Oh yeah! Duh what was I thinking Murmur and I have that whole thing taken care!
knolan thread
Yup. Thin. Sexy. And with Miracle Gro water pistols - who could resist?
Big bad sexy sistas!
That brings to mind the Nun thing again. April, can you incorporate nuns into the story line? Stinky gardening nuns?
What about Kevin Bacon? We could sell those cuttings that we all are starting. What about a DG calendar? Like those British women did, it was made into a movie. It was hilarious. It didn't show anything, they had plants or garden stuff in discreet places.
Yeah I want a side of the Bacon!!
I saw a special on those British ladies! Very interesting and inventive. Not sure Dave would go for the calandar thing, I think he's straight laced, but I am game!
Yup Murmur you and I will be so hot they won't be able to take their eyes off of us!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was one of my favorite movies ever . . . but unless I truly get to be thin and sexy, we will need more than discreet little plants!
This is way too much fun - I need to go outside and get something done. I was playing all day with friends (plus did work out at Curves, must have known I needed to get thin) and have a few things I want to take care of before I call it a night.
I'll be checking back in to see how this script is going!!
A side of Bacon?????????????????????? LOL LOL LOL
I have that movie.....Calendar Girls! It's one of my favorites. Maybe if Dave saw how sexy us ladies all are he'd let us make one.
Yeah Kristi has to go watch my lover and I have to eat dinner- salad. LOL. Oh and work on the movie.
You guys are great fun!
LOL, too funny.
Yup...I'm off to my watch April's heart throb. Will check in after the movie. Hope there's more story April! And don't forget the nuns!
Jeeze, you go to dinner and look what happens!!! Thanks for including me, guys! OK, you all can have Brad, Johnny (he was hard to give up!), Sean P (sorry, but ugh!), Sean C. & Robert, Richard, too. I get Bruce Willis. I'm counting on you to work him in, April! Purty please!!!! And don't you think Messenger should be in that water gun? Now, I'm going to go back over the script. Too much to take in the first time...
CJ
Took a break from the movie....oh my.....that's all I will say.
"Messenger"...."Master Blaster Plant Disaster"...same thing. Althought the plant disaster is a destroyer of irradiated plant slime poop. Can Messenger do that? We have to be very thorough in our research here.....
Teetee break is over...back to the movie. It's pretty disturbing.....not for the faint of heart.
You guys are something else! I cant keep up with you. This is like reading a novel. I am going to print this whole thread when I get to work and send it to a publisher. lol
Sylvia
So, K is the movie good? Would you recommend it?
City...you're just saying that so you can be in the movie! Or is it the calendar you are interested in? hee hee
But we do have to get the nuns worked in . . . "The three nuns were in the backroom smoking cigarettes and playing poker when the irradiated plant slime poop began seeping under the door . . ."
Yes Murmur....the nuns are a good addition. I guess I was busy watching......'so you think you can dance', but when did the plants start having poop? It does add a spooky monster touch.
The poop was Kristi's fault - she mentioned it a few posts ago . . . and it scared me so much I just had to put it in.
"Sister Lillian stopped dealing the cards and said, "I smell something bad. Something very, very bad." All three started looking around nervously, the odor obviously was from something evil . . . far more sinister than these women had ever come in contact with."
Fade away . . . and return to Madison Square Garden where Murmur and Richard Gere were wowing the crowd with their fancy steps . . .
Murmur you're a writer! It needs the suspense of 'the smell'. When you and Richard are dancing, I don't think you need to worry about your steps, no-one will be looking at your feet!
And that's what those nuns get for being nekkid under those robes. The Messenger would make the slime grow even bigger, faster. Bad mistake! Oh dear! What have I done?!
Hey! Do I get Bruce? I'm putting that in my contract.
The Red Hat Club here made one of those calendars. I thought I'd fall out of my chair when I saw it. I knew some of those ladies, and who'd a thunk it of them? Wow. I have a totally new respect for them!!!
Aha! You ladies have been keeping up.
OK, quick movie review....one word....VULGAR. Poetic but disgusting. Proves what a great actor Johnny Depp is. Do not watch this movie with children in the house. That's all I'll say.
Fly - the poop is from your conniving dog. Everywhere he goes, more plant monsters pop up. And you're in on it......you have something against the SL Garden Club. I'm sure April knows what it is.
Murmur, great idea with the nuns...kind of gives it a "Sopranoestic (new word) feel. And we need April to comment back......I like the idea of you and Richard wowing the crowd...think black and white...old films. And then he turns into a venus fly trap or something.
And then, out of nowhere, here comes Ceejay, weapons of plant destruction wired all over her. She knows this drill. She's seen this way too many times. From town to town she goes, trying to eradicate the evil chlorophyll (sp?) spreading it's slimy disease.
City Sylvia, if it's okay with the April, you should be the mayor (with a name like City Sylvia it just seems befitting).
OK....now I sound like my friend's 12 year old son.
Now, if we change our mind on the movie........what month do you want to be? I call December!
Oh Ceejay...I forgot to include Bruce! Now that he's balding, we can make him a Chia head that's kind of a psychic. You go to him to look into the future. Whaddya think?
Oh, yes . . . Richard (we're on first name basis now) turns into a Venus Flytrap and looks at innocent little me with hungry eyes . . .
Oh, my. Think I may have forgotten where I was going with that line . . .
And I'm off to bed (w/o Richard) - it's only 9:25, but I am pooped (that's NOT erradiated slime plant poop, btw).
I'll look forward to seeing this continuing saga in the morn . . .
Well, obviously April gets April!
Nononono. I like Bruce bald. He is sooo sexy that way. Am I being a pill? OK, do it your way...
Murmur - ROTFLMBO!!!
April....give us that nun picture.....that's us.....looking for the slime on it's way.
I mean Fly_Girl ....that nun picture was yours. Bring it on sister!
CJ...I agree his baldness make him sexy but just picture the chia pet head thing on him....it would make him look like a "seer"
Does he dance, too? Or something?
G'night murmur....you just never know what you might wake up to on here! By all accounts you could be a three headed dragon in a few minutes (or Ms. January).
I think he should sing the blues.
Not exactly what I meant.... ;-)
OK, dibs on February, and a humongous heart!
Ok, ok, do you have lot's of $1 bills? We can make Bruce, the chia seer, dance his heart out (and sing the blues). Will that work for ya?
OK...let's keep a list
January - maybe Murmur (if she agrees)
February - Ceejay
March - ?
April - April (of course)
May - ?
June - ?
July - ?
August -?
September - ?
October - ?
November - ?
December - Kristi
Fly_Girl, City Sylivia, better pick a month! I think Sweezel's vacationing so she can choose when she gets back.
The rest we gotta fill up. Hope some willing souls are getting a laugh outta this!
I'll take October, I like big leaves.
I don't know if I should send the nun pic;)
What is ROT.F.....?
I've decided I want to be wardrobe director.....we're going to need alot of costumes, you can trust me guys!
MAYBE SEPTEMBER?
I'll be honored to be Miss January - I'm already working on my costume, or lack of.
ROTF - rolling on the floor
ROTFLMAO - rolling on the floor, laughing my a__ off.
Wonderful expressions, of course, and certain appropos for this group!!!!
Well, I chose December thinking I can hide behind giant snow balls. 'Course, I'll have to have the snow delivered.