Scattelogical ramblings and desultory humor

Where's there? I'm here, I think.

You can't get there from here ya know. Ayep!

Wherever I go I'm here.

Are you sure Victor? If his is an alternate reality you could be over there, or is it over there, no that's not right, oh look over there! Did somebody move the exit?

On the road again... doddo do do dodo....

exit stage left

Wherever I go I'm there

Has anybody suggested that you are all certifiable?

Victor: I heard an interview with Mel Brooks and Dr. Frankenstein is coming to "the city" next year.

By "the city" you mean Springfield, right?

Ha!

Do I detect a sense of scorn for the City of Homes and aka the City of Firsts?

Ahhh, sweet mystery of life!

You can only be certified at the end of the term.

But how long is the term on this thread? And who supplies the certificates? And finally, what do the certificates say?

The first two questions have no answer. The answer to the third question is "certifiable"

indeterminate...does not compute...DANGER Will Robinson!!!

Thank-you, oh fount of wisdom!

I'm lost...someone's lost.....in space.........bar........thread

Wow and I thought....we were nuts =O

they're coming to take me away ha ha ....they're coming to take me away....ho ho ....hee hee....to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time...... and I'll be happy to see those men in their little green coats ........cause they're coming to take me ((((((((((((((away....ha ha ha

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

I understand that song was banned in Boston.

Don't swear at me!!!!! :)

Neuter Vick!

Naw it wasn't banned here, honest I swear!

How is life in the land of Oz? We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz because because ...what was I talking about?

Yeh I'm neuter here too!.....*starting to twitch*

Upside-down under?

I come from the land down under where women sweat and men chunder......can you hear can you hear the thunder you better run you better take cover ....yehh!

Neutering Vick is too easy. There'd be thousands of volunteers, each armed with a rusty blade.

And what is a vegi - whatever sandwich??

Not that there is anything wrong with that. :-0

perhaps a nice rubdown with bacon grease and then an unchaperoned visit to a dog shelter?

I think it has mites that like veggies. Or maybe not.

Victor: is "wrap" the word you wanted?

LadyCleo - you're far too lenient.

If I should ever go insane, this would be my method...

I told the witch doctor I was in love with you....and he said ooh eee ooo aaa aaaa ting tang walla walla bing bang

DG or the dog pound?

You put the lime in the coconut and shake em both up

which doctor was the witch doctor.
Possibly a bacon grese rub down on a certain part of the anatomy and then a visit to a shelter of rescued fighting pit bull dogs. walla walla bing gone.

:-) So we have had a couple of infiltrators on this thread. (not that there's anything wrong with that) so how many people do you all think are reading this wondering what the #*+@ is going on? Does it matter? We will overcome! March on! All we have to fear is fear itself! ...sorry got caught up...

Dave47 . . . what have you started?