My main present has arrived!!!!!

If I recall, it was Gardenwife that pushed us into it, besides I'm sure Psilo doesn't mind, she has her chair back with new wheels (rubber tires, no less). Besides she can now sit higher and swing her legs back and forth for exercise even.

Yes, you are right, djm, it WAS Gardenwife, wasn't it. I think we were the victims of hypnotic suggestion. No harm done, as you say. Sorry I lost it there for a moment.

ahhhh but what you dont know folks is that I was hiding behind the curtain with dh's camcorder all the time, and I have the evidence!! pleas of mitigating circumstances wont help you now!! hehehehe

now fellow dg'ers what shall we do with them ? ;)

Yes, but won't you reconsider? You now have nice lifetime casters and bigger wheels, plus a rubber bumper on your chair, and a handle across the back.

well i have to go by the letter of the law mam. no verbal negotiations here. nope no "verbal" negotiations. now if....... but i'm not sayin i would accept non-verbal negotiations..... but i might consider it. far as i know the hangin judge is coming to town tomorrow and this is one lady who doesn't like her chair touched, i'll tell you! hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm wonder what she'll give you for time? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm???? psilo, how do you feel about "non-verbal deals"? by the way this conversation never took place. he he he evil snicker

I don't know where we're going with this, debi_z, but I don't do windows! djm... don't forget about the nice basket she has on the back (an unintentional, but useful addition acquired whilst mounting the grocery card casters). I think Psilo is having us on a bit... bet there was no tape in the camera!

Yeh, I agree. Here she has the best of the deal and she has to be pleased. Now if she remembers she forgot to pick up something for supper while she's on the computer, she just has to propel her little (or big) feet on out the door and down the street and toss the groceries right in her basket! Or she can have Simon shove her chair over to the store. (Or over anything he pleases.) Now wasn't that thoughtful of us?????? How can anyone accuse us, we who stand here in a halo of innocence. One of us with a wide eyed innocent look (secretly trying very hard to keep her composure, and the other accused one whose face is an "open book" has a paper bag over her head while smiling gleefully underneath it! We demand justice!

You know, Psilo's been pretty quiet lately... do suppose this debi is really a cop? Those cuffs look more like 6 pack fasteners to me.

*note to self Be sure to lock up your own office chair when you leave it so these thugs can't sit in it with their dirty clothes on Or take it with their dirty snatching fingers.

Oh, to see you all casting aspersions on me...All I did was report what I witnessed!

GW, up here in Alaska, we call that a TATTLETALE!

Heh, heh, thats telling her!!!! (I bet she is secretly proud of us!)
All we really did was to improve Psilos chair so it would be more useful to her.

Yeah, I bet you guys will be at my house trying to steal MY office chair if my dog isn't out there. LOL You better watch your behinds because that girl can really make mincemeat out of behinds that are here without permission.

BWhahahahahahahaaaa

I agree Weez, Psilo is awfully quiet lately. Shes probably taking tea right now with Gardenwife to try to get her to snitch some more!

We're in trouble, you know. The English can brew up a wicked cup of tea.

Yeah, what do we do now? Once they fill up on that tea we may be in for it!

No, they'll be too busy running to the privy.

did someone mention tea? aaarrrrrggggghhhhhhhh!!!! my head! just thought I would let you sweat a bit ;) hehehehe

the jury is now in :))

Okay, maybe not tea - forgot about your headaches! You see, the chair would be left unguarded because we women have this thing about going to the privy in packs.

Not this woman, GW. You girls go ahead and powder your noses... I'll just stay here and guide the chair until you all get back...no, really... it's OK (smile).

excuse me mam, officer debi here. can you tell me where you are "guiding" this chair too? can i have some identification please? mam, you had better stop right now or you'll be going to jail. (to myself...i hope she doesn't plan to keep going, we might have a big ole chair chase here.) (god i hate those....i was not meant to run.) hmmmmmmmm mam?

Make room for me in there with that cute chair! I think I need to examine this chair for evidence that it is comfortable enough for my friend.

(Ponditis sits down) WOOOOOPPPSS Weezin would you PLEASE get out of that chair? I am going to squish you if you don't.

ponditus, are you sure that Weezin is not tampering with the evidence????? :O

I may have to examine this case more closely. It is more serious than I thought. Loitering with intent to use my chair when otherwise not occupied could be construed as a very serious offence!! Good men have gone down for less ;)

I am not a man and I don't think Weezin is either. But if she wants to continue to breathe she should give up this chair.

Creeping up slowly behind everyone, leaping out at the chair, grabbing its new handle bar across the back, and with Weez still in the chair, I dash wildly down the hill whilst the group of accusers stand dumbfounded at the turn of the events!!!!!!

this thread just got very silly indeed!!!!!! LOLOL!

weres me chair!! :O ??????????????

HEYYYY!!!!!!! I am sitting on Weez' lap. Where are we going? PSILOOOOOO WHERE ARE YOU?????

HELP WE HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A DERANGED DGn'er.


HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Ponditis goes flying through the air-------------

Good grief, why didn't we put a brake pedal on this chair while we were doing our modifications! Pond, if you hadn't been on my lap, I'd have been dumped head first into that big mud puddle... oh, dear, can I offer you a tissue or a towel... wait, here's an old advert in the basket... oh, the ink is smearing... (snicker, snicker)

Hey, djm! Get a look at Pond! It's a hoot! Hey, djm, your shoes are smoldering... well, bless your heart for trying to slow us down... Let's throw Pond in the basket and find a car wash before we take this chair back to Psilo. Thank goodness for Scotchguard!

sure glad I got my hair cut. At least I can get all this grass out of it. Wow that was a landing and a half. I think I will sit the next ride out but that sure was fun. If I ever had to do that ride again I would want a parachute.

If you'd have been wearing a skirt, Pond, you would have been!

At least the chair survived the trip! While it's going through the car wash, should we have them put a coat of wax on it to sort of waterproof it? That was very nice of you Pond, to sort of "help us with the trial run" on the chair! You were sort of an air bag for Weez! Hmmm, you guys think we should install an air bag on the chair before we (under duress) give Psilo back her present?

Not too much wax, mind you, boys -- We don't want people so slide right out of that lovely chair. Oh, the bill? That little Alaskan woman over there said she's paying.

Sputter, sputter... yeah, sure, bill it to the 'rich Alaskan'... I've heard it all before! Why did we ever tell anybody about that permanent fund dividend! I'm drivin' a 1977 Chevy pickup called 'Bruno'... you think I can afford 'detailing'!

djm, THOSE ARE FIGHTING WORDS. You are hearby accused of calling me an AIR BAG!!! I may be a fat bag or an old bag but I am CERTAINLY NOT AN air bag!!!!!!!!

I challenge you to a joust. Meet me at 1 a.m. tonight in the General Discussion forum and may the best person win.

Pond, you jumped on top of poor Weez and kept her from flying out of the chair! Because of your "kind" action ( though we think you really had the ulterior motive of swiping that chair for yourself) we decided to install and air bag for Psilos safety.

You know, the upholstery is beginning to show some wear... maybe we could chip in and buy one of those nifty leopard skin covers for it... it would be a nice surprise for Psilo the next time she gets a chance to sit in her chair... (which doesn't look like it's going to be anytime soon!)

Leopard skin!!!:O I hate that almost as much as the leather sofa dh bought me as another surprise gift!!! :((

Im losing the plot here there are so many bluffs and double bluffs Im not sure who the bads guys are anymore!!! LOL!!

and this hard kitchem chair of weezins' is making my backside ache!!!!

LOL

Psilo, you can come here and sit with me on this beautiful garden bench and look at this absolutely gorgeous garden while the others get your chair replaced. I really think they owe you a NEW chair just for wearing the other one out. Now sit a spell and they will go off to the store.

Hurry back everyone. AND Don't steal her new chair!!!!!!

I think a nifty leopard skin would have been so classy! Well, let me think! They do have a lot of rain in England, so maybe a nice toad skin or frog skin or maybe snake skin to cover the chair? Course the toad skin would be awful bumpy and too, the eyes do stick way up. Might not be too comfy.

Snakeskin sounds ab fab. How about porcupine hide, dequilled of course?