud spots on carpet and enlarged shoes. Agent ZZ preparing weapons to launch attack on mud.
Standing by
Over
Best of luck, Agent ZZ. I commend you for your efforts in the mud battle. Now I know what WMD are. Weapons of Mud Destruction. LOL!
Agent ZZ reporting..
Strong desire for fuzzy legged life forms. Am concerned about mud invading said fuzz. Will stock up on WMDs
Awaiting instructions for sanitizing fuzzy legged life forms in case of invasion of impending mud.
Permission to invent and patent fuzzy legged life form galoshes.
Permission to snicker and snort... STAT
Over
LT. Harmony reporting Hubby life form has thrown monkey poo in the pen building and it has been canceled until evening. LT. Harmony is being dragged to look at camper type transporter today and is not happy as i need to build modules for my feathered life forms. LT.Harmonys feathers are ruffled and Bawking. LT. Harmony currently held captive by Hubby and is to be refered to as missing in action and captured {somebody help me} LT. Harmony "SALUTE"
PERMISSION GRANTED!!!
General Dusty emerging from wind blown Medical office to advise you I have been Watching all of your antics while attempting to clean up the Buckeye Mission Control Center...
Sgt Nut... you are hereby promoted to Major....
Commander Moxon...where are the Pics of the Tux & Gown proceedings?? I need those STAT!! and PDQ too!!
All Hatched Life Forms are adorable, and I see, well named...
Permission Granted to continue assemblage of containment features...
Lt. Harmony - Sorry that you are MIA and potentially in a hostage type of situation by hubby life form. Active control methods needed. Suggest consistent whining, and a perpetual desire to pop into clothing stores and try on about 30 items while hubby life form waits and comments on each one. Hubby life forms tire of this and want to go home.
Agent ZZ - absolutely - permission to design fuzzy life form boots. Patent will be drafted upon completion of designs.
Sgt Nut - congratulations on further promotion by General Dusty! What an honor!
General Dusty, Ma'am, pictures of each other taken separately, Ma'am, since nobody around to take pictures of us together. Here is picture of cohabitant life form Kelly in his tux. He cleans up quite well. :-)
Picture of Commander Moxon, but sort of fuzzy because cohabitant life form is not very skilled with photographic apparatus...
Moxon...deeee lightful Pics...I am hearing the song Lady in Red on the shuttle overhead speaker system...Both of you *clean up* quite well and are a delight to the eyes...
CARRY ON!!
Wow.. Commander! Permit me to say how beautiful you are! ZZ noted kind faced hubby, and beautiful wife.. Such fun to see you! The dress is grand, but the faces are awesome!
Uh hum.. back to earth now.
Been working on container modules, giggling to self thinking of fashionable silkie galoshes and approaching mud.
Reporting back to assembling duties.
Over and out
Awww....General Dusty and Agent ZZ - you are both entirely too kind. We do like to go out and have a little fancy evening now and then. It's a fun time and we both get to feel special for a few hours! If you saw us now in our chicken coop building outfits, you would think we were a disgrace! LOL!!
Had idea for silkie galoshes based on four-footed furry life form booties that prevent ice cuts on delicate foot pads. Dog requires basket muzzle so he does not pull off booties. If he doesn't wear booties, he bleeds profusely on the snow (and carpet when he comes in). Booties are Kelly's old socks with gentle elastic around the top. Commander Moxon thinks that silkie galoshes could be modeled on this practice and encourages ZZ to do further investigation...
I would love to see you in any outfit you choose to wear....You are a very beautiful, gracious and fun loving lady, and I see the same in your Spousal Unit...
OOOh, Major(wow) Grownut reporting. Respectfully suggest investigation into rainbow crazy socks as potential Fuzzy Lifeform Protective Footwear Prototype(FLPFP) Taxpayer dollars are being spent on this great endeavor and we owe them our best shot!(Project Flipflop?)
Edited to add > > dang not prototype, what is it I mean!!
ps. Love the georgeousness, LIR!!
This message was edited Sep 20, 2008 2:09 PM
Commander Moxon,
Civilian lazy_lady no good at this crazy service talk, but wanted to mention you look fabulous in your Sunday (er Friday) best!
Kristin (and the Lazy Gals in Vantucky, WA)
Civilian Agent Lazy_Lady - thank you for your kind words! None of us (except General Dusty) are very good at this semi-service-astronaut talk, but we have fun being silly. Please join in any time! We encourage all chicken lovers to participate in the explorations of the Eggsplorer II.
Yeah, especially since Moxon promoted me from being a real life Colonel to a General....Silly Cannuck...but I love her... ^_^
hehe - ya'll sound so believable tho! I hope I didn't offend though, silly is good! My household is always silly. ;)
This entire Forum is silly.. that is why I Live here... LOL
Oh! Dusty, you used the "C" word. I was tempted myself--but I wasn't sure how to spell it. And Moxon is very very strict about spelling.
LT.Harmony reporting have escaped capture and report purchsae of camping type module. abducter put up a fight but let me go this evening after ransom of fish dinner. Have been on other threads answering important questions and running my mouth. Good to hear all is good on mission and may i say MA'AM you are quite beautiful in your red gown. Congrts on the promotion Grow and welcome ZZ to our eggciteing quest. LT. Harmony SRGC on patrol and ready "SALUTE"
MA'AM I don't know ranks is grow over me now?
< < I'm afraid to ask Gen. Dusty how we're doing. NOT sure I want to know > >
Well General Dusty Ma'am, since you're the one with the REAL title, I figure you oughtta be General just because the rest of us need a true leader! LOL!
I hereby promote Lazy_Ladies to Senior Airwoman.
I hereby promote Private Jordan to Technical Sergeant Jordan.
Let it be known that Lt. Harmony is in fact Lt. Col. Harmony.
I found a website that gave me the ranks, which is how I was using them. Here is what I found:
Airmen Classes (because we are flying the Eggsplorer) are, in order of importance:
Airman
Airman First Class
Senior Airman (Lazy_Ladies)
Staff Sergeant
Technical Sergeant (Jordankittyjo)
Master Sergeant (Williams, who is also Commander of her own mission)
Senior Master Sergeant
Chief Master Sergeant
Officer Classes:
First Lieutenant
Captain (Catscan, Josh (who is also Commander Josh when flying his mission))
Major (Grownut)
Lieutenant Colonel (Harmony)
Colonel
Brigadier General
Major General
Lieutenant General
General (Dusty)
So, basically, we're kind of messed up anyway because we have some "Private" titles who are not even on the airforce (I think they might be army) and then we have "Agent" because they are like secret agents of the EIA (Egg Intelligence Agency).
Special Agents (TF, ZZ)
We also have Commander for whomever is flying the Eggsplorer, and there is no such title in the real ranks. But whatever. It is a good title for the one who is in command of the primary mission in the air.
Who have I forgotten?
LOL
Commander Moxon, thank you for the honor to be on board this mission. I'll do my best as Senior Airwoman.
Over and Out
LL
OK, Commander Moxon here, with the news of the final hatch successfully completed. Photographic evidence attached hereto. Eggsplorer II is coming in for landing. We are pleased at the mission success despite an early demise to a single life form.
We will be eggcited to be a crew member on whomever will be flying the Eggsplorer on its next mission.
Commander Moxon will have her next mission in approximately 2.5 weeks time: "Mission Frizzkie". This will be a mission of hatching Frizzle and Silkie life form encapsulation modules.
Please welcome Praline to the family!
