And while i still have you on the line, how 'bout more info on that roundup at your place? Just makin sure that your homeowners insurance is up to date and covers all types of hazards, to include Janet and Jen.
Do we get severance pay?
candy cane curcuma
Janet,
We must have either scared him or he's chasing the kids around the house with bubble wrap??
And you gave Canadians the thumbs down on your roads???
I'd repair it and sell it.........I hate to think what's in store for you in the second month of ownership! :S
Please show us a picture of the cursed beast.
I'm thinking pin stripes and rubber bumper guards would look good, lol
I think he is probably wishing the branch did hit it really hard, so the insurance company would total it. LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Per our prior discussion, your severance package included miniature roses packed as a 10 count per variety, versus the 2 count originally negotiated. Additionally, your efforts were compensated with numerous tropical, woody, and ornamental horticultural products.
This fell under one umbrella, not realizing that you would need to be fired multiple times that day.
Signed Thornie, Thornie, and Bloom
LOLOL......your ex boss seems a to be a *wee* bit upset ladies!
Yo Chris didn't you see me there?
Isn't it hard to find good help these days?????
I just visited ebay where I found a listing for three 10-pack varieties of miniature roses listed at $20.00 per three-pack, proceeds to benefit a certain Toyota Scion registered to CMoore Of Bill Moore & Co. in Florida, and in desperate need of immediate a charitable contribution.
Employees deeply regret any part they may have paid in said destruction.
Lilypon,
That's why we are former employees
Easy on the "wee" part. I'm sensitive enough about my height.
And no. I didn't see you there. Probably best though, as I practically faced the spanish inquisition when 2 lovely women came by and asked for me. Three, and I would have developed a reputation.
Although we failed miserably in the menial tasks of traffic directing and package and handling, we feel we were an assest to your company by providing eye candy to the convention. We feel that because of our talents, we helped promote your company in a "big" way.
Please refer any calls that may come in for Janet or Jen (especially that cutie next to you) to 1 800 I Candy
Ok......the Floridian *Tender Tropical* seems to be mightily upset! ;)
Polly best you are "former employees"......the curse of the Toyota Scion might of rubbed off on y'all.
Ah well I was a hopin you'd seen me there.....but that's ok, I plan on raiding your yard at one of the Florida RoundUps. After you get high premium insurance!
I think you would have handled "the reputation" very well oh mighty tall one! ;)
LOL Mind you after reading the above.......I think you had enough on your plate!
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The "floidian tender tropicall" is just shivering in the cold from the arctic blast that what it thought was a friend, sent down.
And yes, Jen.. The 400 pound man, with the natural fur coat, next to our booth is looking forward to hearing from you as well..
Signed,
Pooh Bear.
Jen,
I always thought you were "different".
Sounds like you a really interesting neighbor there Pooh Bear.......maybe it was he that made your employees so unreliable. Jen I really hope the other furry one didn't catch your whole name.........ewwwwwwww!
Roflol....@ Pooh Bear!!
Do you think your dad is going to be able to handle us?
p.s.....the cutie to the OTHER side, lol
I'm sure he can handle it, but will make sure he drves a rental.
Also not sure why I wasn't invited for that picture. Janet and I would have made great book ends for Jen.
LOLOL.....seems that would be the best for your pocketbook!
I would have loved to have seen that picture! Speaking of pictures where's the one of your c*a*r*???
It's pitch black out, but I'll get you pictures that painfully remind me of what happened to my car.
It's worth it to know you won't mail me a fast snow ball.
Oh how I would love to........just to see that look of utter misery on your face! Your customs however would prolly wonder about white stuff packed in dry ice. :(
Spring loaded snow balls.
I think we could develop a joint venture here.
Signed,
Pac, Frozen, & Water
LOL........I think they'd be a really *quick* selling item there! Would last about that long too.
I once entered in a joint venture for selling dehydrated snow balls on ebay. You just added water and put in the freezer. The formula didn't work quite right but I am sure am interested in the spring loaded snow balls. I am sure I could get one or two veture capitalist together for something that grand!
George , assistant to the assistant to the assistant vice -president's assistant.
for Dead End Products (a sub. of the Mental Cul De Sac corperation)
You were too busy wrecking your car when that pic was taken, lol.....
Welcome to the thread Jester, and with apologies to Lisa for this random hijacking, please feel free to join in at any time.
Will have pics of the damage up, tonight.
Chris
Hey, Jester,
If you're in need of two recently unemployed and basically worthless employees, Janet and I are currently seeking meaningless employment, lol
As their former employer, I will personally vouch for their worthlessness, and incapabilities at meaningless employment.
If you need your packages dropped, dumped, knocked over, or crushed, these are the 2 best people for the job.
Additionally, they will exceed all expectations, in passing them selves off as actual employees, even when faced with challenging questions like, "Do you REALLY work there?", from an extremely odd plantsman.
But, all in all, we did no damage to any major investment of the company.
All vehicles and equipment owned by same were left intact by both temporary
employees of the company, unlike the boss of this operation, who managed to
get a ticket, wipe out a pole and play a small part in damaging an heirloom
oak tree.
Also, would like to apologize to Rylaff for taking over the thread.
So do you think Chris and his car survived to tell of yet another day? Man you two ladies were lucky to get away from him (and his car) alive!! ;)
Uhuhuh (vigorously nodding head)...it was AWFUL!!
Kinda feeling relieved that we were fired, at least we're alive today to tell about it, lol
As much as the company would love two such talented young ladies I fear you are over quailified for our corporation at least on the lower level. Just from what you have listed here I believe you all to be company C.E.O. material. Talked the spring loaded snow ball idea with some of the higher ups in a brain storming group today and I sure the money will be there for a proper launch of the product.
George
God help the company, lol
LOLOL ........so where's Pooh Bear?
Still waiting to see that picture, Chris!!
Me too! Starting to worry that something worse has happened to that car........Chris are you still in one piece???
The Car and I are fine, but we've been in discussion with Road & Track and Playgirl to the rights of certain pictures.
Honesly, I have no idea why Playgirl is interested in pictures of the car.
LOLOL......now you've really got our full attention!
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Well I have recieved my candy cane curcuma. Now how do I plant them?
George in San Antonio